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Studio: Smash Pictures
Category:  Asian , Black , Interracial
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  7/30/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 107 min.

Production Date: 4 / 15 18 / 2007

Director: Bishop

Cast: Cat, Dada, Gip, Um, Yow, LT, and Mark Anthony

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Hmmmm. While part of me is really interested about this one there's another part that's a bit nervous...

Initial Reaction: It's extremely inconsistent and rarely shows the spark of fun that I normally expect from Smash and Bishop's movies.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting fresh Asian talent with black guys

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anything close to consistency.

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are some of the weakest I've seen from Smash. The audio isn't bad, but the balance is often slightly off with a few minor background noises sneaking in. The video is presented in the full frame format and is a touch weak. The lighting is very inconsistent and there's a bit of pixelation. This teams up during LT's scenes to give an almost flickering and off-color effect that's extremely noticeable and extremely annoying. While Mark's scenes felt a bit constricted by the rooms, LT's just plain felt poorly done and brought the movie's overall technical aspects down below the average level.

Music: There's a little porn music to start off each scene, but it rests quietly in the background and fades out as the sex begins.

Menus: The main menu works through some nice animation and stills of the girls for a good first impression. The chapter menu nicely lets you choose a scene based on stills and names of the girls while the positions menu lets you jump directly to specific sex acts such as blowjobs, cowgirl, or cumshots.

The Feature

Not content to just sit at home making movies, Smash sent Bishop and his camera to follow LT and Mark Anthony as they check out some of what Bangkok has to offer. There's sometimes a little something to start out the scenes, but it never takes long for some fresh Thai talent to start trying out some experienced black American dick.

Scene 1 Dada and Mark Anthony

When Mark comes back to his hotel room to find Dada making his bed she immediately starts apologizing. They chat a bit before she welcomes him to Bangkok sliding back on the bed and letting him kiss her. Mark quickly slides a hand under her shirt and gives her tits a little oral attention with a few pinches mixed in. He keeps moving down to lick her pussy before she works his big black cock over as well as she can with her mouth. Mark fucks her doggie style before letting her ride him cowgirl style and fucking her missionary style, and Dada gets in a bit of unhappy looking cocksucking as well. They finish things up with a bit of spooning before Mark pops on her face and wipes some cum over her lips as Dada sees how tight she can shut her mouth.

This scene did nothing for me. Dada isn't bad looking, but she never made me feel like she was enjoying the sex. She looked downright unhappy when Mark's cock was anywhere near her mouth and I thought her face might cave in with how tight she had it as he came up to put his cum on her lip. Add to that camera work that was more gyno-cam action than anything, which may have been due to the tight confines of the hotel room, and you have a scene that made me glad to have a remote. This scene doesn't come close to starting the movie on a high, or even average, note.

Scene 2 Yow and LT

LT decides to take the easy way out of taming his yellow fever by calling an escort service. He calls the service up to chew them up when she's late, and gets a knock at the door to find good looking Yow at the door with a rose. LT lets her know that they're not going out with how late she is and they get right to business on the bed with a bit of kissing. LT starts to play with Yow's pussy as she gropes him through his pants, and then lets her lovingly work his cock over orally. Yow gets up to ride LT cowgirl style before turning around for the reverse cowgirl and letting LT take her doggie style. They finish things up fucking missionary style and spooning before LT pops in her pussy and they try to milk it back out.

This is a pretty hot scene. Yow is good looking and looks like she's having fun throughout the scene. Yes, she does mug the camera a bit, but that's forgivable with a scene like this and made up for a bit by having some decent chemistry with LT. The camera work is still a bit weak, and the video overall is fairly poor due to some flickering lighting. The scene also falls a little short with a 'cream pie' that looks like somebody squirted Elmer's Glue into Yow's pussy and left me doubting it right away. This is a pretty good scene that could have been a lot better with lighting that didn't make my eyes hurt.

Scene 3 Cat and Mark Anthony

Covergirl Cat dances around on the bed for Mark before coming forward to start sucking his cock. They fuck doggie style before Cat sucks Mark's cock a little more and then gets onto it for a cowgirl ride. They also get in some missionary work and spooning before Mark nuts in her pussy with it still dribbling out of his cock as he pulls out.

