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Teenage Spermaholics 2 (Jules Jordan Video)

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Reviewed by Aaryanna  on  12/23/2010
When Men Were Men – and Women Drank All of their Cum!

A Cum Swallowing Classic!

I always think of the first decade of the 21st century as the golden age of porn. It was when DVD’s took over; when higher quality hand-held video cameras came on-line; and when swallowing a man’s cum was lovingly portrayed in wide release.

One of the early pioneers was Mike John who turned cum drinking into an art form. To me, the mid-00’s was when semen swallowing reached its peak.

I can’t believe those dreaded facials are now making a comeback. Ladies, when was the last time you let your guy ejaculate on to your face? If you’re like me, how about never . . ! I think facials are just insulting.

By contrast, nothing says, “I love you,” more strongly than tossing back your guy’s warm load. It also makes your hair shiny and your nails stronger. Why wouldn’t it?

This second episode in the ‘Teenage Spermaholics’ series features several of my favorite actresses – Missy Monroe, Tianna Lynn, Teagan Presley and Melissa Lauren – at the height of their beauty and doing what comes naturally, and that’s drinking cum.

Missy Monroe

When Missy was younger, she looked a lot like Marilyn Monroe (still does), which is how she appears in this video. With her fine, platinum blonde hair, bare midriff, and with her sexy off-the-shoulder top with pendulous breasts underneath – Missy really looks good. She blows and fucks four guys.

She kneels on the floor and the men crowd around to fornicate with her face. Missy is a pretty good deep throater with radiant lips and bouncy tits. One dude fucks her doggy as she sucks on another guy’s pole. One gent then pounds her missionary in her snatch as another jams his dick forcefully down her throat.

When Missy rides, her glorious all natural boobs jiggle like water balloons, and watching them gyrate was just hypnotic.

Missy goes face-up in a DP as all of her holes are filled. The fit for just one dick in her pussy, however, just isn’t tight enough so they stretch her out with a painful double-vag. Missy loves it best, though, when they screw her ass and she gets to taste her own flavor on their cocks when their poles pop out.

Her asshole starts to gape invitingly after all of the men screw her backdoor. Her beautifully terraced pussy begins to look a little lonely nearby.

At one point, Missy even goes on a cock sucking moratorium and just opens her mouth wide – as one dude jams his cock in the back of her mouth as far as it will go.

Her upper teeth and lip have at least an inch of clearance above his cock – so that his only point of contact is deep in the back of Missy’s throat – which I’m sure must’ve felt really good. Guys are so lucky, aren’t they? The dude holds it in her esophagus for as long as possible before removing it and allowing Missy to breath.

For her most affectionate act, Missy kneels to face her first offender who deposits his creamy double spoonfuls right down the center of Missy’s tongue. Missy cradles it lovingly as the dude scoops an errant drop of his semen back into her mouth. Mustn’t let any of it go to waste, shall we?

She leans forward expectantly with her mouth agape as the second fellow brings it home. His load sort of dribbles in over her lower lip, and the whiteness of his cum is indistinguishable from the first.

The third guy’s juice is a little more translucent; but he adds enough volume so that Missy can now gargle and mix it around.

The fourth and final man’s surge erupts in a pair of streams that literally doubles the amount of semen boiling in the back of Missy’s throat, which was absolutely mesmerizing to watch.

Missy swallows and proudly shows off her clean tongue and empty mouth afterwards. There was a faint line of jizz on her chin that I wanted to lick off, but Missy turns away to save it for another day.

Missy then flashes a satisfied smile while kneading her own tits as if to commend herself for a job well done.

If you’ve ever wanted to see Marilyn Monroe fuck and swallow cum – this is about as close as you’ll ever get to witnessing this – in this life! Very nice.

Tianna Lynn

The feminine species doesn’t get much cuter than Tianna Lynn. Tianna has a beautiful face and inviting eyes. She has lustrous chestnut hair that flows like a river down her back. She performs some effusive stripper-like gyrations on the stairs to direct our attention towards her pussy while flashing a sexy smile. Hey, it works for me.

The camera zooms in tight when she starts to unbutton her jeans. She shimmies out of her cut-offs to show us her really cute ass. There’s even some nice upskirt views of her pretty pink panties stretched tightly over her twat. Tianna then flicks off her tank top to reveal her matching pink bra which was all very fun to watch.

Ladies, if you’ve ever been to a strip club – where women are now welcome – you already know that watching a sexy babe undress is one of life’s simple pleasures. The titillation, of course, is even greater – if you’ve already taken one to bed.

Tianna reaches behind to undo her bra. She then bounces her unbelievably ample breasts and licks her own nipples. Gee, I wish I could do that. She then sucks on two swollen dick heads – and looks up at the camera with her gorgeous baby blue eyes.

