The Little Details
Running Time: 116 min.
Production Date: 1 / 21, 22 / 2004, 2 / 5, 12 / 2004
Director: Pat Myne
Cast: Vickie Powell, Dillon, Teagan Presley, Mark Ashley, Lee Ann, Jay Ashley, Jessica Sweet, Nadia Nyce, Nautica Thorn, and Jon Dough
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: Itís been quite a while since I checked out one of Pat Myneís movies, but heís been a director that seems to fly under the radar of a lot of people while putting out some darn good movies. Iím looking forward to taking another look at his work here.
Initial Reaction: Itís pretty good, but not as good as I expected from Pat.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a good range of sex with barely legal girls
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a heavy anal emphasis
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is nicely balanced, including Patís comments from behind the camera, but there are a couple background noises which pop up. The video isnít quite as good. Itís nicely lit, but there is some noticeable pixelation that pops up through the movie. You can tell that much of the movie is shot by hand, but there are very few motion problems due to somebody not being familiar with the limitations of the camera.
False Advertising: The front cover lists Teagan, Fallon Sommers, Bianca Pureheart, Kimberly Kane, Alexis DuVal, Sasha Sans, Isabel, and Katin. Of that entire list, Teagan is the only person who actually appears in the movie! Thatís seven of eight persons listed wrong, and because of it Iím deducting a point and a half from the overall scorte.
Menus: The main menu is okay, and combines a bit of the movie with a little animation and the boxcover. The chapter menu is very generic, and just lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number.
The FeaturePat Myne is back with more Terrible Teens. These are the bad girls, who arenít going to let a plaid skirt and some knee high socks keep them from fucking and sucking. Theyíre bad enough to let guys cum in them and put their ass on the line as well, with Pat taking a first person view for much of the action.
|Scene 1 - Vickie Powell and Dillon|
Vickie, a brunette with a few blonde streaks, sits back in a chair enjoying a smoke and diddling herself while wearing a white shirt tied off below her tits and a plaid skirt with a matching tie. Pat chastises her for smoking and playing with her pussy, so she continues to show how bad she can be showing off her tits and ass. She kicks it up a notch by sucking and stroking Dillonís cock as he walks up while continuing to enjoy her smoke. Pat and Dillon encourage her to suck the cock, and after Pat gets her to admit that she wants Dillon to fuck her, they head inside. Vickie shows off her great body once again as she plays with her pussy before having Dillon fuck her missionary style. She rolls onto her side as they fuck, and after a bit lets Dillon move behind her to spoon her twat. Vickie sucks it clean before letting Dillon take her doggie style, and sucks his cock clean a couple times before bouncing on it reverse cowgirl style. Dillon moves up to fuck her big fat titties, and Vickie eagerly sucks him when his cock gets close enough to her mouth. They keep it going with a cowgirl ride and Dillon picking Vickie up to fuck her midair. He sets her down so she can finish him off with her mouth and hand, and gives her a nice pop in her mouth as her eyes bulge out with her mouth filling up with his seed. Afterwards she lets it flow out for the camera to see.
This is a pretty hot scene. Vickie is definitely a hottie, and her British accent only makes her all the more appealing to me. She puts out some nicely realistic vocals as Dillon works her over, and seems to get into it nicely. Vickieís normally on the bottom so she doesnít get to show off a lot of energy, but when he lets her get on top she puts out some nice energy as well. Pat gets a little vocal at times, but does do a very nice job with the camera work. Vickie and Dillon do a nice job starting out this installment of Terrible Teens.
|Scene 2 - Teagan Presley and Mark Ashley|
Teagan starts the second scene out strutting around in a pair of chunky heeled shoes, white bobby socks, a red plaid skirt and tie, and a white button down shirt. After checking out her legs, Pat lets the camera admire her ass from as many angles as possible before having her sit back in a chair to show off her pussy and titties. They chat about sex a little before Pat has Teagan get on her knees and beg Mark to be able to suck his dick. It doesnít take much begging before Mark moves in to let Teagan take him down her throat. After giving him plenty of head, Teagan bends over so Mark can tongue and finger her pussy from behind as she reaches back to continue to stroke his cock. Mark also gives her ass some tongue love before letting Teagan ride him cowgirl style so she can show off that great ass. Teagan also takes it doggie style before sucking Markís cock clean and lying back for some missionary work. Mark lets Teagan have another taste of his cock as he bones her bald beaver missionary style, and even picks her up to fuck her midair. He lets her suck his cock again before they go back to fucking missionary style, and Mark finishes it up unloading in her pussy. Teagan sits up and lets the cum flow out of her cunt onto the nice blackness of the chair as well as into her hand so she can lick it up. Teagan even gets down to lick up the cum that fell from the chair to the tile floor.
This is a darn hot scene. As always, Teagan looks fantastic, and she and Mark have some very nice chemistry together. Patís comments interfere with the scene a little, but Teaganís vocals seem spot-on and really kick the scene up a notch. The cream pie finish is a wonderful thing, and Mark looks like he got some fairly far up there as Teagan seems to have problems getting some of it out. She doesnít do to bad licking it up, but at the same time doesnít look completely pleased about it. This scene should be sure to please Teagan fans.
|Scene 3 - Lee Ann and Jay Ashley|
Dirty blonde Lee Ann starts out the third scene wearing white knee high socks, a pink bikini top, a backpack, and a plaid skirt which she picks up to show off her pink panties. Pat tells her that he needs somebody to take it in the ass, and after she tells him that heíll have to pay her for it she quickly accepts the forty bucks he says he has. They talk about peeing and stretching her asshole before heading inside for Lee Ann to stretch out her asshole with a silvery purple buttplug. They talk a little more about sex before Pat brings in Jay ďQuarantine ListĒ Ashley to get his cock sucked. Lee Ann submissively lets Jay fuck her face, and then gets up for a reverse cowgirl ride. She gets on all fours next for Jay to tongue, finger, and slap her ass before fucking it. Lee Ann dutifully sucks her ass off Jayís cock when he offers it to her, and also impales her ass on it reverse cowgirl style. Finally, Lee Ann takes a decent pop from Jay in her mouth before blowing cum bubbles with it.
