Reviewed by scipio and Yoshi.
Dir: David Luger
BTS: Just a bit of after-sex interview chatter with each of the pairs of girls that got together in the disc..
Bonus Scene: "Morning Jolt" starring Marlena. She changes from her regular skimpy clothes to some lingere, which she immediately takes back off, bends over, dildoes herself with a big, glow-in-the-dark-looking dildo, but we don't get to see it in the dark. Changes position a few times, dildoing away and moaning, gets a purple butt-screw dildo out and does that for awhile, clitty rubbinmg, then end. 20mins
Photo Gallery: A series of stills in autorun form with a big ClubPlatinumX.com logo below them. 5mins40.
Web Access: Visit our website/Web-enable this disc by outting it into your PC..
Previews: Selectable from a menu - previews of: Just Another Whore, First Class Euro Sluts 5, Sperm Filled Sluts, Internal Discharge.
A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind.
For something a bit different to the norm, this DVD is, as the title implies a girl/girl gonzo with a strap-on theme.
All-American Sweethearts - Brianna Love, Bobbi Blair.
This scene features the covergirls, though we're not told who is who, the cover at least ID's them. Bobbi being the brunette and Brianna being the blonde. I won't describe their looks in detail, since if you're reaing this you can see the cover anyway. What you can't see on the cover is that Bobbi has a tailbone tattoo and that Brianna has tiny, tiny breasts. To begin with, Bobbi lays back and Brianna goes down on her, then straps a purple dildo onto her crotch, then starts screwing Bobbi missionary, then doggy, dildo P2M.
Cut to Bobbi wearing a black strap-on, and screwing Brianna doggystyle. P2M, then Bobbi goes down on Brianna, then we cut to Bobbi wearing a clear strap-on, and doing Brianna anal missionary while rubbing Brianna's clit. Brianna comes (or fakes one), the girls kiss, and we're done.
Bobbi looked good, Brianna less so (it's those tiny tits!). The scene was heavily edited, the girls didn't seem to know what they were doing,
and it was a bit dull really.
Soccer Buddies - Marlena, Savannah James.
Without any introductory ID, or the front cover to help, I have no idea who is who. Oh wait, Marlena was in the bonus scene. They girls are both attractive, natural-breasted brunettes. The two of them kick a soccer ball against a wall in the corner of a basketball court, they kiss. They wander around a bit, and sit down, still kissing a bit. Of course, we cut directly from the outdoor kissing to indoors, and Marlena sucks on the big, glow-in-the-dark-looking dildo that she used in the bonus scene.
Savannah goes down on and fingers Marlena, then climbs on top so they can have a bit of a topless make-out. These two look to be enjoying themselves decently, so of course we cut to Savannah wearing a strap-on (the same transparent one from the last scene) and inseerting it into Marlena's pussy, to fuck doggy-style. The thong of the strap-on looks kind of like a sumo's belt. Cut to Savannah laying on her back, while Marlena goes down on the dildo (why?) before hopping on for some cowgirl. Next is more missionary which goes for awhile, then piledriver, P2M and cut to black.
Except for the fact that Mr.Luger seems to think that there's a point to oral sex on dildoes, this scene seemed much better than the first.
Both girls looked very good.
Banana Appetizer - Shannon Adams, Leah Lane.
A dark-haired girl with largish breasts and a large butterfly tattoo off-centre on her stomach wearing pink lingere peels a banana amd sucks on it, She's joined by the other girl, wearing blue lingere, who also has dark hair and larger breasts, as well as a tailbone tattoo. They move inside and take turns sucking on an orangy-coloured dildo. The girls take off their tops and we cut to Ms.Pink screwing Ms.Blue doggystyle with the transparent strap-on from earlier. Ms.Blue's breasts have some unfortunate implant puckering from this angle. Some good-looking cowgirl, P2M and more cowgirl. Cut to Ms.Blue wearing a black strap-on and doing Ms.Pink missionary, though it doesn't last long before Ms.Pink has an orgasm, they kiss, and we're out.
I liked both girls ok, Yoshi didn't. The scene was okay, though nothing outstanding.
Solo Slumber Interrupted - Aspen Winers, Joey.
Brunette girl gets takes off her top and skirt, and puts on a little bra and panties combo, and goes to "sleep" on top of the bed, on top of the covers. Blonde girl comes along and starts to fondle her, then begins to lick her out. Both girls look attractive in that "RLD fodder young girl look. Next brunette girl starts to give head to the dildo, um. great. More head to the strap on, which just looks retarded. Change to doggy with the blonde weilding the purple plastic, cowgirl, then Brunette suddenly has the strap-on on, and is doing the blonde in missionary. More pointless oral, then doggy again. it ends soon.
This was just boring and mechanical by-the-numbers, with poinless blowjobs to a piece of plastic.
Kirsten Price, Sandra Shine.
Again no proper or even implied ID, so we'll again go with Brunette and Blonde as our names. Blonde sits in a recliner couch and masturbates, while brunette (who looks very nice) stands and masturbates. Brunette moves to the couch and eventually they start to kiss and fondle. Brunette has a left shoulderblade tattoo which we notice as she backs her butt into Blonde's face for eating. They walk over to another couch, Brunette lays back and we see Blonde giving her some head, suddenly, blonde is wearing a black strap-on, and is pumping away in the missionary position. The scene looks good, but blonde doesn't seem to know how to use a dick, but perhaps that's because of the "open space" nature of porn shot blocking. Once again Luger shows us he has no idea, as brunette sucks on the dildo a bit, but at least the girls quickly go back to missionary. Some positional variety would be nice to see though...
Next up we have doggy, and I see that Blonde has a circle/sunburst tattoo on her tailbone, as well as something on her right shoulderblade. We also see that the black dildo in question looks hard as a rock and has uncomfortable looking veins on it. Blonde mounts brunette's chest and put the dildo in her mouth, almost like it was to be a facial, right down to the lovingly slow oral on it.. Cut to Blonde riding Brunette's dark blue strap-on, cowgirl. Followed by P2M and more pretend blowjobs on plastic. More cowgirl, then suddenly Brunette has the black dildo from earlier and is screwing Blonde with it.. mm continuity. But then, it's over.
Both these girls looked quite attractive, and I'd like to see them in either b/g scenes or even in a g/g scene directed by someone with a clue
in what they were doing in the genre.
Well, the whole video is reasonably well-lit and competently-shot. Though I keep reading about how David Luger is such a talented director,
this disc was nothing but passionless, mechanical and formulaic, and overall it was frankly boring. While this was our first strap-on themed
disc, both of us enjoy watching well-done g/g, but this was not it. If you like to see women sucking on plastic dicks, this disc is for you. If you
want to see a g/g strap-on themed dvd with passionate sex, then you'll have to keep looking...