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Overall Rating 5 stars
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody overall rating 5 stars
Female Looks Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody Male looks rating 4.5 stars
Sex Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody Sex rating 4.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody Plot/Acting rating 5 stars
Extras Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody DVD Extras rating 4.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody A/V Quality rating 5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/6/2012

Running Time: 151 min.

Production Date: 5 / 16 / 2011 thru 6 / 3 / 2011

Director: Axel Braun

Cast: Aiden Ashley, Allie Haze, Brandy Aniston, Eve Laurence, Gia DiMarco, Jennifer White, Kimberly Kane, Rihanna Rimes, Danny Wylde, Derrick Pierce, Dick Chibbles, Lexington Steele, Rocco Reed, Seth Gamble, and Tom Byron in sexual roles with Jennifer Dark, Kylie Ireland, Lily Cade, Lizzy London, Rylie Richman, Brian Street Team, Eli Cross, Chi Chi LaRue, Kris Slater, Kyle Stone, Marcus London, Nick Danger, Peter O'Tool, Ryan Driller Shylar Cobi, Tommy Gunn, Tommy Pistol, and more in non-sex roles

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are excellent. The audio is as clear and well balanced as you'd expect in a mainstream movie. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and also looks as good as you'd expect from a mainstream release with a steady hand on the camera, a clear picture, and great lighting.

The Movie: I'm not sure how anyone reading this has not heard of Star Wars, so here you get Axel Braun lampooning the sci-fi classic with Seth Gamble as Luke Skywalker, Rocco Reed as Han Solo, Lexington Steele as Darth Vader, Tom Byron as Obi-Wan, Dick Chibbles as Chewbacca, and perhaps most importantly, the lovely Allie Haze taking on the stroke fodder of geeks everywhere as Princess Leia.

Scene 1 – Allie Haze and Lexington Steele

Cute brunette Allie gives Vader a show putting aside her white panties to play with her pussy as well as pulling up her top to play with her tits. After a bit she demands cock as well, so out comes a big black bone for her to suck and stroke. Allie tries valiantly several times to take it down her throat without results, but gives Lex plenty of great eyes, spit, and stroking as she works him over orally. Finally Allie takes his seed over her face.



Scene 2 – Jennifer White and Tom Byron

Tom gets busy with sandperson Jennifer when he stumbles upon them in a canyon. He kisses her and plays with her pussy as she leans back against Luke's land speeder before moving down to eat her bald beaver. Tom also mixes in a little ass eating before fucking Jennifer's cunt missionary style, and then moves on to tap her ass missionary style. Jennifer gets up for a reverse cowgirl rectal reaming before finally taking Tom's testicular treats over her pretty face.



Scene 3 – Aiden Ashley and Kimberly Kane

Longhaired brunettes Aiden and Kimberly get busy at a table in the cantina. Kimberly lays Aiden back and pulls her panties aside to lick and play with her bald pussy before moving up to suck her tits. Aiden helps Kimberly strip down and plays with her a little as well with the girls working each other over back and forth. Aiden lays back for Kimberly to eat her and then works Kimberly over from behind as well as below. Naturally Kimberly turns it into a bit of sixty-nining and as they finish things with a kiss the action moves to another table with some action going on.



Scene 4 – Gia DiMarco, Rihanna Rimes, Danny Wylde, and Derrick Pierce

Rihanna sucks Danny's cock as Gia gobbles away on devilish Derrick elsewhere in the cantina. Derrick quickly moves on to take Gia from behind as Rihanna lays back for a little missionary work with Danny and then rolls over for some doggie fucking. The “girls” move on to ride the guys in the cowgirls before trading partners and going right back to the cowgirls with a little oral mixed in. The girls get on all fours and kiss a little as the “guys” take them from behind. Finally the girls get down to take a nice pop form each of the guys on their tits.



Scene 5 – Brandy Aniston, Eve Laurence, and Dick Chibbles

Storm troopers Brandy and Eve quickly start stripping down to take care of business when they find Chewie stroking it on the Falcon. They eagerly team up to suck and stroke his cock as well as playing with each other a little. Dick fucks Brandy's ass from behind before she happily turns around to suck him clean and then gets up to impale her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style as Eve watches and plays with her. Brandy also lets him fuck her ass as she lays on her side before giving Eve a turn to have her pussy fucked in the cowgirls and doggie. Finally Dick lets the girls share an impressive facial.



