Running length: 1 hr. 23 min.
D.O.P. 10/98 *Note - I'm not sure, but I think
this movie is the same as Seymore's Complete
Guide to Female Ejaculation, because it has
exactly the same people in it.
Videographer: Seymore Butts
Writer/Director: Seymore Butts
Alisha Klass, Tina Cherry, Montana Gunn, Jordan
McKnight,Taren Steele (cameos: Taylor Hayes,
Bonita Saint, Allison Embers, Lori Rivers, Jewel
Valmont, Shanna McCullough, Samantha Stylle)
Seymore Butts, Herschel Savage, & a couple of
penises I didn't recognize.
Audio/Video: Scenes had different tints to
them, but unless you want to count the times the
camera lens got drenched, everything could be
seen and heard all too clearly.
Extras: This is a flipper disk, with the
extras on side 2. 5 trailers, 2 bios only, an ad
for his Tushy Magazine, and quite a lot of extra
footage, including a whole new scene of Taren
Steele doing some young foreign stud - I never
did figure out who this is, though everyone else
seems to know him. There's also another Herschel
segment - this time Alisha and her friend fuck
him, while Seymore captures it all, even helps by
holding one of Alisha's legs back while Herschel
butt-fucks her. Seymore sure is a good friend to
have, it seems.
Condoms: Although full-body condoms might
want to be worn by others during the squirting
scenes, the only rubber in this movie are
Seymore's sheets, hopefully.
C - Children
U - Urination
R - Rape
B - Bestiality
F - Fisting
H - Homocide with hardcore sex
P - Excessive pain with sex
These are the seven deadly sins, according to the
Los Angeles City Attorney Office's 1980 memo to
the porn industry. Prosecutor Deborah Sanchez
already has her panties in a bunch about the "F"
one, bringing charges against Seymore in regards
to some hands that got caught in some cookie jar,
inadvertantly I'm sure, and it's not my wish to
add to his problems by bringing up the "U"
While I certainly agree that the other 5 are
unacceptable, I think the "F U" shouldn't be on
that list, as long as it's not hurting anyone.
Because someone finds these things distasteful,
so to speak, does not mean they should be
banned. After all, there's a lot worse things
I've seen. I've even wondered, 'why Seymore?',
but I think Seymore is just first on a list that
gets progressively more offensive.
I can't help but wonder, though...could Deborah
Sanchez have seen
Seymore's various 'Squirting' and 'Female
Ejaculation' videos, and have been 'pissed off'
that she couldn't prosecute him for "Perpetuating
a myth", "Flunking anatomy" or "Getting rich off
If you're reading this review, chances are good
you have an interest in the subject of 'female
ejaculation'. Hopefully, you realize that this
is nothing more than a trend, even though Seymore
appears to believe it, as I'm sure he wouldn't
intentionally mislead you. He probably heard
about this new phenomenon on the internet, just
like everyone else!
I debated on whether or not to post this review,
because should he happen to read it, he's going
to be quite shocked and grossed out, but then,
he's seen Alisha's asshole, so I doubt if there's
much that grosses him out these days..
It is urine, plain and simple, and anyone with a
modicum of common sense and an anatomy class
under their belt should know this. Even Seymore
doesn't refute that, if you'll listen closely, so
I assume he, like so many others, just take it on
blind faith that females have miraculously
sprouted a brand new organ, and have, of all
things, begun to ejaculate! Has someone informed
the medical community of this earth-shattering
I rented this one out of curiosity. How was
Seymore Butts explaining this to his fans and
viewers? My objection is not with the subject
matter itself, it's about propogating the
whole 'female ejaculation' myth. Repeat after me
(you too, Seymore): "Females do not ejaculate".
Please do not start pestering your wife or
girlfriend with requests for this unless you are
prepared to deal with the fact that it has more
to do with bladder control than orgasm.
It's piss, give it up. I don't want to have to
say this again.
I'm afraid your hero Seymore has been duped,
people. I mean, I'm sure he wouldn't be
disseminating this crock just to skirt the "U"
ban, would he? No, he's a smart guy and all,
It just irks me to see so many people
misinformed, but then, this IS porn. There seems
to be many who have such a need to believe in
this that no amount of medical facts or anatomy
lessons will sway them. His fans and followers
are numerous and reverential, if not very
questioning. I'm sure Seymore feels terrible
about this, but he always looked like he was
enjoying himself, so where's the harm?.
What makes ME qualified to say these things, you
might be asking
yourself? I am no more qualified than Seymore,
Dr. G. Spot, or any of the countless others on
the internet, but at least I admit it. I'm also
not qualified to write a movie review, but I do
it because ADT lets me, he he.
I am a female, and I DO have some experience with
this however, which I will go over in more detail
in my "Female Spunk De-Bunked" article, being
written currently. This Pulitzer pre-nom hopeful
is sure to open the floodgates once again in this
I was sort of pleasantly surprised, in one way.
Though no one will confuse him with Dr. Jonas
Salk, at least he doesn't put forth the argument
that this 'ejaculation' is NOT urine, unlike many
true believers who, when questioned about what
this substance is then, will only say "I don't
know, but it's not pee".
