My short review:
Short & Sleazy is Bryan’s tribute to petite girls (the tallest female cast member is 5’2”) and how they can fuck just as well as those longer-limbed. I wasn’t drawn to this title based on the girl’s heights but to see Kaiya take a huge cock up her poop chute. Plus, we get the promise of Bryan capturing the special moment with his expert camerawork skills.
Each scene starts with an extended sequence where the girl teases the viewer with some dirty talk and masturbation. When the sex starts, the chemistry is quite good in each scene and the female performances were equally as good as these girls prove that shorties can fuck with the best of them.
Jumping forward to the best scene of this porno we have the hot Asian newcomer, Kaiya, who has a great body enhanced with modest fake boobs. Kaiya starts the masturbation with a glass dildo in hand and she probes her pussy and ass with it. A naked Mark appears and Kaiya gets on her knees to service his cock. Mark’s rod gets some polishing before he lays her down on her back for mish vag. And then it begins --- Kaiya screaming,”Oh my God, oh fuck, ooh, aah, shit” interchangeably and in varying decibel levels as well as varying levels of ecstasy as Mark is hitting all her right spots.
The vag continues in CG with a few of Mark’s fingers planted in her butthole. The next position is also the highlight of this scene as Mark sticks the dildo in her bent over ass and fucks her pussy at the same time for a pseudo-DP. Mark is going to town in her pussy and Kaiya’s vocal pitch is hitting soprano levels. Mark replaces the dildo with his schlong in doggie and if you thought Kaiya was loud during the vag action, then wait until you hear her during the anal. Some vag is mixed in before they transition back to anal in RCG and CG. And it is in CG where Mark probes her rectum hard and deep. The accompanying spoon anal surpasses the CG position in that Mark finds his groove and gets balls deep. It’s too bad Kaiya lets the cumshot drip out of her mouth to end the scene but this was as hot a scene as you will find. The chemistry was okay but the sex action was off the charts.
The bonus scene is 36 minutes in length and stars ASU’s most famous cheerleader, Courtney Simpson, with Sascha and Christian in a vag only scene. It’s a pretty hot scene as Courtney shows off her body and flexibility. Sascha is first up and gets a go at this hottie. Sascha drills her pussy in various positions before she swallows his sperm treat. The scene cuts away to a buck naked Courtney sitting on a couch waiting for Christian. Christian arrives sans any clothing and they do the nasty. In the end, Courtney swallows Christian’s load as well. Courtney was an eye-opener.
The BTS segment runs for 16 minutes and it’s mainly post-scene footage of Sun, who is off-camera, talking with the girls. Boring stuff.
On the basis of Kaiya’s scene alone, Short & Sleazy was a winner. The other scenes including the bonus scene with Courtney were closer to the better than average rating. This title would be a good choice for a rental and if you like the female cast, you can’t go wrong with a purchase for $20. Again, great job by Pulse with the super king jewel case that packages this 2-disc porno.
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