Hard Times Are Here To Stay by Patrick
Elegant Angel DVD / September 1999 / 110 Minutes
Starring: Jessika, Vivien, Krystal DeBoor, Olga, Claudia, Katy Parker, Patricie, and Julia Taylor
Synopsis: It's everyone's famous porn auteur, Brockton O'Toole introducing another installment of Sodomania 30.
Overall: This is quite an odd volume of Sodomania since only one scene actually has anal in it. Furthermore, there is one scene that is all shot in soft-core, which means no signs of dick and intercourse. Oddly enough, that soft-core scene is the best captured one I have seen.
DVD Quality: Again, the video quality is not great. There are pixelation problems, which still continue to lower Elegant Angel's score in this respect. Surprisingly, the audio is encoded at 256 kbps. Pretty good I must say.
Extras: What extras? Oh, you mean the crappy trailers and the terrible photo gallery.
LIKES: JESSIKA! I want to see more of her in the future in a full-fledged XXX movie.
DISLIKES: Women such as Patricie should stay out of porn. For future reference, Krystal DeBoor should always have a bra on to cover her sickly sagging breasts. It is already tough watching a scene starring her in the first place since she is not to pleasing to look at.
Brockton O'Toole introduces us to volume 30 wearing only a bath towel.
Neighborhood Watch starring Kate Moore and Jenny
Kate Moore is a Dutch lady who has just moved next door to the Hungarian Jenny. She invites Kate into her house where Kate observes a ring lying on the table. She steals it and acts like nothing has happened. Unfortunately, Jenny notices that she has stolen the ring. She gives her a suspicious look.
The plot feels like one of those Spanish dramas on Univision. Anyway, Jenny tries to stall until the detective arrives. The cop shows Kate his credentials and wants to check out the bag. He finds the ring in her Marlboro box. Jenny has a little secret of hers. She is a recreational drug user. The cop by sheer luck finds drugs in a porcelain miniature. Both ladies are guilty of something. They bribe him with sex. Kate More acts like a coquette and becomes more comfortable. She says that she has pain in her feet, so he massages her feet. Jenny undresses herself revealing a nice red bra. Kate poses the question if her ass is better looking than Jenny's breasts. By the time you know it, he has his face down Kate's body. Then, he penetrates Kate while she uses a pocket rocket on Jenny. Jenny takes his cock in her mouth and gives a no hands blowjob. She has to spread her mouth wide open to take it all in. Kate More takes the dick in her hand and then sucks on it. After riding Jenny, the cop pulls out and cums on Kate's back.
I Tease to Please starring Patricie
This lady looks too young to be in porn. Also, she looks too homely. This is a blowjob only scene where the male cums on her shoulder.
Soft Ties and Hard Restraints starring Jessika and Vivien
This is the scene that is filmed as a soft-core shot. Jessika is a hot redhead. I wish this weren't soft core since this is a very hot scene although there in penetration. Jessika has great breasts. The men massage their pussies through their panties. This is as hot "sex" can be without the intercourse. Jessica appears to have given her guy a blowjob but you cannot see it. Apparently, the same guy cannot keep his dick in his pants and probably begins to fuck Jessika. However, we will never know since the camera shoots the action as to not give hard evidence. It is great soft-core action!
Night Howls starring Krystal DeBoor
Krystal has saggy breasts. She looks better with a bra on. A guy is smoking outside and follows her when she leaves her flat. She tries to lose him. She is playing hard to get. After all, it's all role-playing. The sex scene is not very good so it is not worth mentioning.
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Siberia starring Olga
This pretty and all natural lady sucks Patrick's alter ego dick. Olga would even look better with makeup. Olga gives a sensual blowjob. She takes his dick in her mouth with great intensity. Apparently, Patrick likes to stick fingers up women's pussies. Then, he uses a pocket rocket to let the juices flow and to make the vagina red. Patrick fucks her until he cums.
The Beauties and the Beasts starring Katy Parker, Julia Taylor, and Claudia(Sylvia)
Patrick wants to show Americans how Hungarian women love to fuck for the sake of fucking. He points out one major difference between American porn stars and European porn stars. He argues that many American stars have silicone implants while Hungarian women's breasts are 100% homegrown. The women show off their nice assets and tits for us viewers. Then, the dog pile begins. There is a great view of Julia. the red head, in the reverse cowgirl position. Next, Julia takes a hard anal. In addition, Katy sucks that dick that just has been in Julia's ass. For a lady that has been 10+ movies, Julia Taylor still has a tight slit. Julia is not the only one that takes it up the ass as Katy does too. Finally, Katy jerks one guy off onto her tits and the other guy cums on Julia's.
Brockton O'Toole bids us farewell until the next installment of Sodomania. When he walks away from the camera, he exposes his fat, geezer bum to us! YUCK!
Parting Thoughts: It's a bad sign when the soft-core scene is the best in a XXX movie!