This is a pretty good scene. Cat and Mark have nice chemistry, and Cat puts out a fair amount of smiles to let you feel that she's actually enjoying herself. The camera work got a little heavy on the gyno-cam shots, but there's also a fair amount of distance shots to help it out. The cream pie finish was actually believable here, and having one last smile to finish the scene off was even more nice. This is a pretty good scene.

Scene 4 Gip and LT

LT starts out lying on his stomach on the bed with Gip giving him a massage while wearing a little red dress. He reaches back to massage her ass and almost as soon as her dress comes off his cock is in her mouth. She barely gets a chance to suck it before he has her ride it in each of the cowgirls. They move on with some doggie fucking and missionary work before LT pops on Gip's stomach.

This is another weak scene that should have been much better. Gip and LT look like they're having fun, but the technical aspects completely ruin it. This scene almost looks like it was a home movie of a GI on leave in Thailand thirty years ago due to the amount of grain, poor lighting, etc. This should have been a great scene, but didn't seem to have a clue how to get it.

Scene 5 Um and Mark Anthony

When Mark hears a knock at the door, he lets them know he's ready for his massage and soon after has good looking Um kneading away on his back. He rolls over to let her massage his cock, which she happily does with her hands and mouth after giving a happily surprised laugh. Mark licks and fingers her pussy in return before fucking her doggie and cowgirl style, and after she sucks his cock a bit more fucks her missionary style. They also spoon before Mark comes up to dribble a little gooey white cum on Um's face.

This is a pretty good scene. As usual the camera work and editing is lacking, but there's some decent chemistry between Mark and Um. They keep things moving pretty well, but the scene does seem a little long. This is one of the better scenes in the movie, but still not too far above the average level.

Thai That Black Cock is a good idea that just doesn't work as well as one might hope. After watching a little Asian porn it's easy to want more out of the guys, and picking Mark Anthony and LT as American studs to head over to Bangkok seems like a good thing with the enthusiasm they often show and the chemistry they seem to have with their partners. Having the movie revolve around them checking out the sex district of Bangkok makes this one sound all the better. Sadly, nothing seems able to keep up with the idea. To start with, every scene takes place in what looks like a cheap hotel room, so having the movie be about Mark and LT checking out all the sex districts of Bangkok have to offer doesn't even seem to come up. I know there's testing, but with the disease rate of Bangkok I also can't help but be a little disturbed that this was a condom-free movie. The girls are completely hit or miss, with girls like Dada falling completely flat while others like Cat and Um do a nice job looking like they're having fun. The technical aspects are just as hit or miss. Mark's scenes look nice and fairly professional even though they sometimes have a slightly claustrophobic feel with the camera seeming like it can't back up. LT's scenes, however are grainy with bad lighting and although I guess some might say they have a 'timeless' look to them, when I pick up a new movie I don't want to feel like I'm watching porn that was made before KISS discovered face paint and fire breathing. All that said, I'm sure this couldn't have been an easy movie to make. Finding the female talent halfway around the world when there isn't the system in place like there appears to be in Europe and Brazil has to be difficult, and I'm sure it's just as hard to find qualified people behind the camera if you're planning on using some local people there. Although the production dates make it look like the movie took only four days to make, even if you'd stretch that out to a week it sounds like more than a daunting task. I love the idea of having reliable American guys going overseas to try out some fresh talent, but Thai That Black Cock is so inconsistent and has enough faults that I couldn't help but be disappointed.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts about three and a half minutes with about six seconds per nice looking snapshot or full screen photo. Trailers are included for Secretary's Day, White Wife Black Cock 8, Registered Nurse, Planting Seeds 2, Naughty Nanny, Cheating Housewives 4, Whale Tail 3, and Moving Violations. There's also a behind the scenes featurette and website information.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about three minutes. This one's more than a little short and simple with Um and Cat posing for photos. Somebody talks in Thai behind the cameraman so Um can understand while Cat talks at the camera and seems more than a little playful. This adds a little to the overall DVD, but not much.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, Asian, interracial, and cream pie (vaginal)

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Smash DVDs can be found online for between $14 and $24 with most stores offering them in the $20 range. Rent this one first or aim low. The sex is very inconsistent while the technical aspects alternate between pretty good and crap. The extras show a little effort, but nothing too special. This might be the most disappointing Smash DVD I've seen so far.

Note to Smash Pictures: I can't fault your idea here, but the lack of consistency in every way through the movie really brought this one down.

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