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Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation: A Complete Guide

Studio: Seymore Butts
Category:  Gonzo , Squirting
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dumblonde's ratings for Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation: A Complete Guide:
Overall Rating 3 stars
Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation: A Complete Guide overall rating 3 stars
Female Looks Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation: A Complete Guide Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation: A Complete Guide Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation: A Complete Guide Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation: A Complete Guide Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation: A Complete Guide DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation: A Complete Guide A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by dumblonde  on  8/29/2001

Running length: 1 hr. 23 min.
D.O.P. 10/98 *Note - I'm not sure, but I think this movie is the same as Seymore's Complete Guide to Female Ejaculation, because it has exactly the same people in it.
Videographer: Seymore Butts
Writer/Director: Seymore Butts

Female cast:
Alisha Klass, Tina Cherry, Montana Gunn, Jordan McKnight,Taren Steele (cameos: Taylor Hayes, Bonita Saint, Allison Embers, Lori Rivers, Jewel Valmont, Shanna McCullough, Samantha Stylle)

Male cast:
Seymore Butts, Herschel Savage, & a couple of penises I didn't recognize.

Audio/Video: Scenes had different tints to them, but unless you want to count the times the camera lens got drenched, everything could be seen and heard all too clearly.

Extras: This is a flipper disk, with the extras on side 2. 5 trailers, 2 bios only, an ad for his Tushy Magazine, and quite a lot of extra footage, including a whole new scene of Taren Steele doing some young foreign stud - I never did figure out who this is, though everyone else seems to know him. There's also another Herschel segment - this time Alisha and her friend fuck him, while Seymore captures it all, even helps by holding one of Alisha's legs back while Herschel butt-fucks her. Seymore sure is a good friend to have, it seems.

Condoms: Although full-body condoms might want to be worn by others during the squirting scenes, the only rubber in this movie are Seymore's sheets, hopefully.

General comments:
C - Children
U - Urination
R - Rape
B - Bestiality
F - Fisting
H - Homocide with hardcore sex
P - Excessive pain with sex
These are the seven deadly sins, according to the Los Angeles City Attorney Office's 1980 memo to the porn industry. Prosecutor Deborah Sanchez already has her panties in a bunch about the "F" one, bringing charges against Seymore in regards to some hands that got caught in some cookie jar, inadvertantly I'm sure, and it's not my wish to add to his problems by bringing up the "U" one.

While I certainly agree that the other 5 are unacceptable, I think the "F U" shouldn't be on that list, as long as it's not hurting anyone. Because someone finds these things distasteful, so to speak, does not mean they should be banned. After all, there's a lot worse things I've seen. I've even wondered, 'why Seymore?', but I think Seymore is just first on a list that gets progressively more offensive.

I can't help but wonder, though...could Deborah Sanchez have seen Seymore's various 'Squirting' and 'Female Ejaculation' videos, and have been 'pissed off' that she couldn't prosecute him for "Perpetuating a myth", "Flunking anatomy" or "Getting rich off gullible guys"? If you're reading this review, chances are good you have an interest in the subject of 'female ejaculation'. Hopefully, you realize that this is nothing more than a trend, even though Seymore appears to believe it, as I'm sure he wouldn't intentionally mislead you. He probably heard about this new phenomenon on the internet, just like everyone else! I debated on whether or not to post this review, because should he happen to read it, he's going to be quite shocked and grossed out, but then, he's seen Alisha's asshole, so I doubt if there's much that grosses him out these days..

It is urine, plain and simple, and anyone with a modicum of common sense and an anatomy class under their belt should know this. Even Seymore doesn't refute that, if you'll listen closely, so I assume he, like so many others, just take it on blind faith that females have miraculously sprouted a brand new organ, and have, of all things, begun to ejaculate! Has someone informed the medical community of this earth-shattering news?

I rented this one out of curiosity. How was Seymore Butts explaining this to his fans and viewers? My objection is not with the subject matter itself, it's about propogating the whole 'female ejaculation' myth. Repeat after me (you too, Seymore): "Females do not ejaculate". Please do not start pestering your wife or girlfriend with requests for this unless you are prepared to deal with the fact that it has more to do with bladder control than orgasm. It's piss, give it up. I don't want to have to say this again.

I'm afraid your hero Seymore has been duped, people. I mean, I'm sure he wouldn't be disseminating this crock just to skirt the "U" ban, would he? No, he's a smart guy and all, but...

It just irks me to see so many people misinformed, but then, this IS porn. There seems to be many who have such a need to believe in this that no amount of medical facts or anatomy lessons will sway them. His fans and followers are numerous and reverential, if not very questioning. I'm sure Seymore feels terrible about this, but he always looked like he was enjoying himself, so where's the harm?.

What makes ME qualified to say these things, you might be asking yourself? I am no more qualified than Seymore, Dr. G. Spot, or any of the countless others on the internet, but at least I admit it. I'm also not qualified to write a movie review, but I do it because ADT lets me, he he. I am a female, and I DO have some experience with this however, which I will go over in more detail in my "Female Spunk De-Bunked" article, being written currently. This Pulitzer pre-nom hopeful is sure to open the floodgates once again in this hot debate.

