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That Bitch Ate Our Witch

That Bitch Ate Our Witch

Studio: Simon Wolf
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morbidthoughts's ratings for That Bitch Ate Our Witch:
Overall Rating 3 stars
That Bitch Ate Our Witch overall rating 3 stars
Female Looks That Bitch Ate Our Witch Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks That Bitch Ate Our Witch Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex That Bitch Ate Our Witch Sex rating 2.5 stars
Plot/Acting That Bitch Ate Our Witch Plot/Acting rating 2 stars
Extras That Bitch Ate Our Witch DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality That Bitch Ate Our Witch A/V Quality rating 2.5 stars
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Reviewed by morbidthoughts  on  4/19/2005

Man, I've been watching gonzo for so long I forgot how porn used to be when I first started watching it. Cheezy plot that never takes itself seriously, bad porn music, and lighting fit for a soap opera, this feature has it all. Joey Ray and Chris are roommates with warring girlfriends. Even though they put an ad for a male roommate, due to a mysterious mixup, August shows up and claims the position.

Kelli Kline:

Kelli and Chris Cannon have been dating for 6 months. She bribes Chris to come meet her family in San Francisco with the best way possible. Sex.

Kelli looks fabulous and Chris looks like Chris Isaak. Kelli's blowjobs are average but she makes up for it with her deep moans. Conventional sex positions that finishes with Kelli giving a handjob finish that hits her chin. Seeing Kelli's closed mouth grit while what's left of a weak cumshot come out is hilarious.

Sammie Rhodes:

Sammie makes a very sloppy peanut butter and jelly sandwish. I guess she's having difficulty with this simple item because she's trying to keep her towel that's covering her body from falling off. After a conversation with her bf, Joey Ray, they move into the bedroom.

Darkly lit scene but it's forgivable since it's supposed to be night time. Bad camera angle during the blowjob at first with Sammie's arm blocking the cock. Sammie seems to like the guy. They kiss a couple of times during spoon. Best position is of course the RC that displays her incredible boobies. Facial ends a good scene.

August & Tiffany Taylor:


August has her buddy Tiffany Taylor over. I guess this will be a lesbian scene. In Tiffany's previous incarnation as Heather Hunt, watching her scenes was like watching necrophilia. She seems a little more convincing as August's sapphic lover but I'm not a lesbian. A pink dildo was used to assist the scene.

Brandy Nichole:

Looks like August and Tiffany has fucked up in their witchcraft and they need to call on the wolf (tm Pulp Fiction). Randy Spears is the wolf and is trying to get his stuff ready as he's being summoned but his wife as other ideas.

Hey, I recognise that fireplace from Young Pink 6. Shallow bj. Vaginal sex hampered by the shadows caused by the fireplace. Brandy even gives up her big butt for Randy to stay a little longer. Cumshot on her mouth.

August Night:

Okay, well all these shenanigans lead to the climax which is August finally getting her man, Chris. We have regular condomed sex by another fireplace. They seem to like each other. August is a nut sucker but isn't much of a blowjobber. Weak cumshot that misses August's face. I think one drop hits her neck.

Parting Thoughts:

Bonus scene is Wanda Curtis and Hershel Savage from the movie Roommate from Hell. Behind the scenes actually showed the shooting of the movie and many many takes. As for the movie itself... man the plot was flimsy. I didn't even understand how it bridged the sex scene. But oh well... pretty women having nice conventional sex.

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