Scene 6 – Allie Haze, Rocco Reed, and Seth Gamble

Finally, Allie, Seth, and Rocco celebrate in true porno fashion. Allie kisses her way between the guys as they grope their way around her and help her strip down before she starts sucking and stroking Seth while Rocco fucks her from behind. Allie moves on to ride Seth reverse cowgirl style and let him spoon her as she sucks Rocco before letting the guys trade places so she can ride Rocco cowgirl style and get in a little missionary work. Rocco goes back to taking Allie from behind before she sucks and strokes her way between the guys to a nice pop from each of them over her appreciative tongue.



Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody is a very ambitious adult release that's quite possibly Axel Braun's best parody and which was well worth the long wait. Everything about this release works great, to the point that I think it's going to be equally enjoyable for those who love Star Wars as those who hate it. It's obvious that Axel Braun and Mark Logan were having a lot of fun writing the script for this one, and the cast looks to be having just as much fun working with it. Seth Gamble is a riot as naive farmboy Luke and Rocco Reed is just as fun as Han Solo. I'm not sure you could find somebody more perfect than Allie Haze to play Princess Lei and there's some great humor with Chi Chi LaRue as C3PO and Lexington Steele as Darth Vader. As enjoyable as all of them are, it's Tom Byron as Obi-Wan who really made it work for me, as he managed to channel Sir Alec's performance from the original magnificently well while also infusing virtually every moment with a great comic line, gesture, or expression. Star Wars XXX is one of the best executed adult parodies I think I've ever seen.

As for the sex, it's also more than solid. There's no shortage of costumes through the action, and it can't have been easy for the cast to work around them. From the prosthetics of Rihanna Rimes and Derrick Pierce to Dick Chibbles' Wookie outfit, there's plenty of challenges to not just keep chemistry in the scenes but to capture it well. Both are done quite well here, but of course it's Allie Haze's scenes that really shine. She does a great job in her opening oral scene with Lexington Steele and just as good of a job taking on Rocco and Seth to close the movie. Tom Byron's anal scene with Jennifer White is also hot and well done, and Kimberly Kane and Aiden Ashley turn out a nice lesbo romp in the cantina. I'll readily admit that I wasn't sure how Axel Braun was going to fit all the sex into this parody, but he does it very well.

Finally there's the special effects and art direction. With the care Axel Braun puts into his movies it should come as no surprise that they're nicely done. Yes, they're a little cheesy at times due to the computer generation, but I can't help but think that if Lucas were releasing Star Wars for the first time (rather than releasing something like the twentieth “new” version of it) the effects wouldn't be too much different than what you get here. There's some very nice special effects sequences through the movie, and the art direction is every bit as solid with sets that look very close to the originals. Whether you love Star Wars or hate it, Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody is well worth picking up and easily a title to keep an eye on come award season.

The Extras: Although there are no extras on the first DVD, a second DVD is loaded with extras. Trailers are included for Axel Braun's four other Vivid parodies. The photo gallery lasts almost three minutes and nicely is set to the cantina music. There's also a non-sex version of the movie lasting nearly an hour, behind the scenes featurettes, and commercials.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts a little over a half hour. After an introduction from Shylar Cobi, the camera wanders around chatting with the cast about their role and Star Wars in general. There's some some nice time chatting with Allie, Rocco, Seth, and Tom as well as Dick Chibbles as Chewbacca and the rest of the cast fully made up. Axel Braun talks about the movie and cast, and the cast also gets a chance to talk about working with Axel and his attention to detail. Through it all there's plenty of shots of the movie being shot as well as chatting about the art direction, makeup, and the challenges both provided. Shylar Cobi and Brian Street Team even share a few words. This is a nicely done behind the scenes featurette. You get a good feeling about how huge a production this was along with some nice personality from the stars and some decent eye candy. This is a very good addition to the DVD.

The auditions featurette lasts nearly a half hour. Aiden Ashley, Ashlynn Leigh, Chad Diamond, Ryan McLane, and Kristina Rose, who adds a few extra comments about Star Wars read for various roles. You also get well known faces such as Dale DaBone, Seth Gamble, Juelz Ventura, Allie Haze, Michael Vegas, Raven Alexis, Andy San Dimas, Alec Knight, Misty Stone, James Bartholet, and Rocco as well as lesser known faces such as Jeremy Steele, Tucker Slain, Jennifer Sloane, Patrick J. Knight (no relation), and Chase Stylez. This is a decent featurette. You get plenty of faces reading a few familiar lines as well as a few laughs, but it would have been nice to see the actual cast from the movie reading for the roles they earned. This is a nice addition to the overall release.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: Buy it.

Note to Axel Braun Productions / Vivid Pictures: Thank you for the amazing care you keep putting into your parodies.

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