Running Time: 104 min.
Production Date: 10 / 19 / 2001
Director: Andre Madness
Cast: April Blossom, Aurora Snow, Chandler, Jenna Haze, Lola, Pat Myne, Alex Sanders, Lee Stone, Mickey G., and Jay Ashley
Initial Expectations: I havenít seen anything from this series yet, so Iím keeping an open mind about it.
Initial Reaction: Itís a lot of fun, but some of the girls are a little annoying.
Who Should Watch It : Raincoaters who think smart women with glasses are sexy and people looking for fun porn
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a large plot or who thinks women need to be degraded to be sexy
Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear, but a bit of it is slightly unbalanced. A small portion also sounds like it might have been dubbed. The video is much the same. The picture is clear and mostly free of shadows, but thereís a little bit of pixelation and grain here and there.
Menus: The main menu has some nice animation to give a good first impression, which appears to be standard for Kick Assí DVDs. The chapter menus are very nicely done, starting with a main chapter menu that lists the major chapters by the name of the starlet in them, and then going on to give a breakdown by sexual act. Itís a great way to do the chapter menus, especially for features that are basically all sex features, and shows a heck of a lot of care.
The Feature: Specs Appeal 3 keeps with the simple premise it began in earlier volumes. Girls with glasses are smart and very sexy. If you play your cards right, you just might bag one. Each scene takes on a different type of smart woman, and shows what moves you should and shouldnít make, as well as giving you a glimpse of the bliss you could experience if you do things right.
Chandler, a cute blonde with a few too many tattoos for my tastes, a bald pussy, natural tits, and a pair of wire rimmed glasses, starts things out showing how you can rock and roll with a seismologist with the help of Pat Myne. After demonstrating what to do, as well as what not to do, Chandler strips down, drops to her knees, and wraps her lips around Patís cock. He returns the oral warmup by giving her a mustache ride while she squeals and mentions a Higher Power by name repeatedly. Chandler continues to squeal in a manner that makes me think she might have been Gwen Summersí protege, as she fucks Pat reverse cowgirl style, and then turns around and lets him sneak in her back door. Chandler moves herself around so that it almost looks like sheís a contortionist before moving back on top to let fuck Patís cock with her ass in reverse cowgirl. She moves onto her back for Pat to fuck her ass next, and her voice went so high as Pat fucked her ass that I think of anybody watches this near a zoo, the dolphins are going to file a protest against Chandlerís squeals. Not because sheís insulting them in their language, but because her voice is too high for even them to tolerate. I couldnít help but start laughing near the end of the scene, just because of Chandlerís squeals. She gets into it nicely, finishes it with a facial , and even asks Pat to pull his cock out of her ass so she can suck it before the facisal, but the squealing ruins some of it for me. Iím sure Chandlerís fans will enjoy the scene, as will people who have no high range hearing before this scene, but anybody without their remote might find their loss of hearing due to Chandlerís squealing more than a little annoying.
Jenna Haze, sporting a pair of rose tinted glasses, demonstrates what moves you should, and shouldnít, make to make a master Chef hunger for you. After a little wining and dining, Jenna strips down for Alex Sanders, shows him what he can look forward to feasting on, and then takes her place on the kitchen counter. Alex makes her tits his first course, and then moves on to sample the appetizers between her legs. Not wanting to move things too fast, Jenna drops down to orally calibrate Alexís meat thermometer and spank it to make sure it can handle a little abuse without breaking. Jenna takes her place back on the counter as the main course, and lets Alex plunge his meat thermometer into her moist meat before flipping her over and trying again. Jenna finishes things off by sampling a large dose of Alexís creamy sauce, which she takes enthusiastically across her face and chest. Itís a hot scene that has some very good chemistry. Alex likes things a little on the rough side, and Jenna takes it all without missing a beat. Iím a little surprised Alex didnít get a piece of Jennaís rump roast, but itís still a very hot scene that works well despite only having two positions.
April Blossom, a cute redhead with a nice natural body, a pierced navel, a couple tattoos, and a bald beaver, and who looks about as comfortable in her suit and oval glasses as our last President with his wife, shows the proper, and improper techniques, to making a credit counselor pay off with good ole boy Lee Stone. She shows Lee her nice assets and then drops down to give his cock some nice interest. Lee fingers and tongues Aprilís twat to thank her, which she seems to enjoy quite a bit due to a few nicely realistic smiles. Lee starts investing in Aprilís pussy as she lays back and spreads her legs to for him, and then continues as she rolls over onto her front. April works Lee over in both cowgirl positions before she finishes things off taking Leeís deposit on her face and glasses. Unfortunately, she doesnít lick Leeís jizz off her glasses afterwards. Itís a very warm scene that felt a little odd since sometimes April seems very into it, and other times sheís appears to be just going through the motions.
