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Superstars Of Porno 1 (Cal Vista Classics)

Studio: Cal Vista Classics
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T0MBOne's ratings for Superstars Of Porno 1 (Cal Vista Classics):
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Superstars Of Porno 1 (Cal Vista Classics) overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Superstars Of Porno 1 (Cal Vista Classics) Female looks rating 3 stars
Male Looks Superstars Of Porno 1 (Cal Vista Classics) Male looks rating 2 stars
Sex Superstars Of Porno 1 (Cal Vista Classics) Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Superstars Of Porno 1 (Cal Vista Classics) Plot/Acting rating 1 star
Extras Superstars Of Porno 1 (Cal Vista Classics) DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Superstars Of Porno 1 (Cal Vista Classics) A/V Quality rating 1.5 stars
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Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  1/26/2012
SUPERSTARS OF PORNO VOL. 1 (2010, Cal Vista Classics) is an 80 minute compilation of mid '80s sex scenes that appear to have been shot on video with crappy muzak. In this case, superstar status falls upon Amber Lynn, Joanna Storm, Lois Ayers, Taija Rae, Harry Reems and Jerry Butler, who each appear in a couple of these short scenes. Kay Parker appears in the opening scene plus she's in a three way from LORELEI in one of the classic bonus scenes. Joey Silvera also has a scene in the comp and another scene with Amber Lynn in the bonus scenes. Bridgette Monet's suck and fuck in the back of a limo is the real reason to pick up the DVD. Otherwise, it's an average grouping in standard frame format. Bad shaggy haircuts tend to detract, too.

KAY PARKER and a guy land land in a water bed for an okay opening scene---!! 1/2

Donning a cowboy hat, TAIJA RAE sucks JERRY BUTLER's cock then the duo settle into some straight sex positions while LOIS AYERS mostly appears as window dressing. Lois finally takes a mishing and Taija sucks Jerry after he lands a load on Lois's tummy---!!!

With gold records on the wall, RON JEREMY doggy fucks the likes of NINA HARTLEY, TAIJA RAE and PATTI CAKES on an over sized wooden desk. The trio of gals kiss during one of the doggy positions but weird hair, new wave make-up and goofy get-ups land this one a notch or two lower---!! 1/2

Uber sexy BRIDGETTE MONET and real life beau DAVE CANNON land in the back of a limo for a terrific little scene. French kisses during side mish solid. The cumshot mostly misses its facial target but who cares?---!!! 1/2

Small titted MAI LYNN with long natural finger nails can not save this scene with a furry backed guy that just can't seem to get it up. Oriental folk music just adds to the strangeness. Is he falling asleep? Someone wake that dumb fuck up!---! 1/2

HARRY REEMS and BUNNY BLEU suck and fuck with some candles burning bedside. The brief action happens on a blue spread and pillows. Lousy video quality, bad muzak but it least it's all over in 5 minutes---! 1/2

JOANNA STORM and SUMMER ROSE twat suck in a crappy bedroom setting---!!

In the same crappy bedroom setting, HARRY REEMS and JOANNA STORM discover SUMMER ROSE hidden away in the closet. Oh, she's an anniversary present so let's have a three-way. The gals switch back and forth in some straight sex positions---!! 1/2

AMBER LYNN and JOEY SILVERA land in bed for a typical suck and fuck encounter. Nice tan lines on Joey's butt!---!! 1/2

On a couch, AMBER LYNN in a cute red or pink top (hard to tell in this lousy video presentation) sucks JERRY BUTLER's prick. She strips out of her top and black skirt down to her garter belt and panty hose for a sweaty, heated encounter with crappy muzak accompaniment. Hey, that hi-fi in the background should have been playing better tunes than this---!!!

VINTAGE TRAILERS for 4 films including the terrific DEBBIE DOES 'EM ALL. (click on T0MBOne above for a review)

BONUS SCENES for 4 films including another Kay Parker scene, a threeway on a large area of sofa sectionals. Watch the wonderful Janney Robbins/Eric Edwards fantasy encounter from PRIVATE MOMENTS (click on T0MBOne above for a review) to see the difference in crappy video productions and an actual well-lit scene shot on film.

SUPERSTAR TRIBUTE is the last extra.

Thus, this SUPERSTARS OF PORNO compilation is more miss than hit so it lands a dim rating of !! 1/2 outta !!!!!



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