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Taxi: A Hardcore Parody

Studio: Vouyer Media
Category:  Comedy , Feature film
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Captain Jack's ratings for Taxi: A Hardcore Parody:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Taxi: A Hardcore Parody overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Taxi: A Hardcore Parody Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Taxi: A Hardcore Parody Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Taxi: A Hardcore Parody Sex rating 3.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Taxi: A Hardcore Parody Plot/Acting rating 3 stars
Extras Taxi: A Hardcore Parody DVD Extras rating 4.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Taxi: A Hardcore Parody A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  8/9/2010
Parodies are the current sensation sweeping porn and now it’s time for the late ‘70s classic to be skewered. There was only one female cast member in the original sitcom, so they will have to have some guess stars, I would suppose. Evan Stone plays Alex Rieger with Anthony Rosano as Tony Banta, Jack Lawrence as Bobby Wheeler, Kirsten Price as Elaine Nardo and Mick Blue as Latka. Old Man Frady as Jim and Ron Jeremy as Louie have non-sex roles.

Eva Angelina

As the story starts unfolding, Bobby is pulling a double shift. One of his first rides is with someone who works at a fetish club. She starts coming onto him and Bobby opens her door and leads her out so that they have more room to maneuver. Jack eats her out against the car before Eva drops to her knees to give him a hummer. She gags herself on his gear shift before he fucks her in a standing mish. She also gets pounded in doggie and reverse cowgirl. Eva is as energetic as always and does most of the work. Jack storkes off on her face with Eva doing some clean-up.

Kirsten Price

Kirsten has a first date with Mark Wood and suggests they order in. Needless to say, they start making out and one thing leads to another and Kirsten gets a mouthful of cock. She deep throats him and has a habit of spitting on his cock that looks so sexy. Mark eats her out then there was an awkward phase where the camera focused on their faces. I thought he must be putting on a condom and, sure enough, that’s exactly what he was doing. Kirsten rides him in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl before getting drilled in doggie, mish and pile driver. Pretty mechanical on Kirsten’s part and not an impressive performance. Her “fuck my ass” comments when she knew Mark wasn’t going anywhere near that was very fake. Mark ripped off the condom and came all over her waiting face.

Monique Alexander

Tony gets his ass kicked in a boxing match and Monique comes into the dressing room to make him feel better. Well, there’s only one way to do that and they start making out. Anthony gets her bra off and licks her natural breasts before going down on her. They get in a 69 so Monique can inhale his meat stick. She rides him in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl and then gets boned in mish, doggie and reverse spoon. There’s even some foot action as she jerks him off with her pretty feet. Anthony finally splooges on her ass.

Jenny Hendrix

Louie, being the nice boss he is, arranges to get a hooker for Latka. Jenny shows up in a short, red dress that enhances her cleavage nicely. Just a side note, Mick Blue may have been a good choice to play Latka, but his “Thank you vedy much” routine is like he never saw the show before and they just told him to say that. Jenny immediately starts slobbering over his knob. She looks great giving him head, alternating from slow and sensual to fast and volcanic. She worshipped the dick like it was the last one she was ever going to have. She takes him in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon, mish and doggie. Mick cums all over her face with Jenny actually pointing to her open mouth to get him to aim better. She does some nice clean-up and swallows his load.

Krissy Lynn

Alex has to meet up with his ex-wife Phyllis and apologizes for Louie, who mistook her for a hooker. After some talking about their divorce, the passions get ignited again and they are all over each other. Krissy has a great rack and Evan agrees by immediately taking out her tits. She furiously sucks his cock and then Evan eats her out. He fucks her in mish, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon and doggie. Evan busts a nut all over Krissy’s face and she makes sure she extracts every drop from his cock.

SPECIAL FEATURES

On disk one, there’s a 30 minute sitcom episode, which is the film cut down without even so much as a hint of sex. Disk 2 is where most of the extras preside. There’s 3 bonus scenes (Eva Angelina and April O’Neil from Busty Babysitters, Monique Alexander and Mark Wood from Not Really The Dukes of Hazzard and Jenny Hendrix and Sascha from In Thru The Backdoor 4) and a few featurettes (Meet The Girls of Taxi (25 minutes), Latka’s Gag Garage (14:15) and Taxi Table Read (17 minutes)). Finally, there’s the standard photo galleries and a BTS lasting 39:47.

SUMMARY

An ok parody feature from Voyeur Media. A couple quibbles with the DVD as a scripted feature is that I felt Faye Reagan would have been better in the role of Elaine. She’s hotter and a better actress. Also, with one female cast member, an obvious pairing would have been Elaine with one or two of her co-workers instead of a complete stranger. As for the sex, once Jenny Hendrix hit the screen, she basically saved the movie. I thought Kirsten and Monique’s scenes in the middle were wooden and laconic. Jenny was incredible in her performance (and her bonus scene was pretty good also). Krissy Lynn was also hot in her romp. It’s worth a rental.



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