Running Time: 129 min.
Production Date: None given
Director: Mike Quasar
Cast: Brandy Aniston, Dani Jensen, Katie St. Ives, Samantha Ryan, Vicky Vixen, Alex Gonz, Anthony Rosano, John Strong, Tommy Pistol, and Will Powers
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is well balanced and crisp, to the point that you can hear the razor shaving the girls clean at the start of each scene. Needless to say, this left me more than a little impressed with the audio and did a nice job of bringing a better sense of reality to the scenes. Unfortunately you also get to hear the stars being given a little direction from behind the camera which tempered things a little. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very nice. It's well lit, crisp, and has a very steady hand on the camera.
The Movie: With Somebody Shave Me Mike Quasar and Zero Tolerance get their kink on a little bit. Each scene focuses on shaving with girls going from hairy to completely bald before getting some passionate loving from their man.
|Scene 1 – Samantha Ryan and Anthony Rosano|
Hot brunette Samantha starts out in a little pink bra and panties checking herself out in the bathroom mirror with some particular attention for her stubbly bush. She lathers herself up and takes her time shaving all around her pussy, and before she can shave off her bush Anthony arrives to take over. He moves in and lathers up her bush before shaving it off little by little and then lets Samantha bend over so he can shave all around her asshole. He cleans her up with a towel and gives her a kiss before letting her sit back on the edge of the bathtub so he can eat her freshly shaved slit. Samantha gives Anthony a passionate kiss before they magically move to a couch where she eagerly sucks and strokes his cock with a bit of throat action mixed in as well as some nice sixty-nining. Anthony eats Samantha's holes from behind a little before fucking her doggie style and pulling her hair. He lets her have a little more oral action before she rides him cowgirl style with a little ass play mixed in, and they work in a little more oral action for each other as they fuck missionary style. Finally Anthony pulls out to give Samantha a nice pop on her nice clean pussy.
|Scene 2 – Vicky Vixen and John Strong|
Busty dirty blonde MILF Vicky breaks out the shaving cream and lathers up her nether regions with a great natural smile. She goes to work on herself with a razor, and soon after John arrives ready to help clean her up down under. They work from top to bottom mowing Vicky's yard before heading south to clean up around her pussy and asshole with Vicky groping John a bit as he shaves her and then letting him clean her up with a towel. John plays with her pussy from behind and gives her a little more brief finger play as sits down before letting her mouth his manhood with a bit of face fucking worked in. They move to a couch where John mounts Vicky from behind with a few ass slaps mixed in before she sucks him clean and rides him reverse cowgirl style to show off her nice clean pussy. She turns around for a reverse cowgirl ride and sucks him clean before laying back for John to take her missionary style. Finally John lets go with a nice helping of man gravy over Vicky's pussy as she looks up at him with a great satisfied smile.
|Scene 3 – Brandy Aniston and Alex Gonz|
Busty tattooed brunette Brandy lotions up her loins standing in the shower before trimming her way around her bush and pussy. She wraps herself in a towel and walks out to join Alex on the couch who's more than glad to see her all shaved down below and gives her a kiss before moving down to lick and finger her freshly shaved snatch. He even has Brandy sit on his face so he can eat her before laying back and letting her suck and stroke his cock. Brandy gets up to ride Alex cowgirl style and urges him on as he spanks and plays with her nice round ass. She sucks him clean before turning around for the reverse cowgirl and Alex returns the favor eating her holes before fucking her missionary style. Finally Alex gives Brandy a nice burst of ball butter over her bald beaver.
|Scene 4 – Katie St. Ives and Will Powers|
Cute brunette Katie starts out in a light colored bra and panties before stripping off her panties and running her fingers through her bush before moistening it with a little water and lathering it up. She hands Will a razor and lays back to watch as he shaves her bush before taking the razor from him and doing a bit of the fine work herself as he watches. Will finishes trimming her up before wiping her clean with a towel and moving in to eat her. Will strips off his jeans to let Katie suck and stroke him while giving him some great eye contact before she gets up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. Katie drops down to eagerly suck and stroke Will a bit more before laying back on the couch for some missionary work. She gives Will a little more head before letting him take her doggie style, and finishes things with a small pop in her mouth that she swallows down after giving Will her best baby bird impression.
