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Squirts Illustrated

Studio: VCA
Category:  Squirting
Directed by:
Starring: , , , , , , , ,
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spookcentral's ratings for Squirts Illustrated:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Squirts Illustrated overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Squirts Illustrated Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Squirts Illustrated Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Squirts Illustrated Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Squirts Illustrated Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Squirts Illustrated DVD Extras rating 5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Squirts Illustrated A/V Quality rating 3 stars
Worth$15.00
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Reviewed by spookcentral  on  3/11/2009

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As if the title wasn't a dead giveaway, this is a movie featuring gals who gush (or squirt, ejaculate, or what ever you want to call it). If that interests you, continue on; if not, turn away now.

Video Info: The main movie runs 2 hrs 0 min 41 sec (120:41) over 45 chapters. The movie is presented in a 16:9 widescreen aspect ratio, while the menus are presented in a 4:3 aspect ratio. The layer change is at the start of chapter 26 (80:05). The "date of production" is 4/18/2007.


Scene Index


Scene #1
Stars: Bianca Dagger and Jay Lassiter
Length: 32:02 (1:14-33:16)
Chapters: 2-11
Condoms: No

Scene #2
Stars: Desire Moore and Nico Stallone
Length: 24:00 (33:16-57:16)
Chapters: 12-18
Condoms: No

Scene #3
Stars: Gwen Diamond and Jay Lassiter
Length: 22:49 (57:16-80:05)
Chapters: 19-25
Condoms: No

Scene #4
Stars: Jamie Tyler and Johnny Sins
Length: 20:56 (80:05-101:01)
Chapters: 26-35
Condoms: No

Scene #5
Stars: Katrina Angel and Mikey Butders
Length: 18:21 (101:01-119:22)
Chapters: 36-43
Condoms: No
During the end credits there's a brief interview with Gwen Diamond talking about how much she gushed, what it is, and where it came from. Gwen is the cutie with the pierced tongue from scene #3. She's also the gal you see on the DVD cover and main menu and is worth the price of admission alone.


## Bonus Features ##

There are two chapter/scene selection menus: Chapters and Star Index. Chapters goes to the beginning of each scene, Star Index is a more detailed scene breakdown which takes you to various points in a scene (intro, blowjob, sex, cumshot).

Behind The Scenes (26:44)
Self-explanatory. It's behind the scenes video from the movie, in 16:9 widescreen.

Slide Show (5:51)
There are 59 still photos with music, with each photo getting its own chapter. Most of the photos are on screen for about 6-7 seconds each. The images are shown full-screen in a 4:3 ratio.

VCA Trailers
Can be viewed individually or back-to-back via Play All (6:49): 18 & Easy 10 (2007), Fetish Factory 2 (2007), Letters To An Angel (2007), and Soccer Moms (2007).

Hustler Trailers
Can be viewed individually or back-to-back via Play All (6:47): Adventure Sex 4 (2007), Barely Legal 70 (2007), Barely Legal Corrupted 8 (2007), Campus Confessions 11 (2007), and The DaVinci Load 2: Angels & Semen (2007).

Sex Talk (0:59)
Two phone sex ads.

Internet: VCA Trailer (0:15)
A short ad for the VCADVD.com website, preceeded by a text menu screen promoting the VCAPictures.com website.

Bonus Movie (143:28)
When you open up the case you should notice that there are TWO discs inside. On the first DVD is the main movie, Squirts Illustrated; on the second DVD is an incredible bonus feature: a second feature-length movie: Edge Play (2001). This movie runs almost two and a half hours long, so that's quite a bonus itself; but on top of that it also includes a few bonus features of its own.

  • The most notable is an Image Gallery (1:32) featuring 16 still photos with music, with each photo getting its own chapter. Most of the photos are on screen for about 6-7 seconds each. The rest of the bonus features are the usual trailers and advertisements:
  • VCA Trailers - Can be viewed individually or back-to-back via Play All (4:38): 18 & Easy 8 (2007), MILF Shakes (2007), and Brazilian Anal Girls (2007).
  • Hustler Trailers - Can be viewed individually or back-to-back via Play All (7:25): InTERActive (2007), Milk My Ass (2007), Asian Fever Sex Objects 2 (2006), Barely Legal School Girls 3 (2007), and Booty Tales 2 (2007).
  • Sex Talk (0:59) - Two phone sex ads (same as on the Squirts Illustrated disc).
  • Internet: VCA Trailer (0:15) - A short ad for the VCADVD.com website (same as on the Squirts Illustrated disc).


I was very impressed with the quality of the production and the quality of the gushes. Each gal delivered quite an impressive load, and so did the guys for that matter. I'll especially make mention of Gwen Diamond only because she's so cute and this movie was my introduction to her. She made quite a nice first impression on me.

If there was one downside, it's that there aren't enough scenes. I wish they would have squeezed in one or two more. Then again, when you consider that they threw in an entire movie as a bonus feature, and the first scene in it contains a massive gushing shot, I can't really complain.



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