I was sort of pleasantly surprised, in one way. Though no one will confuse him with Dr. Jonas Salk, at least he doesn't put forth the argument that this 'ejaculation' is NOT urine, unlike many true believers who, when questioned about what this substance is then, will only say "I don't know, but it's not pee".

When he and Alisha are getting ready to demonstrate her talented bladder, he says some girls and guys assume this is urine, and have an aversion to that. He doesn't expound on WHAT it is, but goes on to say that guys should relax about natural bodily functions like pee, and not make her feel bad about it. Kind of heartwarming, isn't it? I'll bet you wish Deborah Sanchez would relax about it, too.

I really don't blame you for riding this gravy train, Seymore. You're obviously a smart man, who got taken in by this like everyone else. You're also a handsome man, and I have no doubt you could get me to squirt as well, but that's neither here nor there.

You treat the women who squirt in your home real well, much better than I would, given the circumstances, and you seem to be a nice guy. Therefore, I hope you don't mind when I take you on this little stroll down memory lane. Keep in mind though, it's really basically water, colorless, tasteless and odorless, and it doesn't appear to have done you any harm, so you might do well to take some of your own advice. Remember, it's only natural, so don't be squeamish.
But speaking of squeamish...

I've read some of the reviews on other 'squirting' titles, and the reviewers were almost always dissatisfied with the amount of squirting that actually went on. If squirting is what you wanna see, this is the one. In fact, it might just quench your curiosity about this permanently. Alisha Klass doesn't disappoint, she had to have drunk gallons of water. Several times even the camera lens gets thoroughly splattered. I felt like taking a shower half-way through it.
Is it hot in here?

Between Alisha and his other houseguests, there's so much squirting going on in his home, he should think about pulling up the carpeting, and just lay down some fresh kitty litter every day or so. With the anal gapes, the UFO coming out of Alisha's ass, and all the urinating oops I mean 'squirting', you'd better have a strong stomach for this one.
Why am I sweating?

The movie opens with Seymore outside in the rain (fitting), looking very pimp-like, with his fur collared coat, talking to us about squirting, and what we're going to see in this movie. We follow him inside his house, where he takes a call from his mother. We know she's not in jail, because it isn't a collect call, but it's not clear what she wanted, other than to make Seymore appear to be a nice guy who loves his mom. Which I'm sure is true.

We proceed to the bedroom, where Tina Cherry demonstrates exercizing her PC muscle, and they teach us how and where we can practice this vigorous routine. I'm doing mine as we speak. After awhile, we hear Seymore's doorbell ring. Well, what do you know, it's porn stud Herschel Savage dropping by, so of course he's fucking Tina within 5 minutes. After he buttfucks her with no condom and no board tied to his ass, we're 'treated' to a gape of Tina's bunghole, which she proudly shows off. Just to be sure I've got this straight - this is considered desirable, right? For some reason, I start thinking of that baby who fell into a well. I don't think Herschel was her first. The scene ends with Tina jerking him off. Yes, you read that right. I know, it's weird, but I like it. The only thing dampening my enthusiasm is her mouth on it, fresh out of that well.
I'm feeling a little nauseous.

Cut to Seymore, punching one of those boxing dummies in his exercize room. Is he mad because Tina didn't squirt? No, this is more education on the importance of exercizing all your muscles. We then learn from Seymore that there are 3 kinds of orgasms.
*1) vulval (clitoral).........*2) uterine.......*3) a combination of the two Hmm..I wonder which one of those would cover the one I got from just a foot massage? Or, what about the ones I have in my sleep? Then there have been a couple of times I popped just from breast fondling. Or, what about... oh never mind, I'll take your word for it, but you might wanna get your sex education from somewhere other than the internet.

Continuing our adult education classes', we're back in the bedroom with Seymore and Alisha. Seymore glosses over what we're about to see without even attempting an explanation, and proceeds to finger-fuck Alisha with the patented g-spot assault, four digits inserted palm up, and after some time but before his arm goes numb, she's ready to go. ( I can think of a faster way, with the same results - just press on her abdomen)! This she does about 3 times, and I've got to give her credit - she definitely demonstrates what dedication to Kegel exercizes can accomplish, and drenches Seymore in the process. This is only a warm-up for Alisha, it turns out.
My skin feels clammy.

They show Alisha at one point shooting these huge streams in the air, but since it's so over-done, and her pussy is just out of the picture during this series of gushers, I suspect fakery, on Alisha's part. In fact, I'm beginning to think she's the one that took everyone in, Seymore included. The rest of the movie has various other girls squirting and being squirted on, culminating in one big wet squirtfest. Wear your raincoats.
Excuse me, I've got to lay down for a minute -

Another scene has Alisha on her back, and it's obvious she is straining to pee I mean squirt. I found myself staring in horror and revulsion at her anus, it looked like her whole lower intestine was going to come squirting out! Be prepared! I suppose this is one of those natural bodily functions that we're not supposed to get sqeamish about? I don't think you will be aroused, either. Of course, I included a screenshot for your viewing pleasure.
Will someone please open a window, I need air -

Seymore, I only hope you won't be making 'anal squirting' videos next, those might be a little harder to..um..swallow.
Anyone got a bucket?

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