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Studio: Seymore Butts
Category:  Gonzo , Squirting
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astroknight's ratings for Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation Review:
Overall Rating 1 star
Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation Review overall rating 1 star
Female Looks Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation Review Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation Review Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation Review Sex rating 1 star
 
Plot/Acting Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation Review Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation Review DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation Review A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/24/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 70 min. (cover states 2 hours)

Production Date: 4 / 1 / 2002 (cover states DOP as 4 / 1 / 2004)

Director: Seymore Butts

Cast: Alisha Klass, Taylor Hayes, Jordan McKnight, Allison Embers, Montana Gunn, Stephanie Swift, Nici Sterling, Tina Cherry, Taren Steele, Ava Vincent, Bonita Saint, Lori Rivers, Alysha, Mary Jane, Seymore Butts, and a few uncredited guys and girls

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Female ejaculation has fascinated me ever since I first watched Sarah Jane Hamilton in action. Seymore has long been one of the top directors for shooting squirting, so I can’t help but have high expectations here!

Initial Reaction: I love squirting, but I didn’t quite expect a compilation like this, which definitely isn’t my thing.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to see nothing but squirt after squirt

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants actual sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: As with most compilations, the technical aspects vary a little from scene to scene. Seymore has been pretty consistent in the technical aspects in his movies over the years (which definitely says something good about Seymore), so there aren’t as many variations here as you’d find on other compilations. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, although the level does vary slightly. The video shows a little more variation. Some of it is very clear while other segments seem a little soft and slightly fuzzy. There’s also a few shadows, and needless to say, the camera lens gets wet and has difficulty showing what’s happening a few times.

Music: None

Borderline False Advertising: The cover states a running length of 2 hours, but the movie barely lasts over an hour. I realize that Seymore likes to use a total running time on his covers, but as far as I know he’s the only person out there who does this any more. Although the claim might be technically true, it does against an industry standard where the running time is always the length of the movie not the movie and extras. Therefore, this comes across as false advertising to me, and is even worse than normal here because the listed time is darn near twice the length of the feature. If having one false claim isn’t enough, there’s a second claim as well that states Over 90 minutes of Raw, Spontaneous, Orgasmic Action!. This once again goes far past the movie length and conflicts with the listed running time. Even if you add together then movie and bonus scene it comes up to 88 minutes, and last I checked 88 is less than 90. I was also annoyed because there’s nothing on the cover that clearly states that this is a compilation. I’m deducting a half point from the overall score because of this, but I was tempted to deduct more due to the time difference being nearly an hour.

Menus: The main menu blends a clip of the movie with a little animation. It’s not too impressive. The chapter menu lets you jump to a segment based on the girl in each segment.

The Feature

Seymore Butts’ Female Ejaculation Review collects scene after scene of squirting action. The girls are nicely identified in the bottom corner of each scene, but the movie the scenes come from never are (which would have been a very nice touch in case anybody wanted to see the rest of the scene to go with the orgasm). The clips are as follows:
1. Alisha Klass
2. Alysha
3. Alisha Klass
4. Taren Steele
5. Taylor Hayes
6. Alisha Klass
7. Stephanie Swift
8. Alisha Klass
9. Krista Leigh
10. Alisha Klass
11. Taylor Hayes
12. Alisha Klass
13. Taylor Hayes
14. Taren Steele
15. Alisha Klass
16. Taylor Hayes
17. Alisha Klass
18. Bonita Saint
19. Taylor Hayes
20. Alisha Klass
21. Nici Sterling
22. Alisha Klass
23. Jordan McKnight
24. Taren Steele
25. Alisha Klass
26. Nici Sterling
27. Lori Rivers
28. Alisha Klass
29. Allison Embers
30. Tina Cherry
31. Alisha Klass
32. Mary Jane
33. Alisha Klass
34. Ava Vincent
35. Alisha Klass
36. Allison Embers
37. Alisha Klass
38. Montana Gunn
39. Alisha Klass
40. Alysha
41. Alisha Klass

I’m sure that Seymore Butts’ Female Ejaculation Review has a few fans out there and a fair amount of people who’d like this, but it barely did anything for me. To me, sex is a journey rather than a destination, and the fun of that sex is the journey. Seymore Butts’ Female Ejaculation Review, on the other hand, is a collection of destinations with barely any of the journey ever being shown. I know there’s plenty of people who just want to see the destinations, and those people will probably love this release. Those people can probably add three full points to both the sex and the overall DVD ratings. For myself, however, Seymore Butts’ Female Ejaculation Review left me limp, uninterested, and feeling like I was stuck in Groundhog Day.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Tongue in Cheeks, Strictly BusinAss, Squirters 2, Jamaican Me Horny, Think Sphinc, and Welcum to Casa Butts. There’s also web links and a bonus scene.

According to the cover, the bonus scene is How To Ejaculate Reference Guide and it lasts about eighteen minutes. Seymore starts things out hosting it by himself before he’s joined by Alisha Klass as his demonstration subject. He talks about different methods to stimulate the G-spot as well as how things have to change for different positions while not glossing over important things like communication and foreplay. He even covers a few exercise tips for helping the girls to achieve female ejaculation.

This is a pretty good featurette. Seymore comes across as being knowledgeable and really enjoying the subject. He presents things simply and in an informative way. The problem I had with the featurette was that the instructional part of the featurette was constantly being interrupted by clips from Seymore’s movies. It took away much of the impact of what Seymore was saying. With Alisha there to help, he definitely had a very capable helper who could show what he was talking about. Instead of that, the clips felt like cheap theatrics being thrown into a high quality production. That held the featurette back for me, although it still had some very good information.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, squirting, interracial, anal, and group

Raincoat Factor: Low if you want sex, Very high if all you want is squirting

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Seymore Butts’ DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25, with many stores offering them for under $20. I’d pass on this one for the reasons I listed in the review, but if you disagree with my reasoning I’m sure that you’ll get more than your money’s worth from this one even at the high end. The technical aspects are nicely done, and there’s even a very nice bonus scene included in the extras.

Note to Seymore Butts: Please be a bit more honest with your cover claims. You have some great movies, but with the misleading cover claims you so often use, you will lose sales because people aren’t sure what they’re really going to get. Yes, you will probably keep your existing customers who know what they’re getting, but you’re going to turn off prospective customers when they choose you over somebody else thinking they’re getting more only learn that what they get isn’t close to what’s listed on the cover.

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