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Director: The case lists Henri Pachard, but the
movie lists Jackson St. Louis.
Cast: Diedre Holland, Debi Diamond, Melanie
Moore, Shaunna, Jenna Wells, Jon Dough, Joey
Silvera, and Tom Byron
Extras: Photo Gallery, Scene Selection, 800
numbers, and web site. Nothing special except
the scene selections, which is the only way to
jump ahead in the movie. Yes, another Caballero
release with no chapters or time code.
Audio Quality: Poor. I had a hard time
understanding what little dialogue there was.
Some of this was due to the poor balance between
the music and talking. You also could hear a lot
of background sounds.
Video Quality: Average. Some pixelation, but
that should be expected for a movie from the very
early nineties or perhaps late eighties.
Initial Expectations: I expected this to be a fun
porn film with a plot that you could fit on the
back of a business card and some good sex.
Initial Reaction: Now I remember why adult films
get made fun of so much.
The Movie: This is a typical example of the 'Even
You Can Make A Porno If You Follow This Method'
type of porno. Everybody has seen this movie at
least three or four times. A group of women sits
around one of their homes for their weekly
meeting where they talk about what they did for
sex since last time. In the case of 'Student
Nurses' they alter it a little by giving one of
the girls (I think it might be Shaunna) a little
action with Jon Dough. She's supposed to be
giving him a massage (including his prostate),
but things move beyond the massage when she shows
him that they call her 'Crazy Charlene' because
she likes to rim guys. You never get to see her
actually rim him, but that's typical for this
scene. Most of the scene is either close - ups
or so far away that you can't see if there's any
real penetration. The girl also has a horrible
early 90s boob job. Needless to say, my
expectations were much lower after the scene than
The meeting takes place at Melanie's
house, but Debi Diamond is there early. She
can't wait to get a piece of Melanie, and vice
versa. Most of the scene is spent in the 69
position and so it gets kinda old. They both do
a pretty good job, which I expected as Debi
Finally, the girls show up and Diedre
tells about how she got the gynecologist (Joey
Silvera) to teach her some of what he does. She
apparently expects him to do everything here
also, since he doesn't even get a blow job. The
scene is pretty average and reminds me why I was
never as taken with Diedre as everybody else
seemed to be.
Next, Debi tells of her and Tom Byron and
how some hooker (Jenna Wells, I think)
interrupted the middle of their action. Most of
the action before the hooker interrupts them is
Debi rimming Tom. After the hooker interrupts,
Debi straddles his face while the hooker works
over Tom's unit. Jenna soon rides Tom cowgirl
style, while Debi fingers his ass. Throughout
the entire scene, the girls have almost no
interaction with each other. They're both there
to work on Tom.
Finally, Melanie tells of how she came
home and interrupted a burglar (Jon Dough,
again). This by far is the best scene of the
movie. It's the only scene where both people
seem like they're really having fun. The only
thing it's missing is Jon going down on Melanie.
She does a great job of blowing him, and then
hops on as soon as she's done. It's a pretty
typical scene, but the enthusiasm and enjoyment
of Jon and Melanie make all the difference in the
scene. Unfortunately, Jon says he'll call her
after they finish and he never does. It turns
out that he was a thief after all. That's the
end. So sad.
Overall, this is pretty poorly done.
Unfortunately, it wasn't even funny - bad. I had
a bad feeling when they couldn't even have the
director on the box match the director listed in
the movie. I had trouble hearing a lot of the
dialogue, so maybe I missed something, but
the 'student' part of 'Student Nurses' never
seemed to come up. It seemed like this should
come up at some time an innocence way, maybe a
screw up that leads to a screwing, yet it never
does. Also, in almost every scene, the nurse's
cap comes off almost right away, and I always
thought that the cap was a big part of the nurse
attraction. Melanie Moore is the high point
of 'Student Nurses' and her scenes are pretty
good, especially the one with Jon Dough. I will
try to find some of her other films. Other than
that, this seems very forgettable. If you're in
the mood for a nurse film, go pick up 'Night
Themes: Straight, nurses, rimming