The Little Details
Running Time: 140 min.
Production Date: 3 / 9 / 2004
Director: Skeeter Kerkove
Cast: Crystal Ray, Britney Madison, Gia Paloma, Jayna Oso, Lyla Lei, Alex Sanders, Bad Bob, Benjamin Brat, Chris Charming, Dave Hardman, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, and of course, Skeeter Kerkove hosting the entire extravaganza
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: Smash has been doing some really good things lately, and Skeeter has impressed me from the first time I saw him behind the camera. Iím really looking forward to this one!
Initial Reaction: Thereís a few very minor problems, but itís still another great movie from Skeeter.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hard and nasty sex
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a variety of sex styles or top notch technical aspects
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. As was happening fairly often, the audio is a bit off because the music only comes through one side of the audio (the right speaker) while the performers only come through the other (the left speaker). Itís not too bad here, but it is quite noticeable at times. Thereís also a few areas where you can hear the performers being given directions from off camera. The video is pretty good. Itís lit pretty well, but there are a few shadows. Thereís also a few places where you can see the interaction between Skeeter and people who are off camera when it doesnít quite seem like Skeeter knows heís on camera. He has a relaxed attitude that gives me a very good feeling about him as a director, but it also throws things a little out of whack.
Music: Thereís a little sexy music during the tease portions, but thatís it.
Disc Complaints: As usual (recently), there isnít a time stamp on the feature to let you jump to any place in the movie you might want to. Since Smash has been improving their DVDs lately, Iím hoping this is going to change very soon.
Menus: The main menu is nicely animated and gives a very nice first impression. It works the chapter menu into the main menu, and after you select a scene by number you can jump to one of many points in the scene.
The FeatureSkeeter Kerkove returns to Smash Pictures with Shitty Shitty Bang Bang. As usual, you donít have to worry about any plot. Instead you have the girl putting on a tease, playing with toys, and showing just how nasty she can get. But what else would you expect? Itís a Kerkove Love Story.
|Scene 1 - Gia Paloma, Bad Bob, and Scott Lyons|
Gia starts things out looking smoking in some red fetishwear and lighting up a cig. After putting on a little show, Gia lets Skeeter start her ass off with a vibrating expanding buttplug, with Scott and Bad Bob joining in shortly afterwards. She lets them take turns fucking her face and throat before having them lie back on the bed so she can have a bit more control working her way between them orally. Gia takes the toy out so that she can give Scott a bit of reverse cowgirl anal action before letting Bob join in for the DP. She takes the ass to mouth and rolls over for another double penetration before letting the guys pile drive her ass. Gia even kicks things up another notch by letting the guys team up on her ass before finishing things with a nice double facial. Afterwards, Gia shows the true style of Kerkove love by blowing a few bubbles and playing with the cum until the camera fades out.
This is a darn hot opening scene! Gia puts a lot of energy into the scene, and never bats an eye at the nasty things the guys do to her. The camera keeps things fairly simple while capturing it, and does a good job of keeping things straightforward without making it boring. This is a great way to start out the movie.
|Scene 2 - Lyla Lei and Chris Charming|
Lyla starts out in a hot black bra and panties with matching lace-up fuck-me boots. She puts on a nice tease while smoking before letting Skeeter warm her up with his vibrating inflatable buttplug. Skeeter brings Chris in to satisfy her further, and Lyla quickly goes to work sucking his cock and holding her heels as she does so. She even licks his ass on command before laying back a little later for a technical DP as Chris pokes her pussy with his prick. Chris pulls out the plug, after playing with it a little of course, and fucks Lylaís ass. Since Lylaís a good girl for Skeeterís type of love, she gets into it quite well, and makes sure that Chris takes care of her ass in both cowgirls as well as letting her suck it clean a few times. They finish things up with a bit of anal spooning and more anal reverse cowgirl before Lyla takes Chrisí nutty goodness across her open mouth and swallows it down.
This is another really hot scene. Lyla is plenty vocal, but she never seems to be forcing it. Thankfully Chris is kept out of the picture most of the time, and unlike most of the scenes that come to mind with him he seems very subdued. Thatís okay here since Lyla has enough energy for both of them. This is a hot and energetic scene, and another great Kerkove love story.
|Scene 3 - Crystal Ray and Dave Hardman|
Crystal stops walking down the street wearing only a pair of gold short shorts and bra with a pair of black fuck-me boots to enjoy a smoke. She moves on to let Skeeter show her off and warm her up with his special buttplug before he brings in Dave Hardman to take care of her. Crystal warms Dave up with her throat before he turns her around and starts fucking her pussy. Dave goes back to fucking Crystalís face while she grabs her heels before letting her ride him cowgirl style with each of her holes. She also turns around for a bit of reverse cowgirl and doggie style anal while taking every taste of her ass that Dave will give her. Finally, Crystal finishes things up with a facial that she swallows down almost completely.
