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Jake Blade's ratings for Smokin' Hot Asses 1:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Smokin' Hot Asses 1 overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Smokin' Hot Asses 1 Female looks rating 3 stars
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Audio/Video Quality Smokin' Hot Asses 1 A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by Jake Blade  on  3/17/2009
Evan Seinfeld, Syder Jonez, the Rockstar Pimp, and wife of Tera Patrick, has more names then a city phonebook and a career that involves television, music and now porn. As director and star of Smokiní Hot Asses 1, he has used artistic licence to assemble a tidy cast and then run his wedding tackle through all of them. Not a bad gig if you can get it and Seinfeld will definitely tell you he is living the dream, all you have to do is ask him.

Mackenzee Pierce
Miss Pierce is a 19 year old blonde bombshell with a curvaceous body that looks very cock worthy. After the introduction and inquisition from Seinfeld, she masturbates as part of the lead in to the real action, the cock of the Roockstar Pimp. Mackenzee enthusiastically takes the man meat in a range of positions from Seinfeldís repertoire, and she look very sexual in all of them. She swallows the cream to finish off and proves to be a great little fuck. The black and white slow motion replay of the money shot maybe a bit of overkill, but Seinfeld is not she when it comes to showing off the skills he has mastered on the workbench with Tera.

Nadia Nitro
This natural bodied brunette has a magnificent lean rig and a pair of nipples that resemble small marshmallows. She handles the cock adequately, without being over the top. The Rockstar Pimp tries his best to excite Nadia with a range of differing stroke lengths, pussy stabbing and some spanking, but overall the scene is average in terms of horn value. Maybe Nadia doesnít get turned on by Seinfeldís tattoos.

Jaclyn Case
Jaclyn is a student from Pennsylvania who has a neat body and a very impressive rack. She gives up her life story for Seinfeld and does a striptease to music before having her mouth and pussy filled with the Rockstar Pimpís cock. She is very eager when giving head with plenty of sloppy deep throat, always good to watch. Jaclyn is then molested on an armchair, appearing to fully enjoy the action and giving a great performance. She may not be a big name yet but Jaclyn Case could definitely have a decent career ahead of her. Again the moneyshot replays are run to finish the scene, just in case you missed the man cream the first time or your rewind button is broken.

Rachel Starr
Rachel Starr is a genuine sexual beauty with a body from heaven and an ass that would tempt any man to the dark side. After categorically stating during the Seinfeld questionnaire that she doesnít do anal or interracial, she strips to the music and gets ready for the tattooed wonder. Despite her preferences, she is one of the hottest things in the business. Her ass is phenomenal, and Seinfeld assaults her with the mutton dagger while using a chopper as the apparatus. Rachel cops a decent pounding without Seinfeld ever truly unleashing the beast, Starr looking awesome no matter what position she is in. Overall its not bad viewing with both performers giving it their best shot, and Seinfeld trying his best to cover Starrís face in cum, quite hilarious considering she stated in the opening she doesnít like bukkake.

Dakoda Brookes
Dakoda is a cute young nubile with quality ass meat and a neat box. After chatting on Seinfeldís knee she strips to the soundtrack before being orally introduced to the Rockstar Pimpís cock. For someone so young and inexperienced at the time of filming Dakoda performs like a winner, and it looks like she has fun when she fucks for the camera. Her oral skills are good, and she rides the bone actively as she is manhandled by Seinfeld. Again the Rockstar Pimp sprays the face of his co star, making sure he makes as big a mess as he can. Of course there is a replay of the happy ending on Dakodaís face.

In Closing
The obvious elephant in the room is Seinfeld. Like him or loathe him, the man is like a walking mural with his elaborate body art, and performing throughout he is the centre of attention. The interviews at the start of each scene give a good introduction to the girls and Seinfeld is definitely not shy when it comes to playing the host for the camera. The sex is fairly basic and well shot except for a few shadows, but the continual flashing of the RockstarPimp banner during many of the transitions and scene changes is repetitive. The good thing about the action is that Seinfeld changes positions quite regularly and the scenes only run around the twenty minute mark. The action is therefore easy to watch and the urge for the fast forward button virtually disappears. As far as extras go there is a good list of previews, and website info but little else. If you arenít a fan of Seinfeldís technique and self appreciating style then steer well clear. For those who like the manís rock and notoriety then you may get some decent stick material form the disc and RockstarPimp.com



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