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Tera Tera Tera

Tera Tera Tera

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astroknight's ratings for Tera Tera Tera:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Tera Tera Tera overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Tera Tera Tera Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Tera Tera Tera Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Tera Tera Tera Sex rating 4 stars
Plot/Acting Tera Tera Tera Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Tera Tera Tera DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Tera Tera Tera A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  2/15/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 121 min.

Production Date: 5 / 20 / 2004

Director: Chi Chi LaRue

Cast: Tera Patrick, Savannah Samson, Ashley Long, Jordan Styles, Kim Chambers, Kimberly Kane, Grant Michaels, Mick Blue, Spyder Jonez, Tristan Segal, and Voodoo

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Iíve heard that Vivid has been cleaning up their act a little recently. Iím curious and hopeful about this one.

Initial Reaction: Itís much better than what I expected

Who Should Watch It : Anybody whoís a fan of Tera Patrick

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnít like tattoos or who wants a fair amount of anal

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly good. The audio is clear and well balanced, but I did notice a couple minor background noises. The video is also nicely done. Itís nicely lit, and although there is a hint of grain it comes off more as being artistic rather than being like Vivid put too much crap on their DVDs to give a good transfer.

Music: The music varies a bit throughout the movie. Some of it has a bit of an industrial and electronic feel, while other areas have a harder rock feel. It also varies from being nicely balanced with the rest of the audio to resting quietly in the background.

Disc Complaints: Thereís over four minutes of commercials that you canít skip past at the start of the DVD. This always pisses me off, and I have yet to find anybody whoís happy with this. You can scan through them, but you canít skip past them in any way. This majorly pisses me off to the point that Iím deducting a half point from the overall score because of it. I donít know of another studio doing this any more, and think the reason is that nobody likes it! To me, this just seems like another way that Vivid ignores what consumers would like, just as theyíve done with so many other things in the past.

Menus: The menus are nicely done. The main menu works some decent animation around the boxcover. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a title for the scene that normally lets you know what itís going to be.

The Feature

Tera Tera Tera revolves around Tera Patrick reinventing herself. She talks about herself and her fantasies, while doing a few firsts. The scenes alternate between Tera getting it on with Spyder Jonez, her real life hubby, and or Vivid girl Savanna Samson and scenes about Teraís fantasies. Tera introduces each scene, and sometimes diddles herself a little as well.

Scene 1 - Tera Patrick and Spyder Jonez

Tera starts out the sexy lying back on a wood table in a pink bra and panties. Sheís joined by Spyder, looking like he just took his turn as the bitch in a gay biker gang wearing a leather vest, a bandana, and enough ink to replenish the art departments in half of the countryís schools. He worships her shoes before moving up to kiss her neck and mouth and then goes back down to tongue each of Teraís holes. They each work Teraís pussy up to four fingers, and Spyder even gives her ass a little finger attention. Spyder moves around to dominantly fuck Teraís face before they play with each other from several feet away. Spyder moves over to the velvet covered bed Teraís on to fuck her bald pussy missionary style before letting her ride him reveres cowgirl ride as she calls him ďDaddyĒ. Finally, Spyder gives her a nice facial.

This is a surprisingly good scene. Yes, Iíll admit to having a habit of going into scenes with a girl and her suitcase pimp with low expectations, and although Tera is gorgeous, Spyder is one of those guys that seems like heís made for shooting POV porn. That said, they do have nice chemistry and build up some good heat here. For his first scene Spyder looks like he does a good job and manages to shoot a good load across Teraís face. I think Teraís fans will be quite happy with this scene.

Scene 2 - Jordan Styles, Mick Blue, and Tristan Segal

Busty blonde Jordan takes on Mick and Tristan on a classic car wearing a fur coat and some expensive jewelry in what looks like a back alley. The guys worship her tits before Mick moves down to lick her pussy. He lets Tristan have a go on Jordanís pussy with his fingers as well as eating her holes from behind while she sucks Mick. Tristan moves around to get his knob gobbled with Mick before moving back to fuck her from behind. Mick also takes a go with her from behind, including getting a little reverse cowgirl. Tristan pops on her tits as she rides Mick reverse cowgirl style and lets her suck out whatís left before Mick pops all over her tits and titty fucks the last little bit out.

This is a pretty hot scene. Thereís great chemistry between Jordan and the guys and they move the action along at a nice pace. The camera work also keeps things looking gorgeous without taking away from the heat of the scene. This is a very nicely done scene.

