Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers.
Take a few more seconds to look at that cast again.
Catch your breath during the G-Unit/Shady/Aftermath/Interscope opening credits sequence (Metro/Afro-Centric/Ethnicity Films/Video Team in association with Van Styles productions? How many more people can possibly get a slice of this pie?) because once this baby starts, I get the feeling that there won't be a need for a break until "The End" flashes across your screen. Let me tell you just how pressed I was to get this review to you: I had just written FIVE reviews minutes before I popped this in to supposedly "relax." After skimming the first two scenes, I came right to my computer to grab stills, determined to get this info to you all ASAP. I couldn't keep it to myself for even one more day.
What in the FUCK has gotten into Van Styles lately? He's approaching this summer like he wants to literally own the shit, go down in adult movie history and live forever like FAME; have his name associated with it on the regular, word to Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. After dilly-dallying with a few newbs here (Young Latin Ass 2) and some unproven talent there (Barely Legal: Corrupted 4), Styles really ain't fuckin' wit you now unless you bringin' the goods. He done stepped his game up like AVN is going to debut a "Most Improved Director" statuette in January. Ass and IR fans are gonna dumb out when they get ahold of this one, please believe it.
Velicity Von is up first and Lord Have Mercy, if the good Lord made another white girl as thick, as busty and as beautiful as "V", he must've kept her for himself. And good thing. I don't think I could handle more than one. She's the total package like Lex Luger; enough tits (38DD's to be precise) and ass to satisfy the quota of any movie in either genre. It's hard for a dude to decide which end he likes better. But since this flick is about her ass, I'll speak on that. Trust me, it's so mean and nice, even Jesus might say "Jesus Christ!" At Palace Di Styles, she backs that thang up on Julius Ceazher with a mischievious grin, pulling her pink mesh top up over her huge natural dummies. She gives him brain like a Rex Morgan M.D. and lets him fuck her tits before dropping that big ass on his lap cowgirl, her firm and solid cheeks making loud slapping sounds on his thighs when they come crashing down. The mish and reverse cowgirl are off-the-chain (especially the way V arches her back and makes her funbags bounce in the latter) but people watching this for ass will dig the doggie footage the most. J.C. leaves a little C.R.E.A.M. on V's face to cap off a hot opener and one fans will sho 'nuff appreciate.
In the 'hood we've got a name for girls built like Luscious Lopez. Stallion. And you try to keep as many thoroughbreds like her in your stable as you can, if you can help it. L's jockey today is Nat Turnher and I have no doubt he gon' Turn Her Big Italian Ass Out. Lopez can hardly wait to wrangle his joint out of his LRGeans and get into her mouth. When Luscious climbs up onto Nat's lap to ride him cowgirl, I know this cat is real happy he chose porn. Were this Friday night and he was bringing Lopez home from the club, he might have to stop at 7-11 and pick up a box of the Magnum XL's in the gold wrapper. But not here. Raw dawg, son. And Luscious "loves it" when Nat pounds her with his "big black dick." Van has to capture some of her undulating ass from overhead so you can get the full scope of her gelatinous buttocks and unreal, wide hips. When Nat lays Luscious down on the floor, she looks up at him, serious as a heart attack and says, "Put your big black dick in my ass." How can he refuse her when she asks like that? Anal spoon smoothly and gradually transitions into anal mish and a touch of a2m precedes a fine facial, where L caresses her breasts and wags her long tongue in front of Nat until he strokes his nut out over her face and eyes.
Victoria Allure's a bi-racial broad. I recall her saying she had a white parent in someone's Behind The Scenes. No matter. If she's half anything, it's obvious it's her bottom half that caught all them good black genes. Not only does she have one of the cutest faces of ANY race in adult right now, ol' girl's ass is ridiculous. Is there any more room for me in those...hot pink booty shorts? Rico Strong gets to tap the usually demure Allure today and I'm sure my man felt like Christmas came early once he laid eyes on this fine-ass redbone. Her hair is slicked back, as usual, with an explosion of curls springing from the back. Yeah...Rico 'bout to sweat that out. Victoria bends over in front of him, pulls her shorts down around her thighs and I swear I catch a glimpse of heaven between her cheeks right before my heart palpitations begin. Strong goes Zupko on her ass and oils it up real nice, making sure his fingers cover every inch and crevice. Then he just stands back and admires it. Given the opportunity, wouldn't you? With all that good pussy staring him right in the face, he can't help but take a lick or two before burying his bone in it doggie; he doesn't even bother taking his jeans all the way off before he hits it. After some quick wireless head (that's with no hands!), Strong splits her gash mish. And he's wearing_it_OUT. I have NEVER heard Allure moan, grunt and groan like she does here before. Cut to Victoria hovering over Rico's cock cowgirl while he thrusts up into her before she takes over and starts bouncing her ass on his dick like she's expecting onlookers to start showering her with dollar bills. Instead she's showered with semen, all over her pretty face. Rico put it on her.