Tianna has the fun way of deep throating where she pumps her mouth; jams the cock down her throat; and then pulls her face away with a loud “thwock” to show us how deep the cock had been. The dude exclaims, “Oh God,” every time she does this and it’s amazing how much more exciting cock sucking looks when someone as entertaining as Tianna is doing it.

Her men must agree because she gets two loads straight away before she even starts to fuck.

Tianna throws her head back and takes the first load on the end of her tongue. The second serving is much more generous and it forms a little lake across the inside of Tianna’s mouth. Tianna gargles, swishes it around, and forces it out between her front teeth as if to strain it before swallowing. And she’s only just begun.

One dude fucks her missionary as she sucks on the other dude’s pole. She squirts a few times and makes a real mess on the sofa. Is that real? She rides one dude as the other jams his cock down her throat. She then takes it doggy; on her side; while standing up; and while kneeling on the floor.

For her second Thanksgiving, she catches one watery load in the side of her mouth. The second helping, though, is surprisingly thick as it spurts in over her lower lip. When Tianna swallows, she give us this satisfied, “aaahhh!” as though it were the most delicious refreshment she’s had in weeks. Which it was!

I remember when I saw this video years ago, cum swallowing was still pretty new in porn. “Oh, my God!” – was my reaction. My boyfriend put Tianna’s finish (or one just like it) – into a continuous loop – while making me masturbate myself until completion as part of my early learning. Bastard.

Well, it must’ve paid off. For me, an adult video just isn’t very satisfying – unless the babe swallows her dude’s warm cream completely at the end – after their romantic fucking.

Ladies, see what good training will do for you?

(My boyfriend taught me to suck his dick, incidentally, the very same way. No video. Just cock. I’ve loved it ever since.)

Chiquita Lopez

Chiquita is a very lovely Latina. She hesitantly answers the director’s questions since her English is not that strong. But she readily admits to liking all kinds of dicks.

She plays with her pussy to get it wet. The camera switches back and forth from her pretty face to her snatch. We’re also rewarded with tantalizing views of her spicy cunt from both the front and from the rear.

Chiquita face fucks her three dude’s as deeply as they will go. She even does some lay-on-her-back throat gagging which is always fun to watch. The guys forcefully hump her mouth as though it were her pussy. How nice.

The men take turns pounding Chiquita’s panocha (pussy) and her cabeza (head) every which way from Sunday. They also stuff a 3rd dick into her mouth – to make sure that her moaning doesn’t wake up the neighbors.

As her pain intensifies, she starts to verbally abuse her dudes in Spanish, especially as the number of gauchos increases to four. Her petite figure, though, makes it easier to lift and carry her when they switch to giving her a series of standing DP’s. Chiquita soon starts to make utterances like an overworked baboon. You know, “Ooo, ooo, ooo!”

The part I liked best of Chiquita’s fucking comes when her four mariachis take turns pounding her doggy in her ass – which makes a slapping sound against her thighs as though they were all making tortillas by hand. Very tasty.

For her finale, Chiquita kneels gracefully – as though she’s at communion – to accept her gifts one right after the other. The guys do a decent job of serving her even though she’s the second hungry mouth they’ve had to feed today. Chiquita swallows eagerly and waves proudly to the camera when she’s done. Muy bien!

Teagan Presley

Teagan greets the camera at the doorway by showing off her gorgeous ass and sexy boobs. She plays with herself ever so briefly before curling her finger and inviting us inside.

Teagan is only eighteen in this video, but with her unbelievably skinny waist and delicate chin, she could easily pass for a much younger babe – say, sixteen-years-of-age. From behind, the incredible angles of her hour-glass figure are just to die for. Her absolutely smooth belly and champagne glass tits only add to her allure.

Topping it all off, of course, are her beautiful eyes and her sunny blonde hair which make her absolutely irresistible. She’s the reason I purchased this video years ago – and why I’m revisiting her again today.

Teagan crawls up the stairs like a lioness to meet up with her guys’ two dicks. She sucks them hungrily while they play with her tits. The men deposit her on the bed and begin to screw her cunt and face in earnest. Teagan sucks in her cheeks to get more purchase on their cocks. They lie her on her back and fuck her missionary – which shows off her incredibly flat and unbelievably smooth belly. Damn her. Is it any wonder that young girls are so enjoyable to fuck?

As time wears on, Teagan slowly gets more silent as the screwing gets harder and deeper. She then begs to have it in her ass – and the guys are true gentlemen as they slowly ease their tools in her pretty back door. But it’s all just a ruse as they quickly accelerate their pumping, and Teagan is soon howling like a coyote as loudly as she did before.

