Starring: Alexandra Silk, Johnni Black, Nici
Sterling, Mila, Temptress, Liza Harper ,
Alexandra Nice, Alyssa Allure, Leanna Heart,
Randi Storm, Bobbi Bliss, Dakota, Emily Jewel,
Cindy Coxx, Heather Hornay
Pros: fantasy driven, sloppy blowjobs, variety,
sound good enough that you can hear her breathe
and slurp, doesn’t Alexandra Nice have a damn
fine body?, never have to worry about seeing a
Cons: features? what features?, a woman oinking
like a pig, a woman saying fuck every other word,
some weak cum shots
I remember watching one of the Blow Job Fantasies
movies and thinking, “this is a good idea, I just
do not find myself attracted to many of the women
in the DVD”. Well, Shut Up and Blow Me has
solved that problem.
First off, thankfully the title is not quite
appropriate. The women do talk. And what they
do say really keeps the circulation going. They
tell you how much they loooove to suck your
cock. How they have been waiting all day for the
opportunity to suck on your cock. This DVD treats
you to the first person perspective. The woman
talks to the camera as if she were talking to
you. You never see the male porn star’s face.
You are treated to living in the ultimate world.
A world where you are punished for spying by
getting a blow job. A world where you are
rewarded for working out by...well, getting a
blowjob. A world where blowjobs are given at the
top of the stairs, in the kitchen, in the back
yard, near the fireplace, in the sauna, and
more. A world where you hook up with everyone
from cheerleaders to housewives( what’s with that
cowgirl/ballerina outfit Leeana Hart is
This DVD offers variety. Each viewer will have
their own favorite body, their own favorite face,
their own favorite attitude, and their own
favorite technique. And then three weeks later
they will probably realize that they really like
a scene that they previously looked over.
Higlights: Bobbi Bliss giving head in the sauna
while working a pink dildo in and out of
herself. Johnni Black giving a agonizingly slow
whip cream covered blowjob. At one point she
holds her tongue under the cock and waits for the
whip cream to drip. Alexandra Nice(damn, what a
body). Alexandra Silk informs you that she wants
you to cum in her little teacup(yes, a little
teacup, short and stout too) and she wraps her
pearls around the cock. Temptress licking the
cream out of a twinkie.
Lows: Alyssa Alure sitting naked in the mud and
making pig noises(good thing you can skip
tracks). Mila being upset about you being late
for her birthday and saying fuck every other word
( and not in the good way).
Bottom Line: Good selection of girls and
scenarios. Good porn for those with short
attention spans. And......er, what was I saying?
“Lick us, twist us, roll us in Ur mouth, light us
up and take a hit, light us up and take a hit,
suck us til we’re dry”---From NOW by The
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