really, really short porn reviews by skronker
Since this much-buzzed about title has been reviewed pretty thoroughly already, I just wanted to throw some quick comments in.
My interest was sparked by the idea of Terri Summers, the uber-cute Euro Babe who previously hasn't been known for getting very close to an onscreen cock at all -- let alone six of them! -- taking the pivot point in a gang bang. I love Terri's look: She rates, for me, as a "too pretty for porn"-type porn star, a classy brunette with subtle implants (B cup) and a fetching trim figure, a bewitching smile and the kind of eyes that would light up the night during a lunar eclipse. It's a decent scene, especially for her "first time," but fairly tame for the theme. Fun to watch, especially as the guys manuever her lithe body through more twists and turns than a yoga class, but somehow I expect Terri's future forays into more adventurous sex will be more compelling.
As for Lauren Phoenix's closing pile-on, set in a boxing ring, it's everything you would expect from AVN's female performer of the year. I just ... it's sad for me to admit .. don't get much excitement from watching Lauren anymore. It's me, not her. Jaded porn fan super starlet burnout syndrome. If you're an LP fan, it's a can't miss, and I do think she's awesome. For now though, a little repetitive in my eyes.
The money is on Jayna Oso, who rips and rumbles through her "black attack"-style mini-bang. This girl is pure sexual energy, and no matter what kind of scene she's in, she generates raw friction that crackles off the screen and right down your spine, to the vibrating tip of your dick (or whatever sort of sexual organ you possess). It's probably not the all-time greatest set-up for Jayna, who is coming up in new titles from Christoph Clark and some other first-rate directors with a knack for making girls look extraordinary. The Smash guys are not porno aesthetes; they just make efficient gonzo. But Jayna's such a beautiful animal, a tiger on fire, that she could make a POV BJ scene shot on a cheap celphone worthy of an AVN award.