Disc 1---1 hour 50 minutes
JAYDEN JAMES & RALPH LONG---Blues, pinks and purples color this scene as Jayden sports silver studded eye brows above her natural eye brows and keeps crotch-torn black mesh panties on for her straight sex encounters with Ralph in a warehouse environ. Busty Jayden gives a solid sweat-filled performance and it's a fine start to the DVD---!!!
SIENNA WEST & NICK MANNING---Busty Sienna's sexy intro features playing cards. She licks the jack of hearts then uses the card to tease her left boob. Nick arrives to suck her twat as she sits on a six sided card table. The duo fuck on top this green card table and Nick gets a few of the playing cards stuck to his backside. Sienna's sexy talk is a welcomed surprise; Nick's "dropping loads" declaration during the cumshot is tired. It's a cool scene in a darkened environ---!!! 1/2
ANGELINA ASH & BILL BAILEY---Blonde Angelina sucks then plays with a riding crop that she uses to lightly tap her boob and pussy that's captured in close-up. In a warehouse area, water streams onto a turned over toilet and this rushing water sound is in the background while the duo suck and fuck on a pale green leather couch in the foreground. Angelina's terrific tush is terrific in cowgirl then she takes his cumshot in mish and drips the creampie cum out onto the floor beside the couch---!!!
BRIDGET B & CHRIS JOHNSON---Smoking hot, cig smoking Bridget drinks red liquid from a metallic champagne holder while she blows some smoke around in a dingy bathroom area where she sucks a cock through a glory hole in the corner. Chris emerges from behind the glory hole stall to suck and fuck Bridget on and around a toilet covered in plastic. Side mish on the toilet is the scene highlight that ends with a cum load dropped on her tongue---!!! 1/2
NIKA NOIRE & ROCCO REED---Pale green colors this scene as DVD covergirl Nika plays with her twat while panties are stuck in her mouth. She wears a hooded garment that Rocco's lips maneuver around in close-up then the camera pulls back for a double head shot that leads to a fabulous sequence of kissing. The duo land on the floor atop a combo of navy blue drapery and plastic for a series of straight sex positions tinged in that pale green. It's another fine scene that's actually closer to 30 minutes with the sexy Nika and solid Rocco making a good team in Cohen's darkened presentation---!!! 1/2
Disc 2---1 hour 24 minutes
ANN MARIE RIOS & JOHNNY CASTLE---Ann Marie's shadowy figure emerges from behind a doorway and walks past a darkened area lit by candles. She wears thick pigtails and sports this cross-hatched mesh pattern on her body parts that also serves as a sort of bandit's mask around her eyes; her light pubic patch of hair converges with the mesh pattern that covers her tummy. Her seductive intro features her tongue teasing a lit light bulb that takes some of her spit on its lit surface. Johnny joins her on a shag material spread out on the floor for kissing and an array of straight sex positions that include a sort of spoon with her legs in the air. Ann Marie's top-of-the-charts ass looks great in cowgirl and doggy as she and Johnny get tip-top honors for the best scene on either disc---!!!! 1/2
ADRIANNA ANGEL & NICK MANNING---This duo land on the same pale green couch used in scene three. Adrianna's intro incorporates a red sucker on a stick that she lightly moves over the curvature of her body with stops at her tit and her pussy. Blonde Adrianna is cute with tiny titties but the shadowy straight sex stuff in the couch amounts to an average scene topped off by another "dropping loads" declaration for the cumshot that's dropped on her tush in doggy position upon the floor---!! 1/2
CHASE EVANS & CHRIS JOHNSON---Cute Chase starts out this scene with her hands tied and a Popsicle stuck in her mouth. Okay, whatever. The duo share a cigarette and Chase blows some sensual puffs of smoke then she lands on a pale green coffee table for fingering and blowjob action that moves to the couch from after limp beginnings. The straight sex stuff has some dumb choking moments then a blue light bounces around a bit on the performers, which makes this scene similar to what I call "blue light specials," a term I use to describe these nighttime scenes shot by Clouzot for so, so many Wicked features---!! 1/2
NATASHA NICE & SETH GAMBLE---A thick piece of a peppermint stick is Natasha's candy of choice as she sucks and fucks Seth on a set with red and green wall areas and objects. She holds the peppermint in her other hand while she sucks Seth's prick then the candy disappears for straight sex stuff that concludes with a cumshot on her butt crack while in cowgirl. Natasha's nice boobs bounce during upright doggy but otherwise it's another standard scene---!! 1/2
Extras are the same five trailers on both discs with the 5th trailer being for SURREAL SEX, which just so happens to be the opening credits on the front end of both discs.
So, Oren Cohen's SURREAL SEX (2010, Low Art) delivers some solid scenes with an interesting use of color/color combinations in typically darker environs. The first disc is terrific (!!! 1/2) but disc two (!! 1/2) has three scenes that look fine but seem to belong on some other DVD. Therefore, that terrific opening scene on disc 2 belongs on disc 1 as the finale and that would have made SURREAL SEX a really terrific one disc DVD that runs just over 2 hours instead of a two disc DVD just over three hours. As is, the combined rating for the 2 discs of SURREAL SEX amounts to an all too real !!! outta !!!!!