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Smokin' Hot Teens 1 (TeraVision)

Smokin' Hot Teens 1 (TeraVision)

Studio: Teravision
Category:  All Sex , Barely Legal
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Rosco Fuji's ratings for Smokin' Hot Teens 1 (TeraVision):
Overall Rating 1.5 stars
Smokin' Hot Teens 1 (TeraVision) overall rating 1.5 stars
Female Looks Smokin' Hot Teens 1 (TeraVision) Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Smokin' Hot Teens 1 (TeraVision) Mael looks rating 1/2 star
Sex Smokin' Hot Teens 1 (TeraVision) Sex rating 1.5 stars
Plot/Acting Smokin' Hot Teens 1 (TeraVision) Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Smokin' Hot Teens 1 (TeraVision) DVD Extras rating 1/2 star
Audio/Video Quality Smokin' Hot Teens 1 (TeraVision) A/V Quality rating 2.5 stars
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Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  11/10/2009
After checking out the cover of Smokin’ Hot Teens Volume 1 and noticing the tiny titted tarts of Christine Alexis and Kasey Jordan, I thought I had hit the mother lode. Nothing I like better than young skinny small titted girls of age doing porn; well, I would like it better if they were Asian, but I digress. What I didn’t notice and should have was the lower right hand corner picture of Mr. Tera Patrick. I know that Mr. Tera/Spyder/Evan is married to Tera and works with her in her scenes, but when does that translate into him being a porn stud worthy of his own release? It doesn’t and what we have here is a vanity project of such epic proportions that it becomes completely unwatchable. This release is 5 scenes and has a run time of just shy of 2 hours. Each scene is the same. We have a Biohazard/Spyder intro and then the girl moves into the frame for some Q & A. She gets naked and then a pasty white, bald, completely tatted up, small dicked Evan enters the frame. At this point IMHO, the scene is over with the visual of Mr. Tera and all his blue ink tats. I can tolerate him in a scene with Tera as she’s the star and nothing is going to get in the way of her shot. No such luck here as we're treated in Mr. Tera Tats in every shot. I literally fast forwarded to the end of each scene to watch the girl take a popshot in and around her mouth and again too much of Mr. Tera kills any possible heat. The extras portion of this are completely lacking of any substance. Get this only if you’re a fan of Mr. Tera Patrick.

Pluses: Really cute small titted blonds taking oral cum shots.

Minuses: Mr. Tera Patrick and his small weenie and tats are waaayyy too visible in this release.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 8 for excessive tatting of Mr. Tera.

Is it worth it? Only if you have the hots for Mr. Tera.

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