Solo Over Forty: Volume 2
- Older damsels, masturbation
- 1999, Channel 69, 86 minutes
- Amber, Barbie, Danielle, Lauren, Morgan, Raquel, Rikki, Savannah, Shelby, Tia
- Notable Older Damsels: [2/6]
- Raquel, Tia, Shelby
- Anal Play: [0/6]
- Deep Oral Penetration: [0/6]
- Footsies: [0/6]
- Kissing: [0/6]
Purchase Recommendation: [2/6]
Overall Rating: [2/6]
This is a sequel to Solo Over Forty. Apparently filmed in 1998, but the haircuts suggest a date ten years prior, or at least some sort of Wellsian travel in time must have hapened for the women to look so outdated.
Essentially, nothing improved. Nothing at all! Some models, again, should never be selected. Some, two precisely, look like transvestites. Sure, had the video been labeled as such, we'd have been well informed, and have acted acordingly. Instead, we got a lemon. Next, the colors and camerawork are just bad as in the original volume. From deathly blue to shitty brown. Spots on the camera, handled by the way by a Hairy Cameraman Demon(TM), who once dares to film his watch, up close, as he checks up on a girl. Indeed, the worst part of this video is that the women are told what to do, and how long. Short etudes that do not even deserve a name. Only one woman actually masturbates, and she comes last in this video!
Unless you are a die-hard fan, buy a real amateur video featuring older women, and defect from this inferior series.
Episode 1: Raquel
This is a very bad video with respect to quality. I have said so in the preamble, and in my review of the pevious volume, this video unfortunately being no different. The colors are either dirty, or earthen, and the models, such as they are, do not present themselves in their full glory. Even in this respect this video does not deliver. Only a handful of women look sufficiently good. The first episode features Raquel, a damsel with a sexual potential, which is never being exploited in a tiny percent, let alone in full. Relatively lousy clothing does nothing to highlight her features. Worst of all, the Hairy Cameraman Demon(TM) keeps talking to her all the time, and she is talking back, and in effect remains dry. All Channel 69 films from the 90s suffer from this malady.
Episode 2: Tia
Now, this is one hot MILF. A very sexy woman in her forties; graceful, with full breasts, and an evil smile. She's playful, she even dances for us, and yet she retains the amateur aura of a woman who is standing before camera for the first time. And yet with such grace that she emanates, it's actually cute. Hip hop, and the panties are off. A question comes to mind though, why doesn't she ever let her bust dangle free? Certainly the full bosom deserves exposure. For about five seconds we see her bum, but that is it. Another woman left unexploited.. err.. that is, her potential left in a virgin state. The dreaded Hairy Cameraman Demon(TM) keeps talking, and the episode is brutally cut.
Episode 3: Danielle
Episode 4: Lauren
This pale plumper
stars in Lesbian Mature Women: Volume 4, paired with Raquel from this video's first episode. Nothing special, nothing average. Full of belows and beneaths said special, and said average. She's so dry that she actually pours water from the bottle to generate dew. Yikes.
Episode 5: Amber
A scary-looking mother. Brrr...
Episode 6: Rikki
Another woman from the Lesbian Mature Women series. Below average, fakey looking. At least she seems to be aware that a hand has more than one finger, which is good, but not enough.
Episode 7: Morgan
Episode 8: Savannah
Sweet plumper, but completely asexual. The boredom factor in this video is approaching the critical value...
Episode 9: Barbie
A leggy older woman, also a complete amateur. Yet she smiles all the time, and is often playful, but the final effect is that whilst she tries to appear slutty and inviting, she is being ridiculous, and you end up being sorry for the poor woman. A good bum though.
The worst thing is that in one moment you see a camareman's helper, a dressed woman, give a toy to the model, and then the model doesn;t quite know what to do with it. The assistant backs off, and we cry in shame on behalf of the director...
Episode 10: Shelby
At long last, a good-looking woman. Pity that the best scenes were cut off, or deleted, of which you are painfully aware. Before the horrible Hairy Cameraman Demon(TM) starts grabbing her bottoms, she smiles, she laughs, and she keeps beaming. Thank you for the smile which sweetened the bitter pill of this incredibly poor video. Nice teeth, too. No, I don't have a tooth fetish, what a thought. This is the first woman who actually masturbates in this video!!! No, it's nothing heartstopping, but after eighty minutes of nothing, a man can get surprised, right? So she does play, and she keeps playing, yet wouldn't you know, our friend, the Hairy Cameraman Demon(TM), absolutely had to grab her bottom, and insert whatever he had to insert. Boo, hiss!!!
MadameDVD Review, 29 October 2004