Lola helms the penultimate scene, showing you how to get on the love boat with a travel agent with the help of Mickey G. As usual, after showing what not to do, as well as what to do, Lola gives Mickey a glimpse of his final destination as well as the other places he might visit. Of course, preparation is part of every successful trip, so Lola drops down to prepare Mickey as best she can with her mouth and both hands. Mickey moves Lola back onto her desk, where he returns the favor before sailing S. S. Skinboat into the port of Tunatown. Lola starts out on her back, turns over to let Mickey fuck her from behind, moves around to fuck him reverse cowgirl style, and finishes things up spooning before Mickey pulls out just in time and coats her pubes with his love lotion. As usual with Lola, itís a hot scene with a lot of energy. Thereís some good chemistry between her and Mickey, and the only complaint I have about the scene is that Lola is almost constantly playing with her clit. I donít have anything against her getting off during the scene, but sheís at it so much that if you didnít know what it looked like before, you wouldnít after the scene was done.
Finally Aurora Snow shows you how to make a veterinarian purr after taking in stray Jay Ashley. After training him a bit, Aurora takes him in back, gives him a little anatomy lesson, and then attacks his cock with a brightness in her eyes thatís rarely seen and which I had first mistaken as glare from her glasses. Aurora gives Jay some very nice oral attention before letting him lap at her pussy and ass as she smiles and writhes away. After being warmed up, Aurora turns around and lets Jay pound her pussy from behind while she chews on her glasses a little. Sadly, she doesnít do it much, but itís great to see one of the girls use her glasses as more than just a part of her costume. She moves on to let Jay fuck her ass reverse cowgirl style, and takes frequent breaks to sample the delicate taste of her ass, and then lays back in a chair for Jay to fuck her ass in a standing missionary. Jay finishes things off by blasting his ball butter into Auroraís gaping ass and then fucking it a little more. Surprisingly, itís a hot scene. Aurora hasnít impressed me too much in most of what Iíve seen her in, and normally looking like she preferred something other than sugar to powder her donuts. Here, however, she actually looked alive and into the sex. For quite a while I was actually avoiding Aurora due to most of what Iíd seen of her, but after the last couple performances Iíve seen from her, Iím now starting to see why she has such a following out there.
Specs Appeal 3 is another great addition to the series. The scenes all stand independently, and are all fun to watch. The girls are good looking, and unlike in most features, have natural bodies, which is a beautiful thing. They also seem to enjoy fucking, which makes the movie a lot more fun to watch. Jenna Haze, Lola, and Aurora Snow all turn in some great performances, but Chandler and April Blossom didnít impress me too much. My biggest complaint here would be the problem YogaGrrl raised in her excellent review of Specs Appeal 2, which was partially addressed here with Lola. A few women that are just a little older, mid to late twenties would be plenty, would be a lot better in some of the brainier roles. Chefs can be young, but normally seismologists and vets arenít looking like theyíre twenty years old. Yes, I realize itís make-believe land here, but sometimes just a touch of reality can make the fantasies all the better.
Extras: The blooper reels lasts about eight minutes and starts out with Lee Stone and April Blossom having a lot more fun with Leeís role, which is thankfully revisited throughout the featurette. The rest of the bloopers is mostly sexual bloopers, but thereís also a few flubbed lines and other laughs. Itís a hilarious blooper reel thatís well worth watching. Trailers are included for Grrl Power! 7, Chica Boom 10, Smokiní 2, Kung-Fu Girls, and Barefoot Confidential 15. The photo gallery lasts two minutes with about six seconds per nicely framed photo. Finally, thereís phone sex and web site commercials.
Themes: Straight, glasses, anal, rimming (male > female), spanking, and ass to mouth
Raincoat Factor: Very high
Overall: Currently, Specs Appeal can be found online for between about $19 and $28 with a few stores offering it for under $20. If youíre turned on by girls in glasses, this is a series for you. Itís a lot of fun, has some hot sex, and is nicely transferred. It also has some decent extras, with the blooper reel on this DVD being as enjoyable as the movie.
Note to Kick Ass Productions: Itís nice to see you putting DVDís potential to use with a very good transfer and some nice extras, as well as making a dang good movie. Other studios that have been putting out DVDs a lot longer should be embarrassed when they see the quality of product youíve put out in a lot shorter time period.
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