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This Ain't Avatar XXX 2: Escape From Pandwhora

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astroknight's ratings for This Ain't Avatar XXX 2: Escape From Pandwhora:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
This Ain't Avatar XXX 2: Escape From Pandwhora overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks This Ain't Avatar XXX 2: Escape From Pandwhora Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks This Ain't Avatar XXX 2: Escape From Pandwhora Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex This Ain't Avatar XXX 2: Escape From Pandwhora Sex rating 3.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting This Ain't Avatar XXX 2: Escape From Pandwhora Plot/Acting rating 2.5 stars
Extras This Ain't Avatar XXX 2: Escape From Pandwhora DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality This Ain't Avatar XXX 2: Escape From Pandwhora A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  2/10/2013

Running Time: 102 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Axel Braun

Cast: Adriana Sephora, Helly Mae Hellfire, Mia Lelani, Rachel Roxxx, Victoria Lawson, Yurizan Beltran, Billy Glide, Brad Tyler, and Chris Johnson in sexual roles with Brynn Tyler, Melissa Jacobs, Ryan Keely, and Jack Napier in non-sex roles

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced. There are a fair amount of jungle sounds piped in for some of the scenes, and at times they can be a bit loud and are definitely repetitive enough to get annoying. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very nice. The lighting is very low, but works for the movie. The picture is clear, and the camera work is steady. There is also a 3D Anaglyph DVD included, along with the red / blue glasses that let you watch the movie in 3D. The 3D presentation isn't bad, and it is kind of cool to watch some of the sex in 3D. Presentations with the colors as messed up as they get with the glasses like this always mess with my eyes so I couldn't take too much of it, but having most of the characters as blue aliens in darker lighting really made the 3D aspect easier on the eyes for me and helped it work better than in other Hustler 3D releases I've watched.

The Movie: Chris Johnson thought he was on good terms with the Pandwhorans, and didn't expect to be thrown into a jungle cell with a few cavegirl like humans. Apparently a few Pandwhorans aren't too happy with him anymore, but Chris has a plan to escape and hopes to take the girls with him in a tale that falls between Cameron's Avatar epics.

Scene 1 - Mia Lelani, Victoria Lawson, and Chris Johnson

Blue aliens Mia and Victoria give Chris one last moment of pleasure, pulling him out from his cage and tying him to it before kissing their way around his chest and teaming up on his cock orally. They take turns working on his cock and balls as they suck and stroke him, and finally share a decent facial finish.



Scene 2 - Yurizan Beltran and Chris Johnson

After Chris is healed, Yurizan decides to check him out and make sure everything below his belt is healed. She sucks and strokes his cock before riding it cowgirl style. She makes sure to mix in plenty of sucking and stroking as she works Chris over, and moves on to ride him in reverse cowgirl as well as letting him take her bow and arrow style. Yurizan rolls over for Chris to take her from behind before letting him spew his seed on her nice round ass.



Scene 3 - Adriana Sephora and Helly Mae Hellfire

Blondes Adriana and Helly Mae are brought before king Jack to put on a show. They kiss and paw at each other before Adriana helps heavily tattooed Helly Mae strip down so she can grope and play with her tits. She moves down to eat her box before letting Helly Mae work on her from behind and as she sits back on the ground. The girls kiss a bit before sixty-nining and tribbing with Helly Mae sitting in Adriana's lap. Finally, King Jack ends things letting a pair of guards have Helly Mae while keeping Adriana for himself.



Scene 4 - Helly Mae Hellfire, Billy Glide, and Brad Tyler

Blue warriors Billy and Brad quickly start having their way with Helly as she sucks and strokes her way between the guys and lets them tongue her from behind. She lets the guys bend her over to take a cock at each end, and keeps sucking and fucking her way through both cowgirls and missionary. The guys take her from behind and in the cowgirls a bit more while making sure that Helly Mae works in plenty of cocksucking. Finally Helly Mae gets down to take a nice double pop on her big tits.



Scene 5 - Rachel Roxxx and Chris Johnson

After Chris escapes from his cage and frees Rachel, she responds in the traditional way with kissing and anal sex. They kiss and grope each other's chest before Rachel frees Chris from his loincloth to suck and stroke his cock. Rachel also lets Chris fuck her big pierced titties and lets him work her over with his tongue and fingers from behind as well as eating her from below. Rachel rides Chris cowgirl style before letting him spoon her shitpussy. He continues to work over her turdcutter with Rachel laying on her side before she gets up to impale her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style. Chris finishes of Rachel's rump doggie style before unloading a nice dose of dick droppings on her ass.



This Ain't Avatar XXX 2: Escape From Pandwhora is an amusing little fuck flick. I'll admit right away that I wasn't too sure about watching a porn flick with a bunch of white people taking on people painted blue with smashed faces, but it really didn't seem much worse than a lot of the tattoos sported by so many of the denizens of pornland today. As usual with Axel Braun, there's fantastic care towards the art direction and the camera work is very nice. I'll also admit that the lack of story didn't bother me much here, and I'm not sure if it's because I wasn't expecting much of any being a Hustler parody or because there wasn't much of one in Cameron's original Dances With Smurfs epic. This is completely a style over substance release, and every now and then that's not a bad thing. The sex is nicely done from start to finish, and there's some decent chemistry to come through in the scenes. Rachel Roxxx obviously stands out being the only girl to give up the ass in the movie, but Adriana Sephora also did a nice job. This Ain't Avatar XXX 2: Escape From Pandwhora is an amusing little fuck flick that should nicely meet any reasonable expectations you have going into it.

The Extras: Trailers are included for seven other Hustler releases. The photo gallery for the main feature lasts just under nine minutes while the BTS gallery lasts about three and three quarter minutes. There's also a behind the scenes featurette and commercials.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about twenty seven minutes. You get plenty of time spent around the makeup process and a bit of time chatting with Billy about the makeup, Jack about the entire process, and Axel about the decision to make a sequel. There's also a bunch of Adriana posing for stills, Chris and Rachel posing for stills as well as shooting their scene, and Yurizan posing for her stills. There's also a bit of green screen work and Chris and the girls shooting some of the scenes. This is an okay behind the scenes featurette. There's a few decent moments, but I really wish a lot more time would have been spent showing the entire makeup creation process as well as some of the fun that I can't help but think would have happened while making a movie like this. This isn't a bad featurette, but it did have plenty of room for improvement.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: If you're looking for a movie with white people making out with giant smurf-like aliens, you could do a lot worse than this one.

Note to Hustler: I hope one of these days you use Axel Braun to make a movie with some of the substance he does so well rather than just for thin movies with fantastic art direction.

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