You likey tattoed love dolls? 'Alt' porn? Well then, Vonn Fink's 'Suthern Cumfort' featuring Razordoll lovelies, might be worth puttin' that beer down, & throwin' on a clean wifebeater tee for.
What I Liked
Riley Mason's here, & that's usually a good thing. No anal, but it's a decent, rough scene..some neck chokage, mouthfuckage...cool. At the end of her boinkage, she sucks alt-dude's dick & gets a tongue full o' nut butter for her efforts. A Razordoll babe, Felon, has a couple scenes here...kinda reminded me of a young/tatted-up version of Sharon Mitchell. By far the main reason to care 'bout this dvd is Gia Jordan's scene. In fact, WTF is she doin' here ??!! NO tats, or ALT-attitude....just a wanton goddess of lust. Mebbe she just got lost & wandered onto the set by accident. In any event, Gia just fucks the lights out...lucky Alt leading man, James Deen & his alt co-hort from the Riley Mason scene get to tag-team the beautiful Gia. Lotsa oral/mouthfuck/deep throat love for the dudes, and DP ( !!) lovin' for lovely Gia....very cool. In the end, Gia gets a face full of liquid love from alt stunt cock, and a chest full of man cream from Deen. Yeah .
What I Disliked
I'm sure it's just me, but a little tatt-age goes a looooong way...too much and it all just sorta bleeds together into a noisy, psychedelic amorphous mass of sex flesh.
Umm, okay I guess...as per Alt, it's blurry at times, colour filtered as well. Mmmkay. Extras include: Trailers, photo gallery, & BTS footage.
Ok mebbe i'm more of a 'Buttman' or 'Big Wet Tits' kinda schlub, but hey, gotta check out what the kids are groovin' on these days. Apparently sex with punky-inky-'billy girls is tre chic...hmmm. Alas, but for ancient/decrepit me.... By the end, reaching the Gia scene was like a drink of cool water in a hot desert... I was parched. Still, as I stated, if Alt porn, or tattooed love gurls are your' kink de jour, then 'Suthern Cumfort' will bring a smile to your' face, and an erection in your' greasy jeans.
peace, barrettman .