Running Time: 123 min.
Production Date: 4 / 20 / 2012
Director: None credited
Cast: Bellina, Bernice, Blanche, Dana DeArmond, Esmerlda Rose, David Perry, Toni Ribas, and an uncredited guy
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects barely make it to the average mark. The audio isn't anything special, but also isn't too bad with a decent balance. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and a bit disappointing. It has a fair amount of motion and a kind of dingy look that really makes it feel like footage that ended up on the cutting room floor or far back on a shelf in a dark room.
The Movie: Shove it Up Your Ass collects five anal scenes that appear to have been sitting on the shelf for a few years.
|Scene 1 – Dana DeArmond and Toni Ribas|
Toni starts out behind the camera chatting with Dana as she confesses to being a bit of a nasty girl. She lets him kiss her and spit in her mouth before he starts fucking it. Toni has her strip down and show off her tits and ass before he fucks her from behind in each of her holes. Dana spreads her ass a little more with four fingers before sucking him as he lays back on the bed and riding him cowgirl style with each of her holes. She eagerly sucks him clean of her ass juice before they move to the floor for some anal pile driver and missionary for each of her holes. Dana lets him fuck her face a bit before he fucks her ass from behind while giving her some nice opportunities to gape. Toni also spoons her holes and taps her ass reverse cowgirl style before she sucks and strokes him to an impressive pop in her mouth. Dana shows off the cum and plays with it a bit before working Toni to a second small pop that she also cleans up with a smile.
|Scene 2 – Bellina and a guy|
Good looking brunette MILF Bellina shows off her nice round ass before sitting in a chair and helping her man out of his pants so she can suck and stroke his cock. She gives it a few strokes and licks before moving in to suck it with some great eye contact and smiles worked in. Bellina strips down to tease him with her tits as she sucks him a little more before riding him reverse cowgirl style and spinning around into the traditional cowgirl. She lets the guy tap her ass from behind before rolling over to let him spear her shitpussy missionary style and getting on top for some cowgirl style buttfucking. Bellina happily sucks him clean and titty fucks him until he gives her a small pop over her hand and sucks a little out afterwards.
|Scene 3 – Bernice and Toni Ribas|
Diary blonde Bernice starts out in a pink and black top with short faded jean shorts talking with Toni about how it's her first time and showing off her natural tits and great ass. She strips down before crawling over to tease him through his shorts, and then gives him a little head. They move to a couch where Toni plays with her pussy briefly before fucking it missionary and doggie style. Bernice lets Toni spoon each of her holes before she impales her ass on his cock cowgirl style and lets him fuck it missionary style on the floor. Toni also stretches out her holes in reverse cowgirl before letting Bernice eagerly suck and stroke him to a nice pop in her mouth that she happily takes and shows off a little.
|Scene 4 – Blanche and Toni Ribas|
Bottle blonde Blanche starts out touching her pussy wearing a little pink bra and panties on a bed. She strips down to let Toni play with her pussy and ass from behind before dropping down to suck and stroke his cock with a little eye contact mixed in. Blanche lays back on the bed for him to fuck her missionary style before sucking him clean and moving up to ride him cowgirl style. She mixes in a little more head before moving Toni to her asshole, and takes some nicely eager ass to mouth before letting him spoon her sphincter. Blanche also puts out in doggie and reverse cowgirl before they return to missionary. Finally Blanche sucks and strokes Toni to a nice pop in her mouth that she lets flow back over his cock and balls.
|Scene 5 – Esmerelda Rose and David Perry|
Esmerelda starts out in a black mesh outfit playing with her ass and sucking her fingers clean before crawling off the couch and putting on a little show. She happily turns her attention to David when he walks in and starts sucking his cock as he pulls her in to take it into her through while mixing in a few slaps for her face. He briefly plays with Esmerelda's pussy before she rides him cowgirl style and lets him spoon her. She lets David tap her ass doggie style before seeing how far she can stretch with her fingers, and lets him tap her ass a little more before sucking him clean and impaling her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style. David also spoons Esmerelda's ass before she gets down to suck and stroke him to a nice pop in and around her mouth.
Shove it Up Your Ass is a very forgettable release that screams unreleased footage that's been dug out of the back vault somewhere. With most of the action being POV and involving Toni Ribas, I can't help but think that these were scenes that Toni didn't feel were good enough to release and now decided to sell to make a little cash. Dana's scene is obviously from early in her career, and although she gives up the ass quite well and gapes nicely there's still a very cheap and amateurish feeling about the scene. Bellina is cute and gives up the ass nicely, but the rest of the cast was a bit rough looking. They also put out some good anal, but never anything beyond what anyone expects from a typical anal movie. That normally wouldn't be a problem, but here Juicy Hardcore decided to talk about extreme anal action with plenty of gaping etc., and that just doesn't really happen here. More than anything what happened here for me was a lot of yawning and hoping the next scene would be better. Shove it Up Your Ass is a very forgettable debut for Juicy Hardcore.
The Extras: All you get here are pop shot recaps and a photo gallery lasting about three and a half minutes.
Condom Usage: None
Final Thoughts: Skip it.
Note to Juicy Entertainment: You're obviously not trying to set the bar high for this line if this is the type of release you're starting with...
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