Scene 3 - Savanna Samson and Tera Patrick

After a joint interview, Savanna and Tera get it on in front of a fireplace on a pile of pillows. Savanna lets Tera move her bra out of the way to get at her nipples before letting Savanna go after her nipples. Tera moves down to lick Savannaís pussy and ass, and lets Savanna suck on her tongue a little after Tera gets in a bit of twat tonguing. Savanna takes her turn next, and starts out sucking Teraís heels before taking Teraís panties down and sharing a kiss with Tera with them. She lets Tera suck her tits before Savanna moves back to kiss her way from Teraís toes down to her pussy. She works Teraís pussy over with her tongue and fingers before letting Tera move up onto her face. Savanna also works on Teraís pussy with a silver dildo before they team up to suck and lick Teraís juices off it. Savanna lays back to she can get a little toy time as well, and lets Tera fuck her pussy with another silver dildo while she sucks on a silver vibe and holds it on her clit. She even lets Tera fuck her ass with one dildo while fucking her pussy with the other. Savanna goes back to fucking Teraís pussy with a toy and licking her clit before they finish things up with a passionate kiss.

This is a great scene for Teraís first girl / girl scene! She and Savanna have great chemistry and put some nice energy into it. The camera captures it all so that it looks beautiful, and itís edited together extremely well. I havenít seen much of Savanna, but the little Iíve seen has been very impressive. Perhaps the most impressive thing about Tera here is that she almost always holds her own against Savanna doing something for the first time that Savanna has had plenty of experience in. Maybe Teraís a natural, and maybe Savannaís that good of a teacher. Regardless, this is one heck of a hot scene.

Scene 4 - Ashley Long, Kim Chambers, Kimberly Kane, Nicole Sheridan, Grant Michaels, Mick Blue, and Voodoo

Four girls and three guys get it on in the penultimate scene around a lit scaffold in a completely white room. Mick takes on Nicole, Grant takes on Kim Chambers, and Voodoo gets the double pleasure of Kimberly and Ashley. They work the oral love all around in their groups before Voodoo starts fucking Kimberly as she stands in front of him and with Ashley adding a little spit to the mix. Mick and Nicole follow suit on the other side of the scaffold as Grant mounts Kim missionary style between the two other groups. Voodoo and Mick move on to double stuff Ashley while Nicole and Kimberly get in on behind them. Finally, Voodoo blows his nutty goodness between Ashley and Kimberlyís mouths and lets them swap it back and forth a little. Kim takes Grantís guy goo in her mouth, and then Mick gives the final ball blowout decorating Nicoleís pretty face. As soon as Nicoleís done with it, Kimberly and Ashley come over to clean up everything that missed her mouth.

This is an okay scene. Thereís some decent chemistry in the groups, but it just seems overly artistic and a bit pretentious. The only thing that really impressed me here was how good the girls looked. The main thing that got this scene up to an average level for me was the cum swapping between Kimberly and Ashley.

Scene 5 - Tera Patrick, Savanna Samson, and Spyder Jonez

Tera and Savanna start things out in some black lingerie while Spyder kneels on the bed in front of them wearing a pair of red silk boxers. He lies between them as they kiss each other over him before letting Savanna hiss her way around his shorts. Tera pulls Spyderís cock out for Savanna to suck while she kisses Spyder, and then moves down to work on Savanna a little. Tera comes back up to help Savanna work on her hubbyís cock before climbing up to ride it cowgirl style. Savanna pulls him out to suck Teraís juices off Spyderís cock and also moves up to kiss Tera passionately. She moves up so Tera can eat her pussy while riding Spyder, and lets Spyder play with it as well. They continue to mix in a bit of anal as Spyder pleases Tera in doggie and reverse cowgirl, and the girls even bring in a little toy play by sharing a double dildo as the girls give Spyder a bit more oral attention. Finally, Spyder flogs the dolphin until it throws up all over Tera and Savannaís faces.

This is a pretty hot scene, and once again Spyder does a pretty good job for his first movie. Thereís nice energy and a good balance between camera angles. The chemistry is also pretty good, but at the same time fell a little flat. This is Spyder and Teraís first group scene, yet Tera is the only one whoís really involved with Savanna. Savanna gets to suck Spyderís cock and he gets to play with her pussy a little, and thatís the limit of their interaction together. Spyder and Tera talk quite a bit in the commentary about there being no jealousy between them, and things like that, and Savannaís action between them seems so one sided that it just doesnít come off that way. Yes, itís a hot scene, but the limitations of the scene limit the scene as a whole, and it fell short for me for that reason.

