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DAF1740's ratings for Texas Vibrator Massacre, The:
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Texas Vibrator Massacre, The overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks Texas Vibrator Massacre, The Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Texas Vibrator Massacre, The Male looks rating 4 stars
Sex Texas Vibrator Massacre, The Sex rating 3.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Texas Vibrator Massacre, The Plot/Acting rating 5 stars
Extras Texas Vibrator Massacre, The DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Texas Vibrator Massacre, The A/V Quality rating 2 stars
Worth$20.00
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Reviewed by DAF1740  on  9/15/2008

In A Word
Amazing horror porn flick is a must have for those who long for porn with a darker edge.

Synopsis
As the title suggests, The Texas Vibrator Massacre is a take on the 1970s horror classic with a special twist: instead of a chainsaw, Leatherface uses a lethal vibrator on his victims, and there’s plenty of hardcore sex between the killing scenes.

The Cast
The film opens with Vanessa Dawson (Roxy Deville) and her friends driving around Texas in their white van, lost and running low on gas. Vanessa’s boyfriend (Seth Dickens) is at the wheel, while Ruby Knox, Bella Lynn, and Jack Vegas are sitting in the back. Eric Swiss plays the role of Leatherface, with Rob Rotten, Daisy Tanks, and Jamie Ellis all participating in sex scenes as members of his dysfunctional family.
I should mention right off the bat that Roxy, Ruby, and Bella all look fantastic in this film. They’re dressed down (jean shorts and tank tops) and look just like girls one would encounter in real life. Their bodies look natural, with normal-sized breasts and curves. This added a lot to the film’s appeal in my view (Roxy even let her bush grow into a nice trim triangle¬––I must say I am a fan!). Daisy is a punk-chick, with lots of piercings and dyed hair, while Jamie plays her demented Lolita character to perfection.

The Sex
The great thing about this film is that sex and death are intertwined right from the get go, which just adds to its erotic appeal. The first scene involves Bella and Jack in the back of the van while Ruby is out in the woods for a toilet break (unfortunately, no urination is shown). Roxy and Seth watch on as the pair perform oral sex upon one another, and then move on to spread eagle missionary, doggy, and cowgirl, with Jack finishing himself off on Bella’s breasts.


This scene is totally hot, even though blond-haired Bella isn’t really my type. She and Jack are obviously really into each other, and the camera work is top-notch (all angles are covered on the BJ, and we get a great shot of Bella’s anus during the sex). There’s also a bunch of flies buzzing around the back of the van, landing on Bella’s body from time to time, which adds to the authenticity (and dirtiness) of the scene. What’s more, shortly after the sex is finished, the group picks up a hitchhiker who pulls out a knife and stabs Jack and Bella to death. Some creative camera work makes it all convincing and realistic without relying on special effects. As the scene ends, we get some shots of Bella’s blood-splattered exposed breasts. It’s awesome, but I just wish the hitchhiker had taken his time and raped her first.


After fleeing the van, Roxy ends up separated from the others. She finds a house in the woods, where she is tied up and fondled by Leatherface (who has the decency to uncover her breasts for us). Ruby and Seth end up at the same house, with Leatherface’s two sisters, Jamie and Daisy. Jamie lures Seth into another room, while Ruby and Daisy are soon joined by Rob Rotten himself in the living room, who promises he’ll help Ruby if she fucks him. The second sex scene shifts between Jamie and Seth and what eventually becomes a MFF threesome. I can’t say I like the switching back and forth, as it makes it annoying when you’re trying to get into a scene after having already watched the whole film. Anyway, Jamie and Seth give each other oral, then do spread missionary and doggy; Seth ends up cumming in Jamie’s mouth, and she dutifully swallows all. Meanwhile, in the living room, Ruby gives Rod a BJ and he returns the favor before they move into cowgirl. Daisy soon joins them, giving Ruby a rim job and Rod some BJ before licking Ruby’s clit while she does reverse cowgirl. They do a bunch of different positions together (reverse cowgirl on both girls, missionary on both girls), and Rob cums in Daisy’s mouth.
I really liked Ruby in her scene, and only wish we could’ve seen more of her. The end is near for both she and Seth, however: when Seth tries to cuddle with Jamie after sex, she grabs an ax and chops off his arm, while Ruby is killed by the vibrator in a totally hot scene. With Ruby lying naked on the ground, Leatherface sticks the vibrator in her pussy until a fountain of blood spurts out all over her body and she dies. Once again, the camera work makes it all seem real and intense; I just wish there were more shots of her bloody, nude corpse.


With the third sex scene, we move back to poor Roxy in the shed. Jamie and Rob (brother and sister, remember) keep her entertained by fucking in front of her eyes (BJ, cowgirl, missionary), with an unseen cum shot supposedly inside Jamie’s pussy. (Disappointment: I love creampies, but you have to show them!)
After apparently spending the night alone in the shed, Roxy awakes to find the Leatherface family feasting on a human corpse right in front of her (occasionally tossing an organ her way so that she ends up covered in blood). Why they chose a man’s body, I will never know (it looks like Jack from scene one): how much more erotic it would have been to see Bella or Ruby being disemboweled and devoured!


In any case, our fourth and final sex scene begins when Leatherface carries Roxy back into the shed, apparently to kill her with the vibrator. She gets aroused when he rubs it on her pussy and ass through her shorts, however, and decides to use her charm to seduce him. She strips and gives him a great BJ, with her tits bouncing all over the place, and then we get to see that ugly mask licking and fingering Roxy’s pussy (shown in great detail). They do missionary, doggy, and cowgirl, before Roxy jerks him off and spills his load on his abdomen. Then, while Leatherface is riling in ecstasy, Roxy pulls out a knife, stabs him in the leg, and runs away (giving us a great shot of her round butt shaking as she runs).
Roxy Deville truly put in a performance for the ages in this scene. There was just something so raw and animal about it, amplified by Leatherface’s incoherent grunts through his mask. I really couldn’t ask for more (other than some anal, perhaps!).


The film ends with Vanessa in the hospital, being interviewed by a detective (Herschel Savage). However, the nurse turns out to be none other than Leatherface’s punky sister (Daisy), and the detective to be the whole family’s father. Vanessa is beaten to death with a monkey wrench, and we get some good shots of her naked lower body amid the blood-stained sheets as the camera zooms out.

The DVD
Faithful to the original, the picture in The Texas Vibrator Massacre is grainy and of rather low quality, which may add to the horror effect but takes a bit away from the sex in my opinion. Extras include director’s commentary and a whopping 1 hour and 40 minute behind-the-scenes section, which focuses mostly on special effects rather than sex.

Summary
The Texas Vibrator Massacre is just what I’ve been waiting and hoping for: a live-action porn film where the women have sex and then are killed in a way that showcases their nude bodies. I wasn’t scared or grossed out while watching it, but the film certainly isn’t for the faint of heart. Needless to say, it left me in a state of excitement that I haven’t gotten from a film in a long time. On the depravity scale, I feel that Rob Rotten could have done a little better. Why not show the women being raped and then killed, for instance? Or include some anal? I find it rather hard to believe that a group of homicidal cannibal perverts would respect taboos and stick to the vagina. Still, this film is a classic, and I can’t wait for Loaded Digital’s next venture into horror porn!



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