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Superman vs Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody

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Overall Rating 5 stars
Superman vs Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody overall rating 5 stars
Female Looks Superman vs Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody Female looks rating 5 stars
Male Looks Superman vs Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody Male looks rating 4 stars
Sex Superman vs Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody Sex rating 4.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Superman vs Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody Plot/Acting rating 5 stars
Extras Superman vs Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Superman vs Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody A/V Quality rating 5 stars
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Reviewed by fu_q  on  11/14/2012
Review:
Get ready for super-powered pussies and spandex-busting boners, as some of the most popular characters from the two dominant comic book universes collide in this Axel Braun superhero mega-parody, “Superman vs. Spider-Man XXX” (Vivid). Indeed, as a sex-soaked mash-up of storylines that cross both two of the director’s earlier parodies as well as the two aforementioned universes, there will almost certainly be something for the comic geek and porn nerd in everyone. Cast perfectly and strung together with a special-effect-laden, comical plot that doesn’t take itself too seriously, everything blends extraordinarily well here—the cast, the acting, the production values, the settings, the costuming, and the acute attention to detail. Nothing is overlooked. Of course, the sex is off-the-hook sexy, as well…as should come as no surprise given the names in the cast list. In all honesty, this may be the best Braun superhero parody of the bunch. It’s awesome.

Story-wise, Lex Luther (Eric Masterson) and Doctor Octopus (James Bartholet) have grown tired of having their various self-serving plots foiled by Superman (Ryan Driller) and Spider-Man (Xander Corvus), respectively. Joining forces after meeting up in prison, the pair concocts a scheme that finds Lois Lane (Andy San Dimas) taken captive and held hostage. All of this, of course, serves as a means of briefly pitting Superman and Spider-Man against one another and ultimately luring them into a trap. A variety of twists and turns ensue, and the all’s-well-that-ends-well finish that results is disturbed by a foreboding cliffhanger that sets up a sequel. Awesome stuff!

In terms of the sex, Scene One involves a rooftop romp between Xander Corvus (as Spider-Man) and Jazy Berlin (as the Black Cat). Catching the web-slinger by surprise as he’s overlooking the city, it doesn’t take Jazy long to knock Spidey back over a skylight and to get his dick popped right out of his spandex. She immediately gets down to business on the “poor” Parker, sucking and titty-fucking his schlong with sensuality. Fortunately for Xander, he gets just about everything BUT unlucky, as the pair transitions through a variety of sexy vaginal positions. The costumes largely stay on in this one, but the “necessary” parts are all exposed…and everything works to good effect. Jazy was a great choice for the Black Cat—one of the more sultry characters in the original source’s stable—as she looks and plays the part well. Xander’s awesome as Spider-Man—as expected—and the festivities close out with him busting a nut all over the Cat’s bodacious bosom. Nice!

Scene Two finds Kagney Linn Karter (as Supergirl) bursting in on Eric Masterson (as Lex Luther) and Alexis Texas (as Miss Teschmacher), as the dastardly duo is unleashing their latest plot back at the lair. Masterson’s fired two missiles at populated areas this time—as opposed to just the one that he launched in the original “Superman XXX” flick—and Kagney’s there to put an end to his evil machinations. Still a bit naive, however, Masterson’s able to trick her into opening a box with kryptonite in it, and she’s easily subdued and captured. With a glowing kryptonite-laden necklace about her neck, Kagney’s sprawled out helpless when Masterson has to leave the room to fix his wayward missiles. Eying the blonde treat, Alexis strikes a corrupt bargain with the buxom beauty and offers to let her go…for a price. A sexy girl-girl sequence ensues, with the two ladies taking full advantage of one another’s feminine offerings. The fingers and tongues fly, as an exceptional Sapphic sequence follows—what a coupling! (The only small complaint here is that Kagney’s boobs definitely should have made an appearance. Unlike Supergirl’s true identity, there’s no need to keep them a secret. Still, this is awesome material.)

In Scene Three, Ryan Driller (as Superman) shows up at the window of Mary Jane Watson’s and Peter Parker’s apartment, while Mary Jane (played by Capri Anderson) and Liz Osborn (played by Lily LaBeau) are having a chat. In need of Spiderman due to Doc Ock’s threats to Lois (Andy San Dimas), the two ladies take quick advantage of the Man of Steel. Earning the moniker here, Driller takes the best that both of the luscious lasses can dish out. The shared oral work by LaBeau and Anderson on Ryan (as well as each other) is scorching, and the various vaginal positions (both ladies) that follow are downright hot. After making the two earthlings work for it, Driller drops a load on Capri’s face and chest. Of course, Lily laps at it and kisses her, and both of the women provide some oral cock clean-off. While the finish is a bit long in coming (pardon the pun), this is still an awesome sequence.

In Scene Four, Superman has brought Spider-Man to Doc Ock (James Bartholet) and Lex Luther (Eric Masterson) in a vain attempt at saving his captured girlfriend, Lois Lane (Andy San Dimas). Of course, the whole thing is a trap, and not only is Spidey taken captive by the evil pair, but so is Superman, as Doc Ock’s tentacles have been embedded with kryptonite. Helpless, Superman has to watch on as the caged Andy tries to suck and fuck Masterson for his life. The through-the-bars oral work that follows is sloppy (in a good way), and the vaginal positions that ensue are all hot. Watching Andy take it in a suspended cage is definitely something else. A spurting facial and some oral cock clean-off cap off this evil-inspired fuck. Nice!

Scene Five involves a celebratory boffing between newbie superhero Spider-Woman (Jenna Presley) and Spider-Man (Xander Corvus) after she’s blasted her way into Lex’ and Doc Ock’s lair and saved everyone’s asses. Taking place in a back storage room at the lair, this one is super hot. Jenna looks amazing in the latex Spider-Woman getup, and she boinks just as well. Some sloppy oral work (spit, gagging, throating) kick off this festive and spontaneous fuck, and the various vaginal positions that the pair employs all work to great effect. Jenna’s awesome here, and this inspired interlude comes to a close with a pop-shot all over her latex-clad breasts. Of course, she provides some oral cock clean-off and feeds herself some of the cum. Hot! (Popping a boob or two out of the outfit would have been nice here, but this is still an incredible romp…especially with the manner in which the segment ended.)

Bonus-wise, there’s a “Behind the Scenes” segment, a “Bloopers” reel, and a “Non-Sex Version”. There’s also a choice of four “Previews”, a “Photo Gallery” (a slideshow of pretty-girl shots and stills), and some advertisements under “Vivid Extras”.

In all, this parody has been done nigh close to perfectly: the casting, the plot, the blend of action and humor, the production values, and—of course—the sex. It all works to an awesome effect that will be sure to sate the carnal proclivities of even the most jaded of porn and comic book fans. It’s most certainly worthy.


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