Tera Tera Tera is a very nice Vivid debut for Tera Patrick. The scenes nicely alternate between action featuring Tera and Teraís fantasies, and both are nicely artistic. Teraís scenes are easily the high point of the movie, and Savanna Samson comes off as just as big of a star as Tera does here. I like how Teraís three scenes are nicely different and how they kind of grow together by her first taking on Spyder, then Savanna, and then both of them. Chi Chi gets a little overly artistic in the non-Tera scenes, and those came off as hit and miss because of it. Tera Tera Tera is a hot movie, and definitely worth checking out if youíre a fan of Tera Patrick.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Tera Tera Tera, The Gift, Honeywood, Return to Sender, and She-Town, as well as the Vivid web. A positions room acts similar to Evil Angelís fetish menu, and lets you go directly to specific sex ands or positions such as pussy eating, cowgirl, or cumshots. Thereís a bio for Tera, as well as a photo gallery lasting about two minutes with eleven seconds per full screen photo for her. Unfortunately, it has Tera Gallery stamped in the middle of the screen. Thereís also a minute long photo gallery for the movie which also gives you about eleven seconds per full screen photo with Movie Gallery stamped in the middle of the picture. Finally, there are multiple angles, two commentaries, and a few featurettes.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts just about fifteen minutes, and is done by the lovely Tina Tyler. Tera starts out talking about why she moved over to Vivid and the concept of Tera Tera Tera, and returns to talk about several other things. Thereís also interviews with Jordan Styles about her scene, Savanna Samson about being Teraís first girl ever, and Spyder Jonez about being married to Tera. Thereís also a bit of the scenes being shot with Tera, Savanna, and Spyder. Itís not a great behind the scenes featurette, although it feels like a very doable featurette for cable and it does work pretty good.

The deleted scene has Savanna Samson taking care of herself and lasts almost four minutes. No, this isnít a solo scene like you normally think of. Roughly the first quarter is Savanna posing for still photos, and as she diddles herself the wind blows on her. It never really stops looking like sheís posing for still photos. Although Savanna is gorgeous, itís easy to see why this was a deleted scene.

The bloopers and outtakes last three and a half minutes. You get a few flubbed lines and plenty of things messing up shoots from behind the camera. Itís mildly amusing at times, but I canít think of a single time I laughed out loud and only one time where I thought about chuckling internally. This is another fairly forgettable featurette.

Two commentaries are also included. The first commentary features Chi Chi LaRue and Savanna Samson while the second features Tera Patrick and Spyder Jonez. The biggest problem with both commentaries is that thereís a fair amount of dead air in each of them, and there isnít any audio from the movie. Since everybodyís discussing the movie, I always like to at least hear a little of it in the background, and when thereís a lot of dead air it makes the commentaries seem weaker because it sounds completely dead without anything from the movie. With these commentaries, thereís so much dead air that I couldnít help but move back to watching the movie with the regular audio and then bopping back and forth to see if anybody decided to talk again in either of the commentaries. The two commentaries talk about most everything related to the movie. Tera and Spyder reduce most of their talk to things about themselves, and rarely seem to speak up unless Teraís on screen. To me they came across as being a bit full of themselves, and although I did enjoy some of the commentary I never was too drawn into their commentary. Savanna and Chi Chi are much more enjoyable. They also talk quite a bit about themselves, but itís normally in a more fun way of wanting to do more work together and on their past work together. They come across as fun and playful, and I often found myself disappointed when there was a dead spot in the commentary because they were fun. I never had that feeling with Tera and Spyder, and itís part of what made them sound a bit full of themselves. The commentaries have some decent parts to them, but thereís also so much dead air in either of them that they ended up a bit disappointing.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, masturbation, rimming (male > female and female > female), spanking, group, titty fucking, lesbian, toys, anal (toy), DP, and cum swapping

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: Everywhere except between Tera Patrick and Spyder Jonez

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Vividís DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $28, with most stores appearing to offer them in the $20 range. At the low end this oneís a pretty good buy. The movie is hot and artistic, and Tera does a great job. The technical aspects are nicely done, and thereís some decent effort put into the extras. This is a pretty well made DVD, and the biggest problem with it is all the crap you have to sit through to get to it.

Note to Vivid: If you want to put ads at the start of your DVDs, fine, but let people who donít want to see it time and time again skip past them to get to what they really want to see.

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