|Scene 5 – Dani Jensen and Tommy Pistol|
Hot redhead Dani starts the final scene in a baby blue bra and garter belt along with white lace topped black fishnets. She strips out of her stockings as Tommy watches from a nearby bed before he moves in to kiss her, rub the bottle of shaving cream around her pussy and then lathers her up while worshiping her body. He drops down to start shaving her as she stands before him, and they trade off on shaving duty with Tommy more than happy to watch and help clean off her razor. He wipes her clean as she stands before him before moving in to eat her holes and worship her ass from behind, and Dani joins him on the floor for a little more kissing before standing up and letting Tommy eat her a bit more. They move to the bed where he continues to eat her as she urges him on before Dani sucks his cock in return. Tommy lets Dani slide her freshly shaved pussy onto his cock for a reverse cowgirl ride before rolling her to the side to spoon. She plays with her pussy for him before having him take it missionary style with a little more pussy and ass eating mixed in as well as some foot fucking. Tommy continues to mix in some nice oral action for Dani as she gets on all fours for a doggie fuck before finishing her off back in missionary with a nice pop on her bald beaver.
Somebody Shave Me is one of the best fetish themed releases I've seen in a very long time. I love how the shaving is handled, both having it as romantic fun for the couples as well as mixing things up with it from scene to scene. So often releases like this have a very cookie cutter formula to the shaving, and although each scene starts with the shaving it's nicely mixed up with how the couples handle it before moving on with solid passionate sex. Samantha starts things out very well and does a great job with the tease and shaving before turning out a hot fuck and great chemistry with Anthony. Scenes like this show why it's great to have Samantha taking dick on camera again, and definitely leaves me looking forward to more from her. This is the first I've seen of Vicky, and she takes a solid dicking from John and looks to be having a great time from start to finish. Brandy is a girl whose look never does a lot for me, as she seems to like the surgeon's knife and artist's needle a bit much for my tastes, but at the same time I can say that she puts out a very solid scene. There's great chemistry between her and Alex here and she puts out some very nice energy and vocals. Katie looks as hot as ever, and for a girl who normally has a nice big bush it's great to see her in a shaving release like this. As usual she turns out a more than solid fuck and I really liked how she and Will traded off a bit shaving her. Finally there's Dani, who starts out looking more than hot in her lingerie and turns out a nicely playful and romantic shave with Tommy's help as well as some nicely passionate sex. If there's a complaint with the action the only one I can see is that the pops are almost all limited to the pussy, but with the shaving theme I kind of like how that worked. The only major complaint I can have is with some of the editing, as you get to hear Mike Quasar giving the stars a little direction two or three times through the movie. I'm definitely not used to that with how solid Mike Quasar normally is behind the camera, and hope he and Zero Tolerance clear that up soon. Even with that complaint, I can't help but highly recommend Somebody Shave Me for anybody with even the slightest shaving kink.
The Extras: The photo gallery lasts about seven and a half minutes. There's also trailers, a behind the scenes featurette, cumshot recaps, and commercials.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts about twenty one and a half minutes. Dani and Tommy start out having a few laughs about sex, cigarettes, and cancer before she shows off her bush and talks about her upcoming scene. She also chats a little after her scene and cleaning up with Tommy in the shower. Katie poses for stills and trims her bush a little as well as having a few laughs with Quaze about his camera and shooting some of the tease footage. Quaze also works with Samantha about her setup before Vicky chats about shaving and shows off her bushy pussy and trims it up. Brandy talks about her normal pubes and the upcoming scene before things come to a close with a little BTS footage as Vicky and John get busy. This is a pretty good behind the scenes featurette. You get some very nice personality from the stars, a bit of eye candy, and even a few chuckles with the Quaze.
Condom Usage: None
Final Thoughts: It's well worth picking up.
Note to Zero Tolerance: Your audio is getting a little sloppy lately and I hope we can not hear from behind the camera in the very near future!
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