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Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/7/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 95 min.

Production Date: 4 / 6 / 2007

Director: Axel Braun

Cast: Emma Cummings, Evan Valentine, Jamie Tyler, Kandi Hart, Kylee King, Jay Lassiter, and an uncredited guy

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Although Axel's overall DVDs for Exquisite have been lacking, the movies have normally been pretty hot. I'm going into this one with a bit of hope.

Initial Reaction: It's pretty good.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a wide range of squirting

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants enough squirting to put out a twelve story blaze

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen. The video is a bit soft and the lighting is a bit uneven with some very bright areas that bleach out the colors.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu is okay, and works through a few stills with a little below average background animation. The chapter menu is extremely basic, and just lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number.

The Feature

Axel Braun and Jay Lassiter are back and ready to make women squirt. This time they're setting their sights on barely legal girls. As usual there's a bit of chatting to start out each scene and a laid back feeling to each scene.

Scene 1 – Emma Cummings, Evan Valentine, and Jay Lassiter

Axel starts out talking with bottle blonde Evan as she warms her feet by the fire talking about squirting as Jay kisses brunette Emma, who's in a cute little schoolgirl outfit, in a nearby chair. They chat a bit more with Jay sucking each girl's tits as they stroke his cock a little. The girls move down to team up on Jay's cock orally with Evan taking the lead before moving back so Jay can play with her pussy as Emma continues to work him over orally. Jay tries to move Evan over onto his cock, but she runs off to get some lube so he has Emma go back to sucking him. She returns and lets Jay spoon her as Emma works her mouth between them. Jay turns his fingers loose on each of the girls and works Emma to the first squirt before having her ride him reverse cowgirl style. She sucks him clean before watching from below as Jay fucks Evan from behind and has her ride him cowgirl style. Jay works on Evan a little more with his fingers and lets Emma suck them clean as well as adding in a little oral help so they can work Evan to a little squirt. He tries to get her to squirt again after fucking her missionary style without success, and then lets the girls work back and forth riding him in the cowgirls. Jay works Emma to another nice squirt before she decides they need to make him cum. They let Jay fuck Evan doggie style and Emma puts in a little more missionary work before he pops between their faces.

This is a pretty hot scene. There's great chemistry all around and a very nice sense of fun. Evan was pretty average to me, but Emma really showed a lot of potential. It took me a bit to warm to her as she has a habit of mugging the camera, but as the scene goes on you can see that she just loves sex and the camera mugging comes off as her trying to look at the camera to see if whoever's watching is enjoying it. She has plenty of great little smiles and always seems eager to lend a hand or mouth, and the more I saw of her the more my hope for her in the future grew. As for the squirting aspect, as usual with Axel Braun it's on the lighter side but there's a realistic feel to it that really works for me. This is a hot and nicely done opening scene.

Scene 2 – Jamie Tyler, Kylee King, Jay Lassiter, and Boyfriend du jour

Axel chats with the pair of heavily tattooed brunettes, with Kylee being the heavier tattooed ot he two with a fugly arm tattoo, while having them suck Boyfriend Du Jour's cock to give them something better to do with their mouths. They see who can make it deeper before Kylee hops up to ride BDJ cowgirl style before letting Jamie ride her man in both cowgirls as well as laying back for some missionary work with Kylee straddling her face. Kylee gets in a little more of the cowgirls and some missionary work as Jamie works herself to a squirt that Axel can't see due to the angle. Jay moves in to work Jamie over with his fingers and make her squirt as BDJ keeps fucking Kylee doggie style. The guys trade partners so Jay can make Kylee squirt with his fingers as BDJ fucks Jamie missionary and cowgirl style. Jay can't resist making Jamie squirt with his fingers again and splashes some up to her mouth so she can taste it. Finally Kylee straddles Jamie's face and lets boyfriend fuck her doggie style until he cums on her ass and Jamie's face, neck, and tits.

This scene has the same fun and laid back feeling I've come to expect from Axel Braun's squirting movies, and there's some good energy and chemistry all around. At the same time, this one didn't work quite as well for me as I didn't find either girl at all attractive. They seemed like they could be cute, but their tattoos were a complete turnoff for me and left me unable to get into this scene as well as the others. If you don't mind a lot of tattoos this should be a hot scene, but for me it didn't do anything.

Scene 3 – Kandi Hart and Jay Lassiter

Jay starts out the final scene spanking redheaded Kandi's ass as she lies in his lap wearing a pair of pink panties and a white top. He admires her bush and talks pasta with Axel as he eats her pussy before having Kandi suck his cock while he sits on the top of the chair. Jay has Kandi move over to ride him reverse cowgirl style before picking her up and fucking her. He lays her back and fingers her to a squirt before going back to fucking her missionary style and spooning her. Jay gets Kandi to squirt again and finishes things up stroking himself off on her chest.

This is a pretty average scene. Jay's nicely amusing here and well into the sex, and while Kandi gets into the sex nicely and squirts well she seems more than a little clueless. This is also a much shorter scene than the others which makes it feel a bit rushed, and it feels all the more noticeable with the movie barely lasting an hour and a half. This is an okay scene to finish the movie with, but that's about it.

Squirteens is a decent squirting movie. Although the squirting is far lighter here than in many other squirting releases, I can't help but enjoy Axel's squirting movies because they actually feel real rather than having girls who squirt so much that you'd be afraid of water damage if you lived in the apartment below theirs. I also really like how much focus Axel puts on chemistry and how he just seems to let the sex take the scene wherever it will go rather than giving it a heavy handed feeling that some directors employ. At the same time, the movie lost me a little by only having three scenes with the movie lasting just over ninety minutes. I can handle that if every scene is top notch, but here the middle scene completely lost me as the heavy tattooing of the girls did absolutely nothing for me. Although he does a great job here, there was a little part of me that was also put off a little by Jay Lassiter basically being the only guy in the movie. Yes, I know there's another guy in the second scene, but he just doesn't seem to count much since he couldn't make either girl squirt and he didn't even seem worthy to have an actual name. Axel does a very nice job keeping things loose and relaxed for Squirteens, but if you're only going to have three scenes with the movie lasting an hour and a half it better be tighter than a frog's pussy and this one's far from it.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts about eight and a half minutes with about three seconds per decent looking snapshot. Trailers are included for Red on Top Black in the Hole, Asian Brotha Lovers 5, Big White Bubble Butts 2, and Mature Brotha Lovers 5. There's also cumshot recaps.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, group, lesbian, and squirting

Raincoat Factor: Borderline extreme

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Exquisite's DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25 with a few stores offering them near the lower end. Aim low on this one. The sex and squirting is pretty average and the movie's a bit short. The technical aspects are okay, but there's no effort put into the extras. This is a very average DVD that could have used a bit more effort all around.

Note to Exquisite / Axel Braun: A little effort towards the extras would be nice. So would giving full credit all around rather than just crediting yourself and the girls.

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