Now K (Tom Jordan) is absofuckinglutely gorgeous, and I’m hoping to see him in action; but he’s all business. (The good news is that he and P get it on later in the film.) He informs Bonk that an American military group in Iraq has succumbed to an orgasmic death due to a lethal aphrodisiac. Bond is sent to Switzerland to talk to the only scientist who could manufacture such a product.
Amusingly a bit of yodeling indicates we are in Switzerland. The clerk at the hotel (Stefan Anderson) is an adorable longhaired beauty and so we cut to Bonk’s room where we find both naked on the bed kissing passionately and stretching one another’s foreskin. Each sucks the other, with Chris once again showing his proficiency in that art. He is also an expert rimmer—his tongue goes into the cutie’s butt hole like an anteater’s going into a termite mound. The surprise is when Chris lies on his back and lifts his legs for this sweet thing to fuck him. (Imagine fucking James Bond! How’s that for role-reversal?) Of course, turn-a-fuck’s fair play and so Bonk bonks the young dream.
Bonk arrives at the professor’s home and learns from his son (another extremely desirable young twink—Daniel Leger)) that the professor has been kidnapped by some Germans. Bonk consoles the son by corn-holing him in yet another hot scene.
Arriving in Germany Bonk encounters his U.S. counterpart, Dick Veiny, the man from DIK—Connor Axon.). Dick tells James that the villain behind the deadly aphrodisiac is a guy called Brownfinger. Dick and Jane…uh, Dick and James head to a bar where they give head to a long-dicked dancer (Chris Young). Dick swallows James’ dick as the young black dancer shoves his lengthy cock up Dick’s butt. A close-up shows James’ huge endowment making its triumphal entry into Dick’s ass. Dick then gets his turn to fuck James as James chows down on the dancer’s joy-pole. Fuck over, James is seen unloading a gallon of piss in the john. When he returns he finds his sexmate lying dead in a pool of cum—a victim of the deadly aphrodisiac.
When James arrives at Brownfinger's hangout he has a conversation with the young bartender Felix (Luca Valentino). Felix is a very cute blond who looks as though he has just come from a tryout for the road company of Cabaret. James asks Felix for something refreshing. “You want cock?” the helpful kid asks. What James really wants—silly boy—is information regarding Brownfinger. The kid denies all knowledge even though Brownfinger (Martin Konig) is at present in a sling down below getting a hand job from his other sex slave, Canis (James Alexander). As his doggy name suggests, Canis is wearing a leash and a spiky dog collar. (I assume then that Felix is his cat or pussy-boy.)
Brownfinger—whom James insists on calling Braunfinger to the other’s annoyance—sends Canis to pleasure Bonk. Bonk, it seems, does an even better job of pleasuring Canis in a scene that will rejuvenate even the most jaded viewer. Brownfinger also sends Felix to put the aphrodisiac in James’ drink, but the plot is discovered.
I’m not going to reveal the rest of the plot but I will tell you that James is captured by Brownfinger/Braunfinger and that there are several more fuck scenes—including a super-duper one with James, Canis, and Felix.
Chris Cooke is a star of the first magnitude: handsome, horny, and hung. Whether giving or receiving, his sexual virtuosity and versatility is amazing. Look for him to be snapped up by American studios. Meantime we can enjoy him in several Eurocreme Productions thanks to Hot House. Spyboy’s director Max Lincoln has created a film that is campy, fun and hot. Thanks to him, we now have to reevaluate British porn. Once, because of their laws, the Brits could only produce softcore materials. Then, when the laws were lessened, there was some B-grade (or less) hardcore stuff. But now, with this director and Eurocreme, it’s as good as anything the continent or the U.S. has to offer. I'm anxiously waiting to see more.
The extras section, in addition to giving us photoshoots of the scenes, features one of the most incredible things I’ve ever seen. It’s called “Canis Trick”. Following his scene with Chris, James Alexander slips a condom over his head to just below his nose. He then blows through his nose to inflate the condom to fantastic proportions. Uncanny!
SPYBOY is some of the most (and hottest) fun I’ve had in ages.
You’ve got to see this one!