Well. I really ought not to be writing this at all as I have only seen the first two vignettes.Still..........
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I have been a collector of porn for a long, long time and in recent years have been more inclined towards more genuine amateur productions (like Bubble Girls and In the Crack + some others) because, quite frankly, the mainstream stuff has ceased to have any degree of excitement for me. It is all so predictable and phony - and way too slick.
But this is different!
The two most exciting and sexy girlfriends I ever had were both quite small. They seemed to be naturally good fuckers and totally without inhibitions. Mind you, they were not as small as the girls in this movie, but as I am 6'2" and way above average height where I live, they were small. I still dream about them.
Now comes this movie and I am in heaven!! I just loved the dirty talk and equally dirty actions of the first girl here. The segments are quite long and there are two disks. The two I have seen so far did not seem long at all - and not once did I feel like using the fast forward button! How she loved cock as she kept telling us. She was not kidding. She sucked it and made love to it for a seemingly impossibe time. How he kept from coming I just do not know.
And then my new dream-girl!!! Jersey Jaxin. This girl has to be seen to be believed. She is just gorgeous. Totally perfect body, wonderful face and eyes and a killer instinct for sex.
She stands all of 4'11"!! and is just perfectly formed. How the guy, Christian(?)treats her is just magic. He is huge - like, 6' 6" or more with ample equipment below, bald and very gentle. He handles her like as if she were a doll - and she looks so fragile as he quite easily lifts her to suck on his cock in a superb standing blow job with her upside down! He fucks her in a standing missionary and really does her in every conceivable way. She is well able to deep throat him and chokes on him as the saliva flows freely. Unlike the first girl, I think she says not a word all the while, which is a pity. I'd love to hear her talk dirty too.
So far, this is the most enjoyable DVD this year, or last - and I have still to see the remainder of the two disks.
I'll be back to report if I agree with the two pro reviewers (who do not even mention my dream girl!!!!)