She takes it doggy in her rectum and uses her fingers to masturbate herself. Teagan has a very attractive twat with long elegant lips and a long graceful hood over her clit. Teagan’s voice sounds a bit nasal, especially when she moans – as though she has a head cold and her nose is completely stopped up with cum.

It gets more painful for Teagan when they DP her moments later. When it becomes too unbearable, they give Teagan a chance to dismount – so she can cleanse their dicks with her mouth. She goes completely mute moments later when she climaxes while being pounded in her ass. How nice. After her orgasm, she no longer seems to care where – or how hard – they fuck her.

Teagan squats on the ground to accept the first guy’s healthy load. He’s obviously saved it all week, and she ends up looking like she has a series of white tumors growing across her tongue. I wonder if Teagan ever ponders the billions of tiny gametes swimming around inside of her mouth. I do.

Teagan keeps her mouth open and her hair out of the way to accept the second helping which is even bigger than the first.

The creamy goodness triggers her gag reflex and causes her to swallow automatically, so we don’t get a chance to see how much was in there – before she ate it.

But watching it going in was pleasurable enough, especially when the lumpy stream uses her tongue like a trampoline to ricochet into the back of Teagan’s throat. Cool.

With her flyaway blonde hair, Teagan looks a bit like a thinner-faced version of Keira Knightley (Pirates of the Caribbean) but with a much better ass. So if you’ve ever wanted to see that swashbuckling bitch get hammered and drink cum (and who hasn’t) then your ship may finally have come in.

Melissa Lauren & Tyla Wynn

I’ve always enjoyed watching Melissa Lauren for as long as I can remember. She always comes across as being very elegant and sexy with her delicious foreign accent. She’s nineteen here and just starting out in porn.

But Tyla Wynn, to me, is just a natural slut – and one of the sluttiest women I’ve ever seen in adult films. There isn’t anything she won’t do, sex wise. And she’ll always tell you how much she loves it – while she’s doing it. If that isn’t a slut, I don’t know what is.

But wait. Is this truly Tyla? She’s super young here and much more beautiful than I ever remembered. She even has these unbelievably long and very sexy legs. Gee, I had no idea that Tyla was so hot when she was just a babe.

Melissa appears as a teenage foreign exchange student dressed in a mini schoolgirl outfit and white cotton panties. Tyla wears a cut-off jeans skirt also with cotton undies underneath.

The girls haven’t paid their rent, and they haven’t any money, but they do have cunts, ass holes and mouths which turn out to be just as good.

Tyla immediately deep throats her dude’s dick – I told you she was a slut – while Melissa lets her guy fondle and slap her tits before he jams her face against his groin. How nasty.

Both girls suck their guy’s cock and then kiss each other while moaning. Tyla is ordered to undress Melissa, so she whips off Melissa’s panties and licks her ass – while Melissa fingers her own twat. Melissa starts to fornicate with her guy, but Tyla is happier just to face fuck hers. What a slut.

Melissa lets her dude transfer his dick from her sweet pussy to her ass. Her relaxed labia looks like an enormous flower waiting to be pollinated. Tyla takes it reverse up her snatch, and she makes more noise than everyone else combined.

Both girls get DP’d and do a lot of ass-to-mouth. The girls kiss and get doggy fucked one last time in their rears. Melissa still manages to look fresh and delicious – while Tyla looks mangled and disheveled – like a slut.

Tyla takes the first load down the center of her tongue, and the second serving, underneath.

Tyla grabs Melissa’s face and flips her over – as though she were going to romantically kiss her. Melissa smiles and looks up like a star-struck schoolgirl as Tyla serves the semen inside.

Melissa then uses her hands to pull Tyla’s teeth apart before graciously passing it back to her.

Tyla swallows her nutritious RDA (recommended daily allowance) – as Melissa crawls away from the camera to give us one last glance at her beautifully ass cheeks – with her cute pussy peeking through in between.

This was a great vignette – one of hundreds to come – for a very young and beautiful Melissa Lauren. And Tyla was prettier and sexier here than I’ve ever seen her since.

What made each girl’s fucking so satisfying to watch – was knowing that each babe would always conclude – with a delicious cum swallowing finish.

I personally believe that a man should always climax somewhere inside of his woman’s body – either in her warm pussy, ass or mouth. It’s so much more romantic, wouldn’t you agree?

And if it’s oral, I always prefer to have my lips wrapped affectionately around my man’s penis when he orgasms. Why would I want him to ‘jerk off’ into my mouth – when I can more passionately bring him myself. But, then again – I’m just a slut. Ladies, aren’t we all?

‘Teenage Spermaholics 2’ is a title that I would urge everyone to have in their own video collection. Enjoy.

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