Spunked: The Movie
One of the best porn parodies I have ever seen. Raincoaters should rent a second title to enjoy after this one.
I've never seen the TV show Punked, or any titles from 6969, so I don't know what to expect.
If I don't cum I never give a DVD more than four-stars. So Spunked got the highest rating possible given the fact that, well..., um..., you see....
Let's put it this way... if Katie Morgan had come and visited me during her scene, then I bet it would have gotten five stars!
Aurora Snow (F)
• Hillary Scott (F)
• Jada Fire (F)
• Eva Angelina (F)
• Penny Flame (F)
• Dru Berrymore (F)
• Katie Morgan (F)
• Vanessa Lane (F)
• Kaiya Lynn (F)
• Lexi Belle (F)
• Mikayla Mendez (F)
• Kelly Broox (F)
• Ginger Lea (F)
• Evan Stone (M)
• Steven St. Croix (M)
• Herschel Savage (M)
• Nick Manning (M)
• Dick Nasty (M)
• Ron Jeremy (M)
• Trent Soluri
• Marcos Leon (M) •
Penny Flame and Marcos Leon
Strip, cunnilingus, fingering, BJ, titfuck, missionary, doggie, spanking, Penny gets spunked.
Penny plays Lindsay Blohan who gets stopped by a metal detector, and after stripping has to get a "full cavity body search."
I was wondering why they never searched her anus for a concealed weapon, because I was absolutely certain she was hiding something in there. But at the end, we learn it was all a practical joke, and Lindsay gets spunked.
Aurora Snow, Ginger Lea, Kelly Broox, Lexi Belle, Steven St. Croix, and Trent Soluri
BJ, cunnilingus, RCG, face-sitting, standing, CG, missionary, doggie, strap-on, lots of spunk.
Aurora plays "Hairless Hilton." At first, I didn't understand why they called the pretty blonde "Hairless," but then she undressed, and well, I could show a picture, but it would violate ADT's image policy.
Lexi plays Hairless's friend "Cornhole Richie," I watched the whole scene, but she never got cornholed.
Even without any cornholing, the scene is hot. Ginger Lea does a great job of playing the perverted mother in a very horny family. She has great curves, and delivers her lines with ease, even with a big hard dick in her mouth.
This is my favorite scene in the movie. Both the comedy and the sex work.
Kaiya Lynn, Katie Morgan, and Steven St. Croix
Double BJ, titplay, kissing, face-sitting, RCG, CG, double doggie, RCG, both girls get spunked.
Katie and Kaiya play two actresses (Katheryn Hymen and Sandra Ho). The actresses in turn are playing doctors who treat Steven for a Viagra overdose by sucking and fucking him until he is relieved of his painful hard-on.
Katie and Steven do a great job on their lines, mixing sex and comedy well. Kaiya is almost as stiff as Steven's cock, so the scene doesn't work as well as the first two.
Hillary Scott, Evan Stone and Ron Jeremy.
Strip, BJ, missionary, doggie, anal (missionary), RCG, CG, standing doggie, spunked on face and pussy.
Hillary plays both Mary-Kate and Ashley Holesen, and the crew did a good job of handling the split screen shoot. The setting is dark, though, and I'm guessing this was done to cover and "discontinuity" in the background.
Hillary is hot, and she can act. She does a great job of reading her lines, whether she has a hard cock in her pussy, her ass, or even her mouth.
Eva Angelina, Mikayla, Vanessa Lane, Dru Barrymore and Nick Manning
Bondage, face-sitting, BJ, cunnilingus, 69, RCG, dildo, Nick and the girls all get spunked.
Throughout the movie, Nick is the narrator, and he gets to spunk all the girls. In this scene, the table gets turned.
The girls take turns fucking Nick, but before he spunks any of them, Dru Barrymore (who is playing Dumi Moore) enters stage left, and spunks him with a load of squirt juice. Later they meet in the parking lot, and Nick returns the favor.
All of the girls are hot, but my eyes were inevitably drawn to Eva Angelina, who looks especially spunk-worthy.
Jada Fire, Dick Nasty, and Herschel Savage
Strip, BJ, everyone gets spunked.
Herscel plays the President, (W), Dick plays, well Dick, his vice president, and Jada plays the Secretary of State, Cunny.
This is a short scene, but there is more fake cum than there were stockpiles of WMD's in all of Iraq.
This is an excellent porn parody, but it isn't for hardcore raincoaters. Still, I can see three contexts where it might be the perfect choice:
1) For giggles at a frat party, bachelor (or bachelorette) party, or any other small gathering,
2) To introduce a new friend to porn in a light-hearted manner,
3) To get yourself in the mood before finishing off with the airtight in E for Eva.
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