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Take My Ass (Tom Byron Pictures)

Take My Ass (Tom Byron Pictures)

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Category:  All Sex , Anal , Foreign
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astroknight's ratings for Take My Ass (Tom Byron Pictures):
Overall Rating 1.5 stars
Take My Ass (Tom Byron Pictures) overall rating 1.5 stars
Female Looks Take My Ass (Tom Byron Pictures) Female looks rating 3 stars
Male Looks Take My Ass (Tom Byron Pictures) Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Take My Ass (Tom Byron Pictures) Sex rating 2 stars
Plot/Acting Take My Ass (Tom Byron Pictures) Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Take My Ass (Tom Byron Pictures) DVD Extras rating 1/2 star
Audio/Video Quality Take My Ass (Tom Byron Pictures) A/V Quality rating 2 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/14/2011

Running Time: 92 min.

Production Date: 8 / 2 / 2011

Director: None given

Cast: Brenda, Danielle, Julie Silver, Natalli, Vanessa, Dennis, Eric, Kas, and Tom

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is fairly clear, but there are a few noticeable background noises as well as a bit of hollow audio due to some of the locations. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen but looks as if it was stretched and should have been presented in the full frame ratio. It's well lit, but overly soft with a fairly smooth hand on the camera.

The Movie: Take My Ass collects five European scenes that are unconnected with the exception of all being anal scenes.

Scene 1 Vanessa and a guy

Brunette Vanessa enjoys a little wine with a guy on a lounge chair next to a pool before he kisses her and reaches into her bikini bottom to start playing with her pussy. She unbuttons his shirt and pants to suck and stroke his cock before he lays her back to eat her pussy. The guy rolls her over to fuck her ass from behind as well as having her suck him clean. He lays her back for a bit of anal missionary as he sucks her toes before she sucks him clean again and gets up for a reverse cowgirl anal ride. They continue to move around as Vanessa lets him fuck her holes before she drops down for a decent facial finish.

Scene 2 Brenda and a guy

Brunette Brenda heads into the shower to start the second scene before her long haired man decides to join her. They kiss and work their way around each other's chest orally before he drops down to eat her pussy. Brenda drops down to suck her man's cock in return before letting him fuck her standing up in the shower. She sucks him a bit more before riding him cowgirl style and then gets on all fours for him to tap her ass. He keeps stretching Brenda's sphincter as they stand up facing each other before Brenda drops down to take a nice facial finish.

Scene 3 Natali and a guy

As dirty blonde Natali does her good womanly duty making her man some food wearing a short jean skirt and little red top, he admires her from behind groping and kissing her ass. He comes up to grope her tits and lizard kiss her while mixing in a little pussy play before dropping back down to finger her holes from behind. Natali sucks his cock in return before letting him fuck her from behind, and then lays back for him to spear her shitpussy missionary style. She gets down and props herself up on a chair for her man to work his way between her holes from behind. He fucks his way between Natali's holes missionary style a bit more with a little oral action mixed in before he spews his seed over her gaping holes and plays with her ass a bit.

Scene 4 Julie and a guy

As dirty blonde Julie sits by a pool, the pool guy decides to quick cleaning the pool to kiss her and suck her tits as she plays with her pussy. She gets on all fours for him to strip off her panties and play with her holes from behind before sitting back to suck his cock while playing with her pussy a bit more. They move to the floor for Julie to ride him reverse cowgirl style before rolling to the side so he can spoon his way between her holes. Julie rolls to her knees to let him fuck her ass doggie style and sucks him clean before getting up for the anal cowgirl. He also fucks her ass missionary style before pulling out to spew his seed over her pussy and asshole.

Scene 5 Danielle and a guy

Cute brunette Danielle shows off in a little jean skirt and pink top before stripping down and going to work on her ass with a pink vibe. She's joined by a guy who kisses his way around her neck and mouth before moving down to lick her ass and eat her pussy when she pulls her toy out of the way. Danielle sucks his cock in return as he lays back on the bed before moving against the wall so he can fuck her ass from behind standing up. He keeps fucking her ass from behind back on the bed before spooning it. They even work in some reverse cowgirl anal and reverse pile driver anal before he finishes off Danielle's ass back in doggie including appearing to nut in her butt.

Take My Ass struggles to be even an average release, and is easily the weakest release I've seen from Tom Byron Pictures. Yes, I've rated a couple other TBP releases lower than this, but I'll at least give them credit for trying something a little different. Take My Ass is completely rooted in mediocrity and is so bland and boring that I repeatedly found myself losing interest in it. The action is all extremely average, and the camera work is uninspired. Add in an overly soft presentation and an aspect ratio that doesn't seem quite right and I never found any reason to really be interested in the movie. If that isn't enough, the anal cream pie to close the movie looks overly fake and ends up as one last nail in the coffin. Take My Ass looks like a bunch of cheap European scenes that were just bought to throw out under the normally reliable Tom Byron Pictures label for a quick buck.

The Extras: The photo gallery lasts a little over four minutes. There's also commercials.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: This is easily the weakest release I've seen from Tom Byron Productions. You can skip it without losing any sleep.

Note to Tom Byron Pictures: I'm not sure which to hope for... That you make enough money to never have to put out a release like this again or that this release bombs bad enough that you never consider putting out a release like this again...

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