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Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody

Studio: Vivid
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Rosco Fuji's ratings for Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody:
Overall Rating 5 stars
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody overall rating 5 stars
Female Looks Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody Sex rating 5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody Plot/Acting rating 4.5 stars
Extras Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody DVD Extras rating 5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody A/V Quality rating 5 stars
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Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  3/29/2012
There are porn parodies and then there are porn parodies, and with Vivid’s Star Wars XXX, this is definitely the latter. Vivid and Axel Braun have definitely hit the mother lode here as there were a total of 6 Star Wars movies to parody. Given that this will be a major hit and award winner next year, it’s only a matter of time before the next installment comes out. Also given that this is porn, and Darth Vader and Luke have already enjoyed Leia’s intergalactic cash and prizes by the end of this installment, one can only wonder how they are going to handle the incest aspect of the series of events in later installments. This release grabs you from the get go with a very attractive package containing 2 disks jam packed with material. This is no 2 day wonder feature thrown together over the weekend. One need only to look at the attention to detail, the casting, the costuming, and the story line, which by the way runs fairly close to the original, to know that this must have been a labor of love for all the parties involved. Throw in some porn humor such as a drunken instead of an all knowing Obi Wan played by porn fossil Tom Byron, and the incorrigible Chi Chi LaRue as C3PO and you know it doesn’t take itself too seriously. I’m sure the sight of Chewbacca tag teaming a couple of a sexy Storm Troopers probably elicited a head shake or two from George Lucas somewhere in California, but since George has more money than god from the Star Wars franchise and related merchandising, he probably didn’t lose too much sleep over it. One thing also to note is this really must have created a buzz in the porn valley as there are 30 porn performers in non sex roles compared to only 8 sex roles. I guess the feeling amongst the veterans was; “I’m going to be in this release come hell or high water regardless of whether I’m fucking or not!”

Extras: There’s a lengthy and cool “Behind the Scenes” featurette, as well as a similarly lengthy and cool “Auditions” reel. There’s also a “Non-Sex Version” to be watched and a “Photo Gallery” that puts forth a slideshow of “pretty-girl” shots and stills from the production. Finally, one finds a choice of four “Previews” and a “Vivid Extras” option that plays through the standard Vivid-based advertisements.

Onto the sex:

Scene 1. Allie Haze and Lexington Steele play Leia and Vader respectfully. After Leia is captured, she’s confined to a jail cell where she uses her mouth to work over Vader’s black light saber. Leia’s definitely an expert in the ways of blow jobbing as she provides plenty of spit action, gagging, and deepthroating, before Vader blasts off onto her face and mouth. Leia licks up the excess Darth Dew off of her hand.

Scene 2. Jennifer White and Tom Byron are up next as Byron plays Obi Wan and Jennifer as a desert foraging Tusken Raider. After saving Luke, Obi Wan uses the power of The Force to vag and analize the young raider up against Luke’s hover craft. Jennifer receives the full extent of The Force all over her pretty face.

Scene 3. Aiden Ashley and Kimberly Kane play a couple of cantina coozes who decide to work each other over in a very nice vegetarian scene. This scene really shows the attention to detail regarding props and costumes. Very nice, very nice indeed.

Scene 4. Gia DiMarco, Rihanna Rimes, Danny Wylde, and Derrick Pierce are up next in a 4 way romp that crosses species for the first time in the release. The guys mix and match on the girls before each guy strokes it off onto the girl’s space breasts.

Scene 5. Brandy Aniston, Eve Laurence, and Hef Pounder take things to the next level as opposite side of good versus evil mix it up with Chewy taking on a couple of sexy Storm Troopers. Chewy gets double teamed for some double blow jobbing that ends with cummy kisses by the girls but not before we have some front and back door action by the girls. Brandy serves up her back door to Chewy while also providing a little A2M. This FMF is very hot and it’s nice to see Chewy getting a little action on his own instead of playing sidekick only to Solo.

Scene 6. Allie Haze, Rocco Reed, and Seth Gamble close Episode IV out with a MFM that has Skywalker and Solo spit roasting Leia as a celebration for Luke destroying the Death Star. Short of anal, the guys run through all the combinations on Leia as she takes both guys space seed onto her face and mouth. One has to wonder how this will affect the plot line further down the road when it’s revealed that Luke and Leia are related. Only time will tell.

Pluses: Everything from the girls, the sex, the story line, the attention to detail, the casting, the production values, etc etc etc.

Minuses: C3PO and R2D2 didn’t bump uglies.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 3 not here this time around.

Is it worth it? Completely and completely. This is a must have and is well worth picking up an extra couple to give as a present to friends. Even if they aren’t hard core porniphiles, they’ll appreciate this.



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