Ava Rose. I peeped her sis' creep just a day before I saw this in Take It Black 4. I've gotta say, were I forced to choose, a brotha might have to make Ava his permanent boo and baby mamma minus the drama. But then again, I've got a thing for brunettes. While she'll never be accused of being as voluptuous as the rest of the honeys here, covergirl Ava's got plenty going on in her backyard. Van follows, camera steadily trained on her ass all the way up some stairs and across the room, where she smothers Julius Ceazher by backing her butt up onto his face. It occurs to me, during the real serious hummer that she bestows on J, that Ava is also the better performer of the siblings, or at least right now, more orally talented. She treats that ebony scepter like royalty and Julius were really Caesar. And she's got the sexiest pair of peepers you ever want to see and she makes plenty of sensuous eye contact as she blows. Hot. You gain new appreciation for her butt once you see it in action, rising up and down on J's lap cowgirl. In standing doggie, Ava hikes her near leg up over some railing, giving us a great view of Ceazher sliding up in her spot. She closes her eyes and drifts away to her own special place, drinking in every inch of pleasure she can. Ava's got "it"; that strange intangible quality and sexual charisma that makes you want to watch her regardless of who or what she's doing. From reverse cowgirl to spoon, we end with J jerking off a tremendous load across Ava's chin, the vast majority landing on her chest. The smile she wears afterwards is one of a genuinely happy and satisfied starlet. Neither Ava nor her sister do interracial anymore so this scene has already become an instant rarity.
Flower's put in enough work to where, as a reviewer, you don't even really have to watch her scene to know it's going to be fire. That's a given and universally accepted fact by now. The sky's blue, water's wet and Flower Tucci is going to give you 110% and one helluva scene if she's on your set. Period. She's so hot that during her tease, Styles does something he never does: actively involve himself beyond merely copping a feel. He takes a clear dildo and probes Flower's ass with it with bull-like persistence and has her lick it clean before sending her crawling to find Nat Turnher. She busts a face dance on him before swinging around in the sixty-nine position, sucking his dick while Nat continues to inhale the aroma of a her ass and twat. Cowgirl is first on the menu and Flower takes charge, positioning herself just above Nat's rod, guiding it in with her hand and riding the tip slowly until she squirts. I don't recall ever seeing her cum that fast without being all-out slammed before. Vaccuuming every droplet of her cum from Turnher's prick, Tucci bends over and accepts Nat doggie. "Oh...oh FUCK!," she screams before Turnher has to clear the back blast area; she explodes with squirt all over the place, shooting backwards. This is too easy, Nat ain't even going hard. His aim is pleasing, apparently. Next her zeroes in on Flower's ass, sliding into her bung from the spoon position. Once it becomes mish, it's a forgone conclusion that Flower's going to cum really hard once again and soak the sofa beneath her. Turner doesn't really drop the hammer until he's in her ass doggie and after making her shower them again, he slips right back into her pussy. He rails her here doggie until he releases his soldiers into Flower's mouth.
Everyone else may as well start shooting their IR movies in the bathroom 'cause they're officially washed up. The King is back to officially hush the haters who thought he might've fallen off. This joint was so good, I was only halfway through the Victoria Allure scene before I picked up the phone and started calling people. And I have NEVER done that. When I think about the "brick" in the title, I'm thinking about the hard white kind that have fiends running up to you trying to cop because they know you've got the best shit on the block. Right now, Van Styles, as far as IR goes, is that dude. Get in line for your hit.
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