This is another extremely hot scene. Crystal has a fantastic body and doesnít shy away from the anal in the least. I havenít seen much of Crystal, so I wasnít looking forward to this scene as much as many others, but itís easy to see why anal fans have been watching her. She puts out a great energetic scene here, and makes it all look easy. My only complaint here is that the camera work seemed a bit limited. Crystal makes up for the cameraís lacking, and makes this another winner.
|Scene 4 - Britney Madison, Benjamin Brat, and Mark Wood|
After putting in her tease and toy time, Britney goes to work on Mark while Ben mans the buttplug. The guys continue to pump Britneyís plug while she works her way between the guys orally before they take turns fucking her face and bald pussy. They donít waste too much time before double teaming Britneyís holes cowgirl style, with Mark taking Britneyís pussy while Benjamin fucks her ass. Britney gives some good vocals as they stuff her, and doesnít shy away from tasting her ass at all when Ben offers her his cock. Britney rolls over so Mark can experience her ass, and lets Ben join in once again to DP her. Britney kicks things up another notch by having the guys team up on her ass before letting the guys pile drive her ass and showing off her gapes. Finally, Britney takes a nice double facial with her eyes wide open before swallowing it down.
Wow. Britney does a fantastic job taking on both guys, and never lets up. She puts out plenty of energy and vocals into the scene, and the camera mixes things up fairly well. This is another great scene, and if Britney can keep it up even half as well as this I think weíll be seeing a lot more of her.
|Scene 5 - Jayna Oso and Alex Sanders|
After a quick tease, wearing black fetishwear and gloves and red fuck me boots, and a little time with Skeeter and his buttplug, Jaynaís joined by Alex. Alex stretches out Jaynaís ass good with the toy before sliding his cock in with it for a technical double anal. Jayna sucks his cock clean as soon as itís offered to her and then moves up to let Alex fuck her throat. Jayna doesnít hesitate to suck the toy when they finally pull it out of her either, and lets Alex quickly fuck her nice round ass from behind. Jayna gives Alex a little anal action in both cowgirls as well as laying back for the pile driver. Finally, Jayna takes a facial finish and swallows it down.
This is a typical Skeeter scene, which is of course a very good thing. Jayna is a nasty, nasty girl, and puts in some nice vocals and energy into the scene. I was amazed at the anal pounding she took, as well as her double anal. The camera mixes things up a little better once again to round out the action. This is a very good scene to finish things with.
Shitty Shitty Bang Bang is pretty much everything a person can hope for from Skeeter Kerkove. The action is extremely heavy on anal action and the girls arenít afraid to get nasty. Even better is that Skeeter knows the importance of a tease to start things out, and lets the girls work things nicely as each scene starts. The biggest problem with the movie is that some of the camera work and editing is a bit simple. Yeah, it works, but Iím used to seeing a bit more finesse from Skeeterís movies that one normally doesnít get with Jim Powers behind the camera. Jim does an okay job, but it just feels a little sloppy at times and holds things back slightly from where they feel they might be able to go. I was also a bit disappointed that there was swallowing but no internal cumshots or much other cum eating. The action is still hot, but Iíve come to expect a few nastier things from Skeeter that I didnít see here. Shitty Shitty Bang Bang is definitely a movie to check out for anybody wanting nasty anal sex.
The Extra StuffThe photo gallery lasts about four and a half minutes with roughly ten seconds per okay looking snapshot. Trailers are included for Busta Nut 1, Camel Toe Perversions, Down Your Throat 2, Legal Skin 14, Stocking Secrets 4, and White Wife Black Cock 2. Thereís also website information and a behind the scenes featurette.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts nearly a half hour, but unfortunately seems to be from Smash and Skeeterís 2 Anal 4 U rather than Shitty Shitty Bang Bang. Thereís some nice time with Julie Night, Angel Long, Sapphire, and Brandy Lyons. You get a little of the girls making their scene as well as an interview with each of them. Thereís even a little talking with Skeeter. Itís a very nice behind the scenes featurette and gives you a nice look at the people involved with it.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, tease, interracial, toys, group, anal, DP, ass to mouth, DAP, and swallowing
Raincoat Factor: Extreme
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many Smash DVDs can be found online for between $14 and $24 with most stores offering them in the $20 range. If you want nastier sex, this oneís well worth the money! Thereís a few minor problems with the technical aspects, but the sex is very hot at its worst and it will probably take a few sittings to finish the movie. Thereís some effort put into the extras, but the extras donít really go along that closely with this feature.
Note to Smash Pictures: Itís great to see you include a behind the scenes featurette, but in the future please include it for the movie on the DVD!
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