This scene didnít do much for me. Yes, part of it was Jay ďQuarantine ListĒ Ashley, but more of it was Lee Ann. I have to admit that Lee Ann does a very nice job of taking it in the ass, and she looks to give some great head as well. The part that didnít work for me was that she seems to obviously be in her mid-twenties, and having somebody that age pretending to be 18 is a big part of why I just donít care for barely legal movies. It might have worked if she looked younger and could pull off the young and cute thing, but she just couldnít. Iíll admit that itís my personal tastes that held the scene back for me much more than the sex in the scene, but I just couldnít get into it.
|Scene 4 - Jessica Sweet and Mark Ashley|
Jessica, a cute little bottle blonde with her hair in two ďlittle girlĒ braids, starts her scene playing with her lovely C-cup tits. She runs her hands around her great natural body as Pat encourages her before girlishly asking Mark for his cock in her mouth. Jessica takes a nice skull-fucking, and even looks like she might take it in her throat a bit. Mark rewards her with a bit of twat tonguing as she tells him to do whatever he wants with her, and after giving her pussy a couple fingers moves up to fuck her missionary style as she continues to talk dirty to him. Jessica gets up to suck her juices off his cock before getting on all fours so Mark can tongue and slap her ass. Of course he fucks her pussy from behind as well before also spooning it, and finishes things up giving her an impressive pop that almost completely misses her face.
This is a hot scene. Jessica is cute, has a great body, and is definitely vocal in the good way. She has nice chemistry with Mark, and they keep things moving along nicely. This is a very nice scene, and I couldnít help but wish that it would have lasted longer.
|Scene 5 - Nadia Nyce, Nautica Thorn, and Jon Dough|
Nadia starts things out on a staircase wearing a white top and black hotpants teasing Pat. She heads to the top of the stairs where sheís magically joined by Nautica, who Pat has get down and lick her pussy. Nautica gets a leg up so Nadia can lick her pussy and ass before Pat has Jon join them. The girls team up on Jonís cock orally before Jon has them get on all fours so he can work his way back and forth between them fucking them from behind. Nadia lies back in a chair next with Nautica sitting below her so Jon can make his way between Nadiaís pussy and Nauticaís mouth before Nautica bends over so he can fuck her doggie style. He moves back to fuck Nadiaís ass missionary style and lets her have a few tastes of her ass from his cock before rectally reaming her doggie style as she moves over to lick Nauticaís pussy. Finally, Jon pops in Nadiaís mouth, who swaps it back and forth with Nautica before swallowing it down.
This scene didnít do a lot for me. It definitely started out right with a nice tease and a little interaction with the girls, but as soon as Jon joined in the scene nosedived for me. The chemistry seemed flat through the rest of the scene, and most everything about the scene made me think the girls were completely bored with it. Nadia does take it in the ass quite well, but the girls are uncharacteristically quiet through most of it. This scene came off as a dud to me, and didnít come close to giving the movie a good ending.
Terrible Teens 3 is a pretty average release. I really like that Pat has the nice mix to the sex with cream pies, anal, and group scenes mixed in, and thereís normally some nice chemistry in the scenes as well. Unfortunately, the movie seemed pretty average. Teagan easily had the best scene in the movie, which was nicely helped by a cream pie finish, while Lee Annís scene and the final scene with Nautica Thorn and Nadia Nyce came in at the bottom for me. Pat continues to have a nice eye behind the camera, which is of course helped by having Chris Streams around, but his vocals got a bit annoying here. Maybe my problem here was that Pat has almost always impressed me with his movies, and so with Teagan on the cover along with a list of girls that had me eager to see it, I set my expectations a bit high. Of course, those expectations immediately came crashing down when I found out that Teagan and Pat were the only people who appeared on both the cover and in the movie. Terrible Teens 3 isnít a bad porno, but it also isnít anything too special or memorable for me.
The Extra StuffThe photo gallery lasts under a minute with about five seconds per very poor screen capture. Trailers are included for Spent 3, Sensational Teens 2, and Stick It 3. Thereís also cumshot recaps, a behind the scenes featurette, and commercials.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts twelve and a half minutes. Lee Ann starts things out posing for her stills with Chris Streams, first by herself and then getting some in as she takes on Jay. Teagan poses for her stills next, and makes a little smalltalk as they work. Jessica also pages through a nudie magazine as Pat watches. This is a very forgettable behind the scenes featurette. You donít get a lot of personality from the girls as theyíre in their business mode, and about all there is good here is a few more nice shots of Teaganís ass.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, barely legal, tease, smoking, masturbation, cream pie (vaginal), cum eating, toys, anal, rimming (male > female and female > female), ass to mouth, lesbian, interracial, group, cum swapping, and swallowing
Raincoat Factor: Very high
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many of FusXionís DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25, with most stores offering them in the $20 range. Iíd aim low or rent this one first. Itís not a bad movie, but there was very little that really grabbed me either. The technical aspects are also pretty average, and although there was a little effort put into the extras they were completely forgettable. This is an okay DVD.
Note to FusXion / Metro: Please watch the cast listings on your boxcovers. Listing this many people wrong a time or two is pretty sure to leave people passing you by because theyíre not sure if youíre going to really deliver who you say you are.
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