When he and Alisha are getting ready to
demonstrate her talented bladder, he says some
girls and guys assume this is urine, and have an
aversion to that. He doesn't expound on WHAT it
is, but goes on to say that guys should relax
about natural bodily functions like pee, and not
make her feel bad about it. Kind of
heartwarming, isn't it? I'll bet you wish
Deborah Sanchez would relax about it, too.
I really don't blame you for riding this gravy
train, Seymore. You're obviously a smart man,
who got taken in by this like everyone else.
You're also a handsome man, and I have no doubt
you could get me to squirt as well, but that's
neither here nor there.
You treat the women who squirt in your home real
well, much better than I would, given the
circumstances, and you seem to be a nice guy.
Therefore, I hope you don't mind when I take you
on this little stroll down memory lane.
Keep in mind though, it's really basically water,
colorless, tasteless and odorless, and it doesn't
appear to have done you any harm, so you might do
well to take some of your own advice. Remember,
it's only natural, so don't be squeamish.
But speaking of squeamish...
I've read some of the reviews on
other 'squirting' titles, and the reviewers were
almost always dissatisfied with the amount of
squirting that actually went on. If squirting is
what you wanna see, this is the one. In fact, it
might just quench your curiosity about this
permanently. Alisha Klass doesn't disappoint, she
had to have drunk gallons of water. Several times
even the camera lens gets thoroughly splattered.
I felt like taking a shower half-way through it.
Is it hot in here?
Between Alisha and his other houseguests, there's
so much squirting going on in his home, he should
think about pulling up the carpeting, and just
lay down some fresh kitty litter every day or so.
With the anal gapes, the UFO coming out of
Alisha's ass, and all the urinating oops I
mean 'squirting', you'd better have a strong
stomach for this one.
Why am I sweating?
The movie opens with Seymore outside in the rain
(fitting), looking very pimp-like, with his fur
collared coat, talking to us about squirting, and
what we're going to see in this movie. We follow
him inside his house, where he takes a call from
his mother. We know she's not in jail, because
it isn't a collect call, but it's not clear what
she wanted, other than to make Seymore appear to
be a nice guy who loves his mom. Which I'm sure
We proceed to the bedroom, where Tina Cherry
demonstrates exercizing her PC muscle, and they
teach us how and where we can practice this
vigorous routine. I'm doing mine as we speak.
After awhile, we hear Seymore's doorbell ring.
Well, what do you know, it's porn stud Herschel
Savage dropping by, so of course he's fucking
Tina within 5 minutes. After he buttfucks her
with no condom and no board tied to his ass,
we're 'treated' to a gape of Tina's bunghole,
which she proudly shows off. Just to be sure
I've got this straight - this is considered
desirable, right? For some reason, I start
thinking of that baby who fell into a well. I
don't think Herschel was her first.
The scene ends with Tina jerking him off. Yes,
you read that right. I know, it's weird, but I
like it. The only thing dampening my enthusiasm
is her mouth on it, fresh out of that well.
I'm feeling a little nauseous.
Cut to Seymore, punching one of those boxing
dummies in his exercize room. Is he mad because
Tina didn't squirt? No, this is more education
on the importance of exercizing all your muscles.
We then learn from Seymore that there are 3 kinds
*1) vulval (clitoral).........*2)
uterine.......*3) a combination of the two
Hmm..I wonder which one of those would cover the
one I got from just a foot massage? Or, what
about the ones I have in my sleep? Then there
have been a couple of times I popped just from
breast fondling. Or, what about... oh never mind,
I'll take your word for it, but you might wanna
get your sex education from somewhere other than
Continuing our adult education classes', we're
back in the bedroom with Seymore and Alisha.
Seymore glosses over what we're about to see
without even attempting an explanation, and
proceeds to finger-fuck Alisha with the patented
g-spot assault, four digits inserted palm up, and
after some time but before his arm goes numb,
she's ready to go. ( I can think of a faster way,
with the same results - just press on her
abdomen)! This she does about 3 times, and I've
got to give her credit - she definitely
demonstrates what dedication to Kegel exercizes
can accomplish, and drenches Seymore in the
process. This is only a warm-up for Alisha, it
My skin feels clammy.
They show Alisha at one point shooting these huge
streams in the air, but since it's so over-done,
and her pussy is just out of the picture during
this series of gushers, I suspect fakery, on
Alisha's part. In fact, I'm beginning to think
she's the one that took everyone in, Seymore
included. The rest of the movie has various other
girls squirting and being squirted on,
culminating in one big wet squirtfest. Wear your
Excuse me, I've got to lay down for a minute -
Another scene has Alisha on her back, and it's
obvious she is straining to pee I mean squirt. I
found myself staring in horror and revulsion at
her anus, it looked like her whole lower
intestine was going to come squirting out! Be
prepared! I suppose this is one of those natural
bodily functions that we're not supposed to get
sqeamish about? I don't think you will be
aroused, either. Of course, I included a
screenshot for your viewing pleasure.
Will someone please open a window, I need air -
Seymore, I only hope you won't be making 'anal
squirting' videos next, those might be a little
Anyone got a bucket?
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