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Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

Studio: Smash Pictures
Category:  Anal , Gonzo
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bono-ONE's ratings for Shitty Shitty Bang Bang:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Shitty Shitty Bang Bang overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Shitty Shitty Bang Bang Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Shitty Shitty Bang Bang Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Shitty Shitty Bang Bang Sex rating 4.5 stars
Plot/Acting Shitty Shitty Bang Bang Plot/Acting rating 4 stars
Extras Shitty Shitty Bang Bang DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Shitty Shitty Bang Bang A/V Quality rating 3 stars
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Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  7/26/2004
First off it must be mentioned how hot this cover is, fucking incredible with three sizzling babes all showing off their asses which have earned the Skeeter Kerkove seal of approval!

Gia Paloma:

Well we start with a girl truly making a name for herself in 2004. If you click on the sub menu option for her scene you see six boxes and moving over each gives you a simple word or two describing what happens in that chapter. So you have an intro, buttplug, blowjob, anal, double penetration, and finally the pop shots. Sounds like a full plate and you can look forward to this for each scene!! As for Gia she is literally smoking as we see her appear wearing some hot red lingerie. Skeeter provides some great ass moving shots of Gia and of course he gets hands on even kissing the bootie. The buttplug is worked in easily and soon she's engulfing a stiff cock with her mouth. Lighting was a minor concern for me on this dvd and I took a little off for that reason. It's a little dark at times but not to bad just enough to dampen my enjoyment, no the dampening still comes at the end of the scene!! Anyway back to Gia who is now working on a second cock and she does the reach back and grabs her heels to be throat fucked, a Skeeter tradition it seems! Great underneath shots to of Gia sucking cock and licking balls with her tits almost coming out of her top. Oh yeah she stands up only to bend over to double suck the guys plus you get the more traditional straight on shot of her trading schlongs! The sex was fabulous as they go straight to ass in RC and she's also dp'd in it. After tasting both cocks it's a turn around to cowgirl with a great bouncing ass shot and then she's dp'd once more. You also see some piledriver anal shot with A2M. We only get a double anal cowgirl finish with Gia's mouth receiving two good loads in it. Very Hot!

bono-Meter: 9.0

Lyla Lei:

Ok, we have a very hot Asian girl for this scene. To break her scene down you have an intro, a buttplug is utilized, a bj is shot, vag sex, anal, and finally the pop. They begin outside on a bright sunny day and like Gia before Lyla is smoking as her body is shown off to us. She's got a real nice bootie and I like how she looks in black! Skeeter again loves to feel the girls out a bit and he inserts the buttplug and a hard cock soon materializes for Lyla to engulf. A very good POV shot is given here and she does the heel grabbing as well while sucking dick. You even see rimming to Chris Charming by Lyla. Sexwise there's mish in both vag and in her ass plus there's A2M. The cowgirl anal was pretty intense as Mr. Charming thrusts hard up into her ass. After some more A2M we get a fine spread legged view for the RCA before they move on to spoon anal and it's back to RCA for the finish which is right in her mouth.

bono-Meter: 8.5

Crystal Ray:

This girl had a good 2003 and she's kept up the nastiness throughout this year so far. Again you can see how her scene's broken down and it starts with Crystal in a shiny gold outfit standing outside smoking a cigarette while letting us take in her tight body. I think you'll love how the gold skirt hugs her ass and the squatting Crystal does was most appreciated by me. You see Skeeter greet Crystal, feel her body up some and the plug goes right into her pooper. Miss Ray is also eager to suck cock and she's doing that soon enough and the no hands aggressive style was perfect. There's some sexy eye contact from Crystal and then the sex gets going in doggie with the plug still in her ass. Of course she does the heel grab blowjob which allows for a real close underneath shot to be used. The floor level cowgirl was nice but I wish that buttplug was gone, it's obscuring her hot ass! Thankfully it is soon removed and a real cock replaces it so we try some cowgirl anal and her ass is wet and jiggling beautifully. Crystal also gets analized in mish with some A2M, there's RCA with some good floor shots and she's really pounded fellas! There is some doggie anal to close matters with multiple A2M's and Crystal takes a good pop.

bono-Meter: 8.5

Britney Madison:

Here's another girl I first saw in '03 and she's now been impressing me for almost a year I 'd say!! She's got both a juicy tush but there's the two big boobs which I'd love to bury my face between, Yummy!! Britney also has a real cute face and I love her go for broke attitude, I sense she'll do just about anything to make a scene work! Skeeter greets her and soon the vibrating buttplug is residing deep in her round bottom. Miss Madison soon gets joined by two cocks and our girl is quickly devouring both and looking hot doing it! Skeeter gets up close when Britney's double stuffing those bad boys and then it's on to a heel grabbing blowjob. As for sex I really liked the ass jiggling cowgirl which became a dp with some A2M shot. RCA with dp follows before it's piledriver time and Miss Britney spreads her legs wide as the boys slide in her ass. We soon see her pretty face jizzercized and Britney makes sure to collect all the stray spunk which spilled out.

bono-Meter: 9.0

Jayna Oso:

We begin with Jayna pausing on some stairs and with a ciggy in her mouth we watch as Jayna slowly walks up showing off her curvy ass, you'll notice the thigh high red boots but I suspect that ass will occupy most of your focus, I know it held my gaze for quite a long time. Eventually Mr. Kerkove joins her, he gets a serious feel for her ass and yes the buttplug gets inserted in her bootie. Our cocksman comes in and with the plug still in her ass he slides in so a toy/ cock double A gets captured. A little A2M to Alex Sanders before Jayna gets to grab her heels and get throat fucked by Mr. Sanders and Jayna eyes him most aggressively as he's fucking her mouth. The plug has prepared her ass well as when it's removed Alex starts to really hammer Jayna's ass doggiestyle. Miss Oso does some brief A2M before climbing on in cowgirl anal, can you say Gettin Jiggy Wit It!! The bootie was a shakin and the transition to RCA offered a close floor view. A final high point was piledriver anal and for the pop Jayna holds her mouth open so the jizz collects on her tongue before she swallows, fabulous ending!

bono-Meter: 9.0

Extras & Final Thoughts:

This was a pretty good Skeeter dvd with only the lighting being a slight problem for me. I touched on it the first two scenes but all the scenes could have used some more light. However, Skeeter shot some hot sex and I saw lots to spank the ole monkey to, so buy this! Xtra wise there is a gallery, some previews, and the behind the scenes which I normally recommend I'd still watch here but it appears the girls are from a different dvd as I know I didn't see Julie Night nor Ashley Long in this dvd but hey you see them naked so check it out!

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