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Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

Studio: Smash Pictures
Category:  Anal , Gonzo
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BigFerret's ratings for Shitty Shitty Bang Bang:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Shitty Shitty Bang Bang overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Shitty Shitty Bang Bang Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Shitty Shitty Bang Bang Male looks rating 4 stars
Sex Shitty Shitty Bang Bang Sex rating 4.5 stars
Plot/Acting Shitty Shitty Bang Bang Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Shitty Shitty Bang Bang DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Shitty Shitty Bang Bang A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by BigFerret  on  6/8/2004

What I Liked
Skeeter's Interaction with the girls was outstanding. Crystal Ray was really, really good. Piledrivers were abundant and very nicely filmed.

What I Disliked
absence of anal creampies, cumfarting

DVD Quality
good quality. The running time for the feature is an impressive 2 hours and 21 minutes.

Gee whiz, this film focuses on blazing anal sex and is not, in fact, an ode to a similarly titled Dick van Dyke flick. It's a Kerkove love fest here and it's a scorcher.

Scene 1
As with all of the opening scenes in this love story, Gia Paloma's get things rolling by parading around in a red latex corset and boots that look great. Another theme throughout is that Gia is smoking a lung rocket in her opening sequence. Soon, we switch to the King of Sodom who is armed with an expanding, vibrating butt plug that he inserts into Gia's rectum as a warm-up. Gia answers in the affirmative when Skeeter asks if she wants to be analed today. The angry dicks of Bad Bob and Scott Lyons appear on the scene to assist Gia in her quest. We witness a patented Kerkove heel grab blow job. Then, Gia sits on a dick RAC whilst smoking the other cock. Before long a DP is performed with gusto and in a few postions. This is a long DP with generous amounts of ATM, to make sure that the penes are clean. Great pile driver anals are nest, followed by a brief DAP in which Gia exclaims how she's loves that it's so stretched. Pops to Gia's hands and mouth--cum gargles, and blows cum bubbles. Adorable!

Scene 2
Lyla Lei opens this scens with Chris Charming in much the way Gia opened hers" smoking a cig and walikng about in latex. Skeeter notes that latex boots make anal sex better. And, who's to argue with the King of Sodom. After the King adminsters the inflatable plug into Lyala's asshole, Chris's impressively large pecker surfaces. She gets throat fucked a bit and heel grabs. Unfortunately, we get to see her eat Charming's ass a bit. Pussy fucking is next. The anal starts in mish and Lyla is very lod, providing a few gapes and ATM. CG anal and RAC follow and they wind up spooning with a shot to the mouth. I suppose this was my least favorite scene but it was still hot.

Scene 3
Crystal Ray looks great in her gold outfit! You can really see her camel toe. She does her part to support the RJR corporation while smoking what could well be a camel light 100. Same deal with the buttplug but Crystal does a rendition of the Beach Boys' "Good Vibrations" that would do Brian Wilson proud. Dave Hardman provides the meat for this scene which starts with Crystal blowing his meat whistle. There's a DP with the butt plug in her asshole and all the lube on her ass looks freakin' super. We see anal in mish, cowgirl, RAC, and doggy. There's ample ass to mouth and a pop to the mouth. My favorite scene in the film by far. Crystal was outstanding here and her butthole delivered a stunning performance.

Scene 4
In this scene Britney Madison is introduced to Skeeter's wonder plug and gets to hear about the philosophy of Jim South "One squeeze is not enough." As in the other scenes, the smoking of cigarettes occurs here. So, if you have a smoking fetish, beat off at will. Ben Bratt and Mark Wood get sucked by the blonde in black fetish gear bfeore heading to DP Land. Britney manages a DAP after the few positions of old fashioned double pen. Eventually, Briney takes the loads in the hole under her nose, while on her knees. Good scene!

Scene 5
For the final scene, the striking Jayna Oso parades about in red boots and black thong, smoking a coffin nail. Not to discriminate, the King let's Jayna enjoy the inflatable butt plug as the others in the film had. Interestingly, Skeeter uses Astroglide for her cornhole. He seems to mix up the lube depending on the girl. The swordsman is Alex Sanders. I've always liked Alex, so it was good to see him poking in the rectal sense someone as hot as Oso. Heel grab fellatio with some serious throat fucks. The pussy does not get attention at first. Instead, Alex doggy anals her and then moves to RAC. However, the best is the piledriver. This is simply outstanding and gorgeously shot. More people should learn from Kerkove in using anal piledriver. Another fascinating part of this scene is the four fingers Sanders puts in Jayna's ass to show the world her colon. It's quite the picture. Alex blows a nut in her mouth while she holds her mouth open like some kid making a monster face. Great scene!

Good supply of extras. The behind the scens has 29 minutes of interviews from other films including Julie Night and Sapphire. The chicks are asked the square root of 144 and who is buried in Grant's tomb. The King sports a hedgehog shoe cleaner in honor of RJ. There are also extras for six Smash film previews, website, as well as a photo gallery of Shiity.

Overall Thoughts
Shit, this is a Kerkove love story! If this had cumfarts I'd rate it even higher. I am continually impressed with Skeeter's interaction with his actresses and his ability to coax excellent perfomances from them. Also, his sense of humor and his absolute love of the female anus has in no way waned. If you want to see a filmaker who truly cares about and believes in heterosexual anal intercourse, you should pick up a copy of this Shitty dvd!

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