“Smokin’ Hot Teens 1” is an overall good film by Evan Seinfeld (of Biohazard and reality t.v. fame) and his Iron Cross production company. The focus of the DVD is, of course, barely legal-type actresses and their one-on-one encounters with Evan. All of the five scenes feature oral and vaginal sex, and they typically begin with an interview, some stripping, some posing, and / or some masturbating. The sequences range from good to excellent, with two falling in the former category (Scenes Two and Four), one falling in the latter category (Scene One), and two falling in between (Scenes Three and Five). The best of the bunch is Scene One, which features blonde actress, Kacey Jordan. Kacey really teases Evan a lot here and is so successful at it that she makes him pop prematurely (on her face and mouth) and then, after a cut, makes him come back for more. He eventually blows another load on her face and sunglasses, which she then licks off. The cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl work in this sequence is super-hot. Scene Two, which is good but not great, features Melissa Matthews. Here there is also some nice cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl action on Ms. Matthews’ part that is amongst the highlights, and there’s a facial pop-shot. In Scene Three, which is of the very good variety, it’s Jessica Valentino’s turn to ride the tattooed “rock star”. There is some sloppy oral sex that she administers to Evan in this one, which is complete with face-fucking, gagging, spitting, and deep-throating. This leads to Jessica exiting the scene, heading to the bathroom, and semi-vomiting. The gleam in Evan’s eyes as he tells the cameraman to follow her is, quite honestly, a bit disturbing. To her credit, Jessica comes back for more blowjob action after this and continues on with the scene. The sequence finishes up with Evan partially and accidentally popping and then immediately jerking to another ejaculation on Jessica’s face. Scene Four brings up Christine Alexis, who apparently is something of a bad-ass. The missionary-like and doggie-style positions here look good, and this solid scene ends in a facial cum-shot. The final scene (Scene Five; very good) features Mindy Main, who is vaguely reminiscent of Sasha Grey in her looks. The blowjob work in this one—which includes face-fucking, deep-throating, and semi-gagging—as well as the cowgirl action are hot. This segment also closes off with a pop-shot on Mindy’s face and mouth.
Some negatives should also be expounded upon here, as well. Evan’s scenes tend to be fairly formulaic—this being the second Iron Cross movie that I’ve seen. It’s not necessarily a bad formula, but it can get a bit trite at times. Further, he seems to like to do some odd things, like giving the girls cock “blind-folds” and “harmonicas”—in which he wraps his dick around either their eyes or from side-to-side through their mouths, respectively. To each his own, I suppose, but this just strikes me as odd when it happens (Scenes One and Two). If this is intended to be a shtick, I would recommend finding a new one. The rock n’ roll / punk theme is cool, but always having Evan as the male lead—particularly given his overabundance of tattoos—sometimes gets a bit stale, as well. One item that gets pretty bad in some instances here is the logo in the lower portions of the screen. At times, this is so large, it’s distracting. While some companies do this sort of thing in as unobtrusive a manner as possible, it can be pretty “in your face” here. People who fork over cash for a DVD aren’t going to be pleased with such a distraction.
In terms of bonus materials and other options, there is a “Photo Gallery”—which puts forth a slideshow of “pretty-girl” shots and stills from the production. There is a “Trailers” section featuring a choice of 12 previews, and there is a “Web” option that gives instructions for using the DVD on a computer and a list of sites. In the Main Menu, there is, of course, a “Chapters” selection—which serves as a standard scene selection mechanism. A BTS segment would be a nice addition for future volumes of this series.
Overall, this new Evan Seinfeld movie is solid. There are some attractive, young women (particularly Kacey Jordan), and there is some semi-shocking stuff (i.e., Jessica Valentino vomiting a bit). The actual sex ranges from good to excellent over the five scenes. While there are some distinct negatives, I still don’t mind recommending this DVD at the good level—making it a reasonable choice for a rental and a possible purchase for people looking for some of the specific items delineated in the paragraphs above.
Some Screen Caps from the Movie:
Kacey Jordan—Prior to Scene One.
Melissa Matthews—Showing off her assets (Scene Two).
Jessica Valentino—prior to her hard scene with Evan (Scene Three).
Christine Alexis—something of a bad-ass, as it turns out (Scene Four).
Mindy Main—vaguely reminiscent of Sasha Grey—at least in terms of her looks (Scene Five).
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