“Teases and Pleases” is a very good production from Vivid and a variety of its directors that showcases—at one scene apiece—some of their more-recent (though former) contract performers. On the agenda for this one are scenes from Nikki Jayne, A.J. Bailey, Lia, Meggan Mallone, and Savanna Samson—an all-star lineup, no doubt. While there is something of a compilation feel to this one, I couldn’t match any of the sequences to any that I have seen in the past…though I certainly don’t have a comprehensive knowledge of the entire Vivid catalog, either. Compilation-feel or not, the ladies really deliver in this production—as they’re apt to do—and bring home the goods. The only real drawback is that the disc isn’t up to the same technical standards as one typically finds in Vivid’s mainline productions. There’s nothing too horrible in this regard, but the resolution, etc. could be better in some scenes.
In terms of the sex, Nikki Jayne is paired up with Mick Blue in a farm-themed romp in Scene One. The scene starts out with Nikki washing a horse—mostly in the nude—and then sitting on it bareback in the nude. Since this isn’t a film from Amsterdam, however, Mick Blue then makes his appearance and the duo heads inside for the sex. The blowjob work (face-fucking, etc.) and the cowgirl, reverse-cowgirl, side-entry, and doggie-style positions are the highlights in this one. Throw in the fact that Nikki squirts and also receives a facial (oral cock clean-off follows), and you have a very good segment. Scene Two involves A.J. Bailey and Anthony Rosano in another very good romp. A.J. starts things out by herself on a patio, posing, teasing, stripping, and masturbating (fingers and a vibrator), before she meets up with Anthony inside a pink room with a green sofa. From there, the blowjob and hand-job action—along with the missionary-like, side-entry, reverse-cowgirl, and cowgirl work—really highlight what’s good about this sequence. To close things out, Anthony pops on A.J.’s face and mouth…which she follows up with a bit of oral cock clean-off. In Scene Three, Lia gets it on with Mr. Pete in a good-to-very-good tryst in a warehouse-like setting with a blue park bench. Lia does some stripping, posing, teasing, and masturbating before Mr. Pete graces her with his presence…and his dick. A variety of vaginal positions are employed here, and the scene is capped off with a money-shot to Lia’s chest and breasts.
Moving away from the blonde theme, we find Meggan Mallone—a brunette who’s always a treat to watch—paired up with Chris Johnson in Scene Four. This one takes place in a living room and starts with Meggan trying to get Chris’ attention—by trying on various sexy outfits—as he watches some porn. Eventually, she does get his attention—and his cock—in a variety of vaginal positions. Culminating with a facial and Meggan apparently swallowing a good deal of the load, this is one of the two best segments on the disc—excellent stuff! The other is Scene Five, which involves Savanna Samson taking care of business with Bill Bailey on a sofa in a home with a country feel to it. The blowjob work here is sensual, and a variety of steamy vaginal and anal positions really highlight just how hot this coupling is. To cap things off, Bill hoses down Ms. Samson, dropping his seed all over her chin, chest, and breasts—exceptional material! (Any time that Savanna takes it in the pooper is pretty much a no-lose situation…)
Some other items should also be mentioned. First, there are ads that play upon inserting the disc, but these can be skipped by hitting the “Menu” button on the remote. Second, the Vivid website watermark is still in the lower-right portion of the screen. This really doesn’t detract much from the production, however. Finally, the technical standards have already been discussed previously.
In terms of bonus materials and other options, there are two very nice “Bonus Scenes”—a Nikki Jayne boy/girl anal from the production, “Condemned”, and an A.J. Bailey boy/boy/girl from the production, “The A.J. Bailey Experiment”. Both of these are welcomed additions. There’s also a “Photo Gallery” that puts forth a slideshow of “pretty-girl” shots and stills from the production. Finally, one finds a “Previews” option (choice of four) and a “Vivid Extras” choice (ads and the anti-piracy PSA). Sadly, there isn’t a BTS segment presented for the production.
All in all, I would recommend this movie. It’s very good and features the top-of-the-line performers in Vivid’s last lineup of contract performers. While all of the sequences are certainly worthy, the last two—with Meggan Mallone and then Savanna Samson—are definitely the best. Check it out!
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