|Slutwoman XXXposed by Patrick Collins
Elegant Angel / August 2002 / 90 Minutes
Starring: Michele Raven, Pavla, Sandra Kay, Suzie, Pamele Killmen, Nikki, Anastasia, and Dany
Synopsis: The latest reincarnation of Slutwoman is Michele Raven.
Overall: Michele Raven definitely has plenty of frequent fucker miles for Elegant Angel. She has been through the ringer in more ways than one that she deserves to take over the reigns from Alexandra Quinn. Time has fallen against Michele Raven's body. She would have been a great Slutwoman three or four years earlier if that were possible because now almost everything on her has been affected by gravity! Sandra Kay is the only bright spot in the movie! The movie was haphazardly done as you can tell because there is no attempt at consistent cast identification. It's very unusual since it's not their usual practice on features. Another sign was that without the two bonus masturbation sequences at the end, the feature length was only 71 minutes! That's a bad sign because I have never seen an Elegant Angel release that was less than the two hour standard! One explanation is that some footage was edited out because it was deemed too European (aka fisting, golden showers, etc.). Scene three provides some evidence because I think I heard her say something to him that would allude or hint at a golden shower scene.
DVD Quality: It's good.
Extras: It's weak.
LIKES: Sandra Kay
DISLIKES: Michelle Raven and Nikki. No clear cast identification!
The scene has everything you would expect from the willing pornstar. In fact, there are some aspects that I found completely disgusting like the large dildo up her ass and the four finger fingering of her ass. What I liked is the fellatio that she performed on her back. These slight positives diminish when you her annoying voice. She may not have the nicest ass, but there is something hypnotic when you see her cheeks ripple like waves when they pound her. The double anal penetration was not terribly exciting, but at least she receives nice loads.
She hoses herself with water and freshens up. Ding! Ding! It's round two! All that washing for nothing because the men make a mess out of her face after they thoroughly fuck her ass and double penetrate her!
Michelle Raven and Sandra Kay
It just so happens that Michelle Raven likes to mediate lover's spats along Czech train yards where she helps Sandra and her lover stop arguing. The threesome relieves tension and in starts with the oral! One thing that I have to admit is that Michelle Raven knows how to give old-fashioned sloppy deepthroat. He fucks both woman and probably the most interesting part is when a train nearby passes in the background while he is pumping away at them. Finally, the cum shot lands on Sandra's body.
Michelle Raven, Nikki, Anastasia, and Suzi
Mr. Nutsack who is prominently featured in earlier Elegant Angel extras can be as annoying as the "Dude you got a Dell" pitchman. Instead, in the opening psychedelic sequence, his strange dance and expressions make him closer aligned to Tom Green! Sadly, I had to say that the pre-sex sequence was better than the actual lesbian orgy.
Michele Raven, Pamela Killmen, and Niki
This was another scene that didn't go anywhere. Previously, I had some unfavorable opinions about Pamela Killmen, but she looks much better as compared to the talent in this scene. Nikki may have a hot body, but her face looks like Hailey Joel Osment from "The Sixth Sense." Like the other scenes, Michelle gives up her ass! In the end, the women get their protein snack.
First up is Dany. She's a cute lady who shows off her perky tits and bald pussy. The camera closes in on her tight pussy for our pleasure before she works it with her fingers. In the next scene, there is no cast identification for her, but she (Pavla?) looks very similar to Crystal de Boor. I am not into the big saggy breast thing and therefore I didn't find this scene particularly interesting.
Parting Thoughts: You are better off watching Born to Be Buttwoman.