Directed by Erik Everhard
I'm of two minds on this one. If your thing is straight up no frills gonzo porn then there is no reason you shouldn't love this title. This edition is a solid piece porn with a heavy focus on "cheeks". Good porn is good porn, but great porn requires more than the no frills aproach.
I absolutely hate to say this, but the "Sweet Cheeks" series is starting to feel like a poor man's "Ass Worship". Jules Jordan has raised the bar for gonzo porn as far as I'm concerned. I think Anabolic/Diabolic in particular needs to step up their overall level of quality and production values. Even the fricken boxcover is clearly from the same photoshot as "Lewd Conduct #15". The sets look like cheap motels, you can even see the lighting equipment in some shots, which is kind of surprising because sometimes you wonder if there is any lighting given the quality of image. But my biggest problem is the camera work, and the fact that it often seems to be about Erik enjoying himself than it is about watching the sexy ladies getting off on some good old nasty gonzo sex.
Scene 1 Caprice
This is the second time I've seen this little vixen, and she is now officially on my list of new talent to look out for. This first scene is easily the best scene on the disc for my money. She just seems to have that intangible quality that so many of the great stars have. Some level of inherent sex appeal, mixed with a healthy dose of exhibitionism. Anyway the quality of her performance is what makes this scene a winner. Some good stuff and some great anal.
Scene 2 Emily
Not a bad scene. She has nice eyes, however this 1on1 anal scene just didn't really do it for me.
Scene 3 Nicky
I really liked this bodacious blonde. Great ass! This she has some of the better tease footage in the lead up to her 2on1. She starts off with some double fisted cocksucking, until she moves into a long stretch in the cowgirl position. Some brief DP and eventually a little 1on1 anal action. A decent performance, but the camera man seemed to struggle to capture good angles.
Scene 4 Mercedes
Now this Nordic looking babe, has a truly beautiful pair of natural tits. Yes her ass is a fine piece of work too. This girls body was stunning, even Everhard seemed to have some real trouble lasting. This is my problem with the scene however, this girl has an immaculate pair of natural breasts, and the camera man practically ignores them. I know the disc is called "Sweet Cheeks" so I shouldn't walk around surprised, but come on man! To be honest it was a problem for me throughout the whole disc; I love watching a nice round ass bounce up and down on some guys pole as much as the next guy, but let's at least explore the rest of the girls body if only briefly. Hot girl, decent scene, no anal.
Scene 5 Sophie Evans
I was really looking forward to this scene, since I've been a huge fan of this Hungarian heartbreaker for a long time. Unfortunately there are just so many better scenes of hers to choose from than this one. Granted she is sporting a nicely tanned pair of cheeks, and still puts in a great performance, including anal, but I would rather watch her in an Adamo or a JJ flick anytime.
Scene 6 Cherokee
This one started of very promising as this brunette has a super "sweet" ass, and seemingly great rack, plus she immediately was showing off her incredible flexibility. (by the way I say seemingly great rack because I don't think I ever got an unobstructed view of her naked chest once) This scene took a serious turn for the worse as far as I'm concerned. Once Everhard started pounding away on this girl in his standard jackhammer mode it appeared to be WAY TOO MUCH for her. Quite frankly she looked like she was in obvious pain, and was repeatedly saying "Owe". Also she was either sweating a lot or her face was wet with tears, I'd say a little of both. So her is this attractive girl getting, banged and I can't enjoy it at all because I'm a disgusted by the whole tone of the sex. This girl seemed to be getting ZERO enjoyment from the sex, it was all about Mister Jackhammer getting off, which is just about the last thing that is going to get me off. In all fairness it is possible I'm interpreting the scene wrong, but I really don't think so.
Your standard NO FRILLS Anabolic lack of any real extras
The first edition had an ALL-STAR line up that made it next to impossible not to enjoy. (Shyla, BellaDonna, Daniella Rush, Gia, Jeanine Rivers & Monica Sweetheart) Number 2 had some truly great scenes especially the Gauge scene, plus there were some intense fucking scenes BUT the ladies seemed to be totally into them. This one is just not in the same league. I'm a liitle tired of watching Everhard fuck away like the Energizer Bunny, sure it can be awesome when it is with a woman who can get as into it as he is, but when she isn't getting into it it is just about the most unappealing sex I've seen. Also the little tease intermissions just don't do it for me.
I have to admit I kept saying to myself things like "I can't wait to see that Caprice girl in an episode of Ass Worship" or "wouldn't it be great if Evans and Adamo teamed up again"