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Teen Tryouts: Audition 34

Studio: Devil's Film
Category:  Barely Legal , Straight
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astroknight's ratings for Teen Tryouts: Audition 34:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Teen Tryouts: Audition 34 overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Teen Tryouts: Audition 34 Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Teen Tryouts: Audition 34 Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Teen Tryouts: Audition 34 Sex rating 4 stars
Plot/Acting Teen Tryouts: Audition 34 Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Teen Tryouts: Audition 34 DVD Extras rating 1.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Teen Tryouts: Audition 34 A/V Quality rating 3 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  4/18/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 135 min.

Production Date: 5 / 10 / 2004

Director: Tristan Seagal

Cast: Anastasia Christ, Kathy Anderson, Lucy Lee, Sarah, Claudia, Mick Blue, Denis Blue, Denis Marti, George Reno, and of course, Tristan Seagal

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: All I needed to know I had to check this one out was Anastasia Christ’s name in the credits.

Initial Reaction: I doubt most of the girls here are teens, but they do put out a hot scene!

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot sex with European beauties

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all teenagers

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear, but there are a few minor balance problems. The level also varies a bit throughout the movie, and there seems to be a break where it gets quieter about halfway through the movie. The video is okay. It’s nicely lit, but there’s a varying degree of noticeable pixelation throughout the entire movie.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu is okay, and blends the boxcover with clips from the movie for an okay first impression. The chapter menu is extremely generic and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene.

The Feature

Tristan Seagal keeps things simple for the Teen Tryout Auditions series. He starts each scene out talking with the girls a little and letting them give a little tease, and then lets them show what they can really do. Sometimes he lets others try the girls out, and sometimes he takes matters into his own hands.

Scene 1 - Claudia, Mick Blue, and Denis Blue

Dark haired nineteen year old Claudia stars things out chatting with Tristan while wearing a white bra and panties with red flowers. She strips down to show Tristan her fantastic natural body and then lets him play with her pussy a little. She’s joined by Mick and Denis, who she goes right to stroking and sucking. She lets Denis go to work on her pussy with his tongue and fingers while she continues to mouth Mick’s meat. She lets Denis move under her so she can ride him reverse cowgirl style before letting Mick have a go in her pussy doggie style. The guys trade places to move Claudia on with a bit of butt sex before she goes back to riding Mick cowgirl style while Denis watches and gives himself a hand. Denis gets a chance to spoon Claudia again, but she seems just as interested in sucking Mick’s cock and letting him kiss her on the mouth and nipples. She moves back to Mick for a little reverse cowgirl in a chair before letting Denis have a little more cowgirl action on the bed. Mick jumps in to strap her to his face like a feedbag before fucking her missionary style before fucking her feet while Denis pile drives her pussy. Mick moves in for a little pile driving and spooning before Mick, Denis, Tristan, and somebody else finish Claudia up with a nice double facial after plenty of sucking and stroking.

This is an extremely hot scene. Denis does a good job with Claudia, but the real chemistry is between Claudia and Mick. They’re so into each other when Denis is spooning her that Mick’s chair actually goes out from under him while he’s kissing her and it doesn’t slow them down a bit. The chemistry with Denis is occasionally that strong, but with Mick it’s constant. Claudia puts out some great energy and nicely believable vocals as the guys fuck her, and Tristan does a nice job of moving around and capturing it with his camera. My only complaint with this scene is that there wasn’t more anal, but Claudia does such a fantastic job with her pussy and eyes that it’s a very small complaint. Claudia definitely had one heck of a great audition!

Scene 2 - Kathy Anderson and Tristan Seagal

Cute bottle blonde Kathy appears to have gotten a fake I.D. to make her young enough to appear in Teen Tryouts. Kathy starts out in a cute baby blue spaghetti strap top with little flowers on it and a jean skirt. The top quickly comes off so Kathy can show off her great natural rack, and the skirt follows soon after. Tristan playfully goes after Kathy’s tits while sharing some fantastic eyes with her, and then drops down to work on her clit with a pocket rocket before sliding a few fingers into her pussy. She reciprocates with a little cocksucking for Tristan before lying back and letting him lovingly fuck her puffy pink pussy missionary style. They pick up speed and move on with some spooning and a cowgirl ride. They keep things moving in doggie before Tristan picks Kathy up and gives her a midair cowgirl ride. Finally, he lets Kathy down and lets her suck and stroke him until his seed explodes all over her face and eager mouth. After the main blast comes out, Kathy gets right in to suck out the last bit of Tristan’s testicular treat.

This is another fantastic scene. When I think of Kathy Anderson, I normally think of scorching anal scenes, but here she never lets Tristan near her backdoor and turns out a scene every bit as hot. In addition to some very nice energy, the chemistry between Kathy and Tristan is fantastic. I expected lightning to shoot between their eyes a few times, and wouldn’t have been surprised if Kathy would have been turned into a quivering pile of jelly at the end of the scene. I know Kathy isn’t a teenager anymore, but with the quality scene she put out with Tristan here I really don’t care.

Scene 3 - Anastasia Christ, Mick Blue, and Denis Marti

Anastasia, a smoking hot big tittied dirty blonde starts things out claiming to be nineteen (which I can’t help but doubt a little due to Kathy supposedly being nineteen in the previous scene). They talk about her love of sex and quickly agree that the guys should jump in and start fucking her rather than doing the interview. Denis and Mick leap onto the couch with smiling faces and go right to fondling Anastasia’s fantastic natural body as she gropes their cocks through their pants. Mick moves down to eat Anastasia’s pussy while she sucks Denis’s dick, and then lets her suck his cock as she lies on her side with Denis fucking her. They trade off fucking her in cowgirl, doggie, reverse cowgirl, doggie, and spooning with Anastasia sucking and stroking the other guy almost all the time. Anastasia asks for a break to recover a bit, and after giving both guys a little more head goes right back to fucking like crazy. They go back for a little more reverse cowgirl, doggie, and spooning, and also mix in a bit of standing fucking with Denis and Mick each taking a side of Anastasia. Finally, the guys each give Anastasia a facial, with Mick starting it out and Denis following him up shortly after. Anastasia takes both eagerly, and spreads it all over her chin.

Anastasia was the main reason I picked up this DVD, and she definitely doesn’t disappoint here. Although she’s well known for being a fantastic butt slut and taking some great double penetrations, she limits the guys to her pussy with just as good of results. Mick, Denis, and Anastasia seem to have great chemistry and neither of the guys every feel like they’re left out of the action if they’re not fucking Anastasia. She looks completely wore out by the end of the scene, and the only thing that interfered at all with the action for me was some of the editing, which was a bit rough. Although I expected one of Anastasia’s usual extra hot double penetrations here, she still makes this a very hot scene with plenty of chemistry using only her pussy and mouth.

Scene 4 - Lucy Lee and George Reno

Lucy, the brunette European version, starts things out claiming to be eighteen and striping out of a cute little pink plaid outfit. After a quick talk and strip, Tristan brings in George to take on Lucy. He plays with her pussy before letting her suck his cock, and they even mix in a bit of sixty-nining. After they get each other ready, Lucy climbs up for a reverse cowgirl ride and then rolls off so George can spoon her. She climbs back up to ride George in both cowgirls, and after sucking him a bit more lets him give it to her doggie style. Finally, Lucy sits in front of George and lets him play with himself until he can pop in her mouth. She collects every drop she can in her mouth and then lets it run down his cock and drop onto her tits as she continues to mouth him.

This is a slightly above average scene, and nowhere near as good as the first three scenes. Lucy puts some nice energy and vocals in, but the chemistry just isn’t there as much as in the other scenes. There’s none of the eye contact like there is previously, and sometimes gave me the feeling that Lucy was deliberately trying to avoid looking at George. George seemed to be struggling through much of the action, and made it fairly clear why I hadn’t heard of him before. This is a fairly typical porn scene and didn’t really offer anything special.

Scene 5 - Sarah and Tristan Seagal

Raven haired Sarah, a decent looking girl who as usual claims to be nineteen, starts things out in a nice little pink and white checkered shirt with short jean shorts. She eagerly strips herself down to show off for Tristan, and crawls around on the bed wearing some cartoonish panties. When Tristan decides to join her and take one for the team, they strip each other down and Sarah immediately takes him all the way into his throat. He eats and fingers her pussy in reciprocation before fucking her missionary style, and then moves on to bone her from behind. Sarah slides a couple fingers in her ass as Tristan fucks her, and then rolls onto her side for him to spoon her. They go back for a bit more doggie before Tristan sprays his seed across Sarah’s tongue.

This is a pretty hot scene. There’s something about Sarah’s look that seems a bit exotic, and it helped bump this scene up slightly for me. She and Tristan put in some very nice energy and seem to have nice chemistry to go with it. This is a hot scene that definitely ends the movie on a high note and picks things up after Lucy’s scene.

Teen Tryout Auditions 34 is a pretty hot gonzo movie. I kind of like how it keeps itself very straightforward with things like only talking to the girls as much as they want before moving on with the sex. Although almost all of the girls look like they love sex, the “teen” idea of the movie is downright laughable at times. I know Kathy Anderson is well past being a teenager, and Lucy Lee definitely looks it as well. The saving grace here is that most of the sex is extremely well done. I’d have a hard time choosing whether Claudia, Kathy, or Anastasia had the best scene in the movie, and Sarah did a very nice job as well. Sarah is a new face to me, although she didn’t have the new feeling like so many fresh talent movies do. The camera work is normally nicely balanced, but the editing holds some of the scenes back slightly by feeling a bit rough. It’s much more noticeable when Tristan goes in front of the camera, but thankfully there aren’t a lot of editing cuts in any of the scenes in the movie. Teen Tryout Auditions 34 stumbles a couple times, but for the most part is a great stroke flick.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts about three and a half minutes with about five seconds per okay framed screen capture. Trailers are included for the Teen Tryouts, Gangland, and White Boy Stomp series, as well as photo galleries for Sex Tails, Semen Shots, Tight & Asian 5, and Anal Teen Tryouts 4.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, masturbation, group, anal, feet, and toys

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Devil’s Film’s DVDs can be found online for between about $7 and $28 with several stores offering it near the low end. This one’s well worth the low end. Most of the sex scenes are very hot and show great chemistry. The technical aspects vary a bit throughout the movie, and sadly there’s no real effort put into the extras. This is a pretty hot movie on a lackluster overall DVD.

Note to Devil’s Films: A little effort towards the extras could go a long way. A few more chapter breaks and a cast listing by scene would also make great additions to your DVDs.

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