Actual running time: The 4 scenes in the main menu plus the bonus scene have a total run time of 2:45 though it’s not the 3 hours as advertised on the back cover. Tsk, tsk.
My short review:
First off, let me thank iafd.com for being a resource for tracking down the sources of these scenes except for 1. Brunettes Have More Anal Fun is a compilation of 5 scenes starring selected brunettes getting analized in various Seymore Butts films. I haven’t watched a Seymore release in awhile and it’ll be a treat to watch Seymore trying to pass off his “home movies” as reality TV/spontaneous porn when the scenes are clearly “scripted”. I do, however, give him credit for his innovative style and his casting decisions.
It is important to note that these scenes, as it appears to me, were originally released on VHS format and transferred to DVD only recently. There is some graininess but the picture quality doesn’t suffer too much from the format transfer though the aging of the scenes is quite evident.
Scene 1 – Gina Ryder & Alisha Klass (in a non-sex role) with Marc Davis from Gapes of Wrath:
As the opening dialogue would have us believe, Gina is going to break her anal cherry for this scene. Regardless, the anal action is very good as Marc fucks Gina’s lubed ass for an extended period in both doggie and mish. Gina takes it like a seasoned veteran and this scene rocked. Alisha’s participation is limited to some quick g/g action and some BJ duties but the action with Gina dominates this scene.
Scene 2 – Alexandra Nice with Lexington Steele & Valentino from Tushy Anyone?:
This scene disappointed as the super-hot Alexandra is paired with Lex and my least favorite tool, Valentino. Lex doesn’t get to tap her ass at all and that is a shame. Alexandra gets her ass speared in doggie and RCG by Valentino before Lex completes the DP in RCG by penetrating her pussy. The guys jerk onto her face and she does some nice PHC to end the scene. If you want to watch a scene with Lex getting in Alexandra’s ass, rent or buy Heavy Metal I --– that scene belongs in the porn hall of fame.
Scene 3 – Tatiana with Tom Byron from ???:
Tom and Seymore convince the lovely Tatiana to sit on a Sybian machine to get her warmed up. The Sybian does its job as it gets her off and gets her wet so no lube is needed for the real thing. I’d say a good start to the scene as they ditch the Sybian for Tom’s tool and the chemistry and energy continues at a high level. Though the anal action is neither deep nor fast, Tatiana’s excitement, especially as she gets off in RCG anal and rubbing her clit, made this an enjoyable scene as she ends it with jerking him off to a cumshot onto her face.
Scene 4 – Darla Crane & Catalina with Tyce Bune from Asstravaganza:
The scene starts with Catalina, a below average looking brunette, in doggie vag and I think I heard a few queefs, better known as pussy farts, as Tyce pulled in and out. As for Darla and her big bolt-ons, I’m not familiar with her at all but I know that she has been in the biz for a few years. If it wasn’t for Darla, this scene would have been a complete waste of my time. It was nice to see Darla’s phat ass on display in doggie anal.
Bonus Scene – Sabrina Johnson & Jade Marcela with Tyce Bune from Taylor Hayes Anal All Star:
The bonus scene is contained in the extras menu and it starts with Sabrina and Jade making out like 2 girls in heat. They share lots of tender kisses as Tyce and Seymore watch before Tyce pulls out his schlong for them to use. I could’ve done without the segments where the girls rim Tyce but this was still a hot scene. Sabrina and Jade are into each other and their interaction is energetic and sexy. Both girls get anal in multiple positions with the hottest being doggie. There’s some ATM and ATOGM to be found in this scene as well. A good scene.
If you’re looking for a compilation of nostalgic Seymore Butts scenes with brunettes partaking in anal action, then you might want to give this a rental possibility. The scenes were from too long ago for my tastes and I typically stay away from compilations because of the mish mash of scenes. I did find the 1st and 3rd scenes to be enjoyable and they were clearly the best within this compilation.
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