Running Time: 209 min.
Production Date: 9 / 21 / 2009 thru 12 / 19 / 2010
Director: B. Skow, Mr. Pete, and Shylar Cobi
Cast: Alexis Texas, Charley Chase, Lily LaBeau, Meggan Mallone, Sara Jay, Barry Scott, Billy Glide, Evan Stone, Lee Stone, Mr. Pete, Ralph Long, and Toni Ribas
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are solidly above average. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and is okay. There's a few shadows that pop up due to the use of natural light, and they can be a bit annoying at times, as well as quite a bit of lower lighting that just didn't work for me and felt a touch sloppy. The picture has a slight touch of softness to it's presentation that works pretty well, and there's a good hand on the camera no matter who's behind it.
Watermark Warning: Although I don't know of anybody who likes watermarks, I can understand companies wanting to take some kind of action to protect themselves with how much piracy occurs in today's world. As I know some don't agree with this thought, I will note that there is a tasteful watermark in the lower right corner. It's subtle enough that I found it pretty easy to put out of mind, although it could .
The Movie: Teases & Pleases 2 keeps a fairly standard porn format. Most of the scenes start with a little music only tease before the girl gets busy with a guy or two.
|Scene 1 Lily LaBeau, Barry Scott, and Ralph Long|
Hot bottle blonde Lily starts out in a gold dress with no panties enjoying a smoke in a back alley before showing off, stripping down, and playing with her pussy. She's joined by Barry and Ralph on either side, who are both naked and ready for her to start sucking and stroking their way between their hard cocks. Lily continues sucking Ralph as she rides Barry reverse cowgirl style before letting Ralph take her from behind as she sucks and strokes Barry. Lily keeps her mouth and hands active as Barry takes her from behind, Ralph fucks her cowgirl style, and Barry takes another turn in missionary. Ralph also spoons her as Barry dribbles a small load into Lily's mouth before pulling out to spray an impressive load over her stomach and pussy.
|Scene 2 Alexis Texas and Billy Glide|
After dirty blonde big butt cuties Alexis shows off in a backyard wearing a red and white polka dot bikini that slowly disappears, Billy moves in to eat her holes as she lays down on a backyard mattress. She sucks and strokes his cock in return and even mixes in a bit of titty fucking before getting up to ride him cowgirl style. Alexis mixes in a little more oral action for Billy as she rides him and keeps showing off her killer ass letting him mount her from behind. She keeps mixing in some nice oral action as she lets him take her missionary style and even moves around to ride Billy cowgirl style laying back and for him to spoon her. Finally Billy pulls out and sprays a nice load around Alexis' bush before she sucks out the last bit.
|Scene 3 Charley Chase and Toni Ribas|
Curvy Latina hottie Charlie shows off in a pink bikini before she's joined by Toni as she lays back on a pool chair. He kisses her while playing with her pussy before moving down to eat her. Charlie eagerly sucks his cock in return before riding it reverse cowgirl style and letting Toni roll her to her side to spoon her, kiss her, and suck her great tits. He eats her pussy before fucking her missionary style and spooning her a little more, and is rewarded with a little more head before Charlie gets up to show off her great ass riding him cowgirl style. Toni picks Charlie up for a quick standing cowgirl ride and takes her from behind with each of them mixing in a little more oral for the other and finally finishing things with a very nice and happily received facial.
|Scene 4 Meggan Mallone and Mr. Pete|
Dirty blonde Meggan starts out in a green animal print dress with sexy black stockings kissing Mr. Pete as they make their way to the couch where they continue to kiss passionately before Meggan bends over for Mr. Pete to worship her ass and play with her holes. He continues to play with her pussy as she sits on his and mixes in a little titty sucking before laying her back to finger her to a squirt and eat her holes. Meggan sucks, strokes, and titty fucks Mr. Pete with a bit of throat action and face fucking mixed in before riding him cowgirl style and encouraging him to slap her ass until it's nice and red. Mr. Pete takes her from behind over the arm of the couch and mixes in a bit of ass play before pounding her from below reverse cowgirl style. Mr. Pete finishes Meggan off fucking her missionary style, and grants her wish to cum in her pussy. He continues to pop as he pulls out and goes back in for a few more pumps after emptying his balls to push all his nut juice into her cunt before Meggan sucks his cock clean.
|Scene 5 Sara Jay and Evan Stone|
Busty dirty blonde Sara starts out in a sexy little gold and brown outfit that doesn't take long to come off so she can show off her oversized sweater meat and play with her pussy on a staircase. She even oils herself up a bit before it all disappears and a shirtless Evan arrives to slap her ass and eat his way around her thighs and all that lies between them. Sara eagerly sucks his cock and balls in return and lets him fuck her big titties before riding him reverse cowgirl style as he lays back on the staircase. Sara lets him up and props herself against the railing for Evan to fuck her from behind before sucking him clean and leaning back against the railing so they can fuck standing up facing each other. They move to a couch for a bit of missionary work and for Sara to ride Evan cowgirl style. Finally Sara gets down and does her best baby bird impression as Evan shoots his population pudding over her face and mouth.
|Scene 6 Lily LaBeau and Lee Stone|
Dirty blonde Lily returns for a little office themed action to wrap things up. She strips out of a little black dress and glasses to show a sexy bra, and strips that off as well as she lays back on a couch to play with herself. Her glasses return as Lee magically appears in a chair across from her to watch her show, and quickly moves over to suck her tits and kiss his way down her black fishnet-clad led to eat her pussy. Lee works Lily to multiple orgasms with his mouth before fucking her missionary style, and then backs up so she can work him over orally with some nice throat action and face fucking mixed in. They move to an office chair where Lily rides Lee reverse cowgirl style before they give each other a little more oral action Lee takes Lily from behind over the desk. They move back to the couch to spoon and for Lily to ride Lee cowgirl style before Lee picks her up and carries her over the desk to lay her back for a little more missionary work and pussy eating. Finally Lily drops down to take an impressive load from Lee in her mouth and then spits it back out over her tits.
Teases and Pleases 2 is a good fuck flick, but had a hard time getting beyond that for me. The teases are decent, but never really grabbed me. I think some of this is due to how it was done with a few quick flashes of the tease, then the full tease, and then the action. It also didn't help that there was a few different styles to the teases with shadows and dark locations holding them back a little for me, as well as Meggan's scene completely missing the tease. As for the action, again, it was good but had a hard time grabbing me in places. Lily's opening scene barely held my interest due to the location as well as Barry Scott's usual lack of personality or being able to deliver a decent load. Thankfully Ralph Long was there to show what a quality pop shot was. Lily's final scene, however, almost made up for it and had chemistry, energy, and orgasms to share even though the lower lighting didn't do much for me. Alexis Texas was also a pretty average scene, which seemed to be largely due to the outdoor location having a ton of shadows as well as what looked like near hurricane force winds. Sara Jay turned out a very nice scene, and Charley Chase and Meggan Mallone turned out great scenes to really solidify the center of the movie. Both of their scenes had terrific chemistry with plenty of orgasms, and I was more than impressed as well as surprised by the cream pie finish for Meggan. Perhaps the biggest thing that never let Teases and Pleases 2 get much past just being good was that with three directors in the movie it had a hard time generating a consistent feel and momentum. Half of Teases & Pleases 2 is off the wall smoking hot, but the other half hovers just above the average mark, and that leaves this as a good, but not great, release.
The Extras: The photo gallery lasts about six and a half minutes. There's also four trailers and commercials.
Condom Usage: None
Final Thoughts: It's a solid rental, and if you're a fan of Lily LaBeau, Meggan Malone, or Charley Chase it might even be worth spending the big bucks.
Note to Vivid: You definitely put out a very strokeworthy flick, but a few extras would have been nice...
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