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Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody

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fu_q's ratings for Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody:
Overall Rating 5 stars
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody overall rating 5 stars
Female Looks Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody Male looks rating 4 stars
Sex Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody Sex rating 4.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody Plot/Acting rating 5 stars
Extras Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody DVD Extras rating 4.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody A/V Quality rating 5 stars
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Reviewed by fu_q  on  3/3/2012
Review:
Axel Braun strikes geek gold in his new flick, “Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody”, a top-notch production from Vivid that parodies the classic sci-fi epic of a similar title. Given the generation-defining nature of its source material, Mr. Braun has a lot to live up to with this one and, in all honesty, is taking something of a risk. Fortunately for everyone involved (including the viewer), he succeeds with flying colors…and what results is a stellar production that is true to the theme and storyline of the original, as well as being funny, clever, and sexy all at the same time. Indeed, this release will no doubt fuel the spank-time fantasies of both the dedicated and casual Star Wars fan-boys alike. Yes…it’s that good.

The plot follows the storyline of the “first” (release-wise, “Episode IV” in the series) movie from the late-70’s and features super-awesome Vivid Girl Allie Haze as Princess Leia, Seth Gamble as the bright-eyed Luke Skywalker, and Rocco Reed as cocky (and cocksure) “fly-boy” Han Solo. While keeping well with the original, this production also throws in its own unique blend of comedy and twists. From a drunken and pervy Obi Wan Kenobi (Tom Byron) to an outrageously flamboyant C-3PO (voiced by Chi Chi LaRue), this one has more than enough comical elements to tickle your funny bone. And, with Allie Haze in Leia’s white robes—along with a super-attractive female cast in a variety of costumes reminiscent of the movies—there’s plenty to tickle your “other” bone, as well.

In terms of the sex, Scene One features Allie Haze (Leia) and Lexington Steele (Darth Vader) in Allie’s cell, after her ship’s been captured by the Empire. This one’s a blowjob sequence that involves some sexy oral work by Allie (spit, gagging, throating) before she jerks and sucks Lex to a pop on her face and mouth. She then follows this all up by licking some of his cum off of her hand. This is excellent material. In Scene Two, Tom Byron (Obi Wan) takes on Jennifer White (a female Tusken Raider) in the Tatooine desert after saving Seth Gamble (Luke). Tom gets Jennifer out of her robes by putting a Jedi mind trick to good use and then takes her vaginally and anally on / around the land speeder (cool prop, by the way). The lead-in material for this exceptional segment is super-hot, as is the sex that ensues…and the festivities finish off with a facial for Ms. White—sexy!

Scene Three involves an intense girl-girl romp at the Cantina on Tatooine between the Toonika Sisters, played by Kimberly Kane and Aiden Ashley. The setting for this sequence is awesome, as are the costumes that Kimberly and Aiden are wearing. The ladies make good use of their fingers and tongues before this excellent tryst closes out—hot stuff! Scene Four also takes place at the Cantina and features Gia DiMarco (in a shear, white outfit), Rihanna Rimes (as a Twi’Lek female), Danny Wylde (as a patron), and Derrick Pierce (as a horned alien). The guys put the ladies through multiple super-sexy vaginal positions, and they both get a crack at each of them before this steamy encounter is capped off with Danny popping on Gia’s breasts and face (a bit)…and Derrick doing the same for Rihanna—nice!

In Scene Five, Brandy Aniston and Eve Laurence play the parts of Storm Troopers—much better choices than the clones from the original movies—as they take on Hef Pounder as Chewbacca. Taking place on the Millennium Falcon, Chewie (Hef)—in full costume and makeup—gets it on with the two ladies as though the very survival of his species depends upon it. He pounds them in a variety of sexy positions—both vaginal (Eve) and anal (Brandy)—prior to the women jerking and sucking him to a pop for a double-facial. Featuring some ass-to-mouth by Brandy and also some cummy-kissing by the two actresses at the end of the sequence, it’s no doubt that this one is an exceptional romp. Scene Six is the grand finale and takes the form of a celebratory fuck between Allie (Leia), Rocco Reed (Han Solo), and Seth Gamble (Luke Skywalker). This one occurs after the Death Star has been destroyed, and—incestuous overtones aside (much like in two of the other prior scenes)—it features some hot oral / vaginal combos, as Ms. Haze takes on both of the guys in multiple positions. The double-blowjob work (spit and some gagging) is also super-hot, and this exceptional segment is capped off by Allie jerking Rocco to a pop on her face and mouth and then Seth delivering a facial. This is an awesome way of ending an awesome movie.

In terms of extras, there’s a lengthy and cool “Behind the Scenes” featurette, as well as a similarly lengthy and cool “Auditions” reel. There’s also a “Non-Sex Version” to be watched and a “Photo Gallery” that puts forth a slideshow of “pretty-girl” shots and stills from the production. Finally, one finds a choice of four “Previews” and a “Vivid Extras” option that plays through the standard Vivid-based advertisements.

It should also be noted that painstaking attention to detail has been paid to just about every aspect of this film. The sets are excellent, as are the props, the costumes, the effects (for adult fare), and the acting. Further, the subject matter is handled well, and the production values are top-notch. There is a website watermark in the lower-right corner of the screen, but it isn’t really noticeable…and the advertisements (can be skipped) play upon inserting the second disc but not the main, first disc.

In all, this is a fantastic release that will leave even the most jaded of Star Wars fans drooling and that should live up to their lofty, geek-based fantasies. Even for the more occasional fan (i.e. a person who has seen the originals but isn’t obsessive about them), there is a lot here…particularly when one looks at the fact that Allie Haze is in the cast. It’s impossible not to recommend this. Check it out. It’s more than worthy.


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