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Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Seymore Butts' British Are Coming, The overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Seymore Butts' British Are Coming, The Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Seymore Butts' British Are Coming, The Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Seymore Butts' British Are Coming, The Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  2/27/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 91 min. (Cover states 2 Hours)

Production Date: 5 / 24 / 2004

Director: Seymore Butts

Cast: Flower, Mari Possa, Reina Leone, Rebecca, Herschel Savage, Lee, and of course, Seymore Butts

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Flower, Mari, and Reina in one movie??? *BOINGGGGGGGG*

Initial Reaction: For being 1000% Anal, there sure is a lot of vaginal action. It also feels like Seymore’s coasting.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of Mari Possa

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting an entirely anal movie or balanced camera work and passion

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and any background noises that do exist seem to belong there. The video is nicely done. It’s nicely lit and clear. The only problem I had was there seemed to be more camera motion, or maybe faster camera motion, than normal. This made The British are Coming! a little difficult for me to watch at times.

Music: There’s a little music to break things apart, but that’s it.

False Advertising: As usual, Seymore has grossly overstated the running time of the feature by deviating from the industry standard where you list the running time of the feature and instead going with what appears to be a total run time for the DVD including all extras and the menus. As usual, I’m deducting a half point from the overall rating of the DVD because of this. I think this method misleads consumers, doesn’t allow them to properly judge what they’re purchasing, and leaves many feeling ripped off because of it. There’s also the claim of 1000% Anal. I have no problem with a claim of 100% anal meaning everybody in the movie takes it in the ass. If you want to try and be fun by taking that way out like does here, I expect it to be an entirely anal movie. As usual, that’s far from the case here. Seymore’s cover claims are easily the worst thing about his movies.

Menus: The main menu has some nice animation that helps give it a very good first impression. The chapter menu is also nicely done, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a title for the scene.

The Feature

Seymore and Mari are headed off to England. Apparently it’s a trade show or something. After Seymore leaves Herschel in charge of his house, he and Mari set off to make new friends across the pond.

Scene 1 - Reina Leone and Herschel Savage

Seymore leaves a few directions with Herschel, who’s going to be house sitting while Seymore’s gone to Europe. When he comes back to give Herschel a few extra details, Seymore finds Reina already sucking Herschel’s cock. Herschel admires Reina’s rack before having her sit on his face while she strokes and sucks his cock a bit more. Reina takes as much as she can of Herschel’s tongue before having to jump off and impale herself on his cock cowgirl style. She hops off so Herschel can play with her ass before climbing back up for an anal cowgirl ride. She sucks Herschel’s cock clean before riding Herschel reverse cowgirl style while moaning away. Finally, Reina has Herschel fuck her big fat titties until he explodes on them and her neck.

This is a pretty hot scene. I can’t say that I care for Reina’s tattoos, but she definitely puts out an enthusiastic and vocal scene. At times it got a little annoying, but there’s enough hot about this scene that there’s no way I could really dislike it. There’s also something about the scene that seemed kind of unlike Seymore’s normal scenes, and I think it might be that Seymore’s the only camera. It’s almost like a Seymore-light scene. Although it didn’t work completely for me, this is still a good start to the movie.

Scene 2 - Mari Possa and Lee

When Seymore goes looking for Mari, he finds Lee in the middle of boning her in her hotel room. They all talk a little as Lee fucks her ass from behind before Seymore decides that he’s had enough and might as well just watch. Mari rolls on top for a reverse cowgirl ride before stroking Lee to a nice facial complete with a little ass to mouth and swallowing.

This is a nice little scene. Seymore’s being the only camera there really stands out, and once again gives the scene a Seymore-light type of a feel. There’s nothing light about Mari and Lee’s performance, however. They put in plenty of energy and both look like they’re having a fantastic time. This is a fairly short scene, but nicely done.

Scene 3 - Mari Possa and Rebecca

After Mari goes shopping with Seymore during the day, she goes out at night with Rebecca. When they get back, they decide to climb in bed with Seymore. They talk with Seymore a little as they kiss and work over each other’s titties. Mari works her way down to Rebecca’s pussy, and start out working on it with a jackrabbit vibe that Rebecca takes control of before taking her to a technical DP with a string of beads. Mari gets the jackrabbit and bead treatment next, but takes her turn doggie style. After Mari cums, she has Rebecca lay down so they can sixty-nine and play with the toys a little more.

I had a really hard time getting into this scene. On the plus side, the girls are both great eye candy, and the scene has a very fun start. Unfortunately, it seems extremely limited sexually and the camera work once again feels more limited than Seymore normally does. This is an okay scene.

Scene 4 - Flower, Mari Possa, and Seymore Butts

Mari and Flower have Bishop come over to help them surprise Seymore on his birthday with a bottle of lube. Mari wakes Seymore up sitting on his face while Flower goes down on him, and they both team up to give him a complete oral going-over. Flower lies on the bed so she can Seymore can sixty-nine while Mari eats his ass before Mari impales her ass on Seymore’s cock reverse cowgirl style. She hops off to suck her ass off Seymore’s cock with Flower’s help before Flower takes an anal reverse cowgirl ride of her own while Mari crams several fingers in her cunt. Mari gets another turn with Seymore fucking her ass as she lies on her stomach, and since Flower doesn’t want to be left out she eats Seymore’s ass a little as he fucks Mari. The girls trade places before teaming up to suck Seymore and letting Mari have a little anal from behind while she and Flower sixty-nine. Seymore lets Flower have a few tastes of his cock as he fucks Mari, and finally pulls out to give her a facial.

This is a pretty good scene to finish things with. Flower and Mari start things out very nicely with the fun feeling, and they keep things moving pretty well going as they work over Seymore. Once again the action seems a bit limited with the girls just copycatting each other, but the camera work seems a little better here than in the previous scenes. This is a pretty good ending for the movie, and I think my biggest complaint here is that you don’t get to see Flower squirt.

The British Are Coming! is an okay gonzo porn movie. As always, Seymore keeps a fun feeling around the scenes, and this always has things starting out on a high note. Although he often gets into a lot of anal, it’s also some of what makes me often recommend Seymore’s movies to couples. I think a fun feeling and chemistry can make harder sex scenes work for couples rather than trying to tame everything down as far as possible. Unfortunately, the rest of the movie doesn’t quite seem up to his normal level. The sex often seems a bit cookie cutter and it often gave me a feeling that he was coasting. When I read another reviewer’s take on this movie I couldn’t help but chuckle when I read that they didn’t like how Seymore only used one camera. “Somebody doesn’t quite get Seymore’s style and feel”, I thought to myself. Two scenes into the movie, and I understood completely what they meant. The camera work has an almost claustrophobic feel to it, and it rarely had the passion that I expect from Seymore behind the camera. Much of the time it felt like Seymore was just being lazy. The British may be coming, and if so I hope that they’re going to help Seymore get back on track and up to putting out the high quality product most of us expect from him. The British Are Coming certainly isn’t it.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for International Tushy, It’s Raining Tushy Girls, Tongue in Cheeks, High from Europe, American Tushy 2, and Seymore Does Europe 1. The photo gallery lasts about two minutes with roughly six seconds per good looking framed photo. A long bio is included for Mari Possa. There’s also a behind the scenes featurette and commercials for phone sex , websites, and Seymore’s entertaining company.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about nine minutes. The first five minutes are a few of the girls having fun in the dance club that was cut into the segments that broke apart the scenes. You can see them, but all you can hear is a little techno music. Afterwards you get a little of Bishop catching Flower in the bathroom as she’s getting made up. They talk about her getting ready to do feature dancing as well as feature dancing in general. As usual, Flower comes off very nicely. It’s a nice balance to the feature. The first part is just eye candy, and the second part gets more into the business end of the jiz biz. It’s a pretty good behind the scenes featurette.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, anal, ass to mouth, titty fucking, shaving, swallowing, lesbian, toys, DP (technical), group, and rimming (female > male)

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Seymore Butts’ DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25, with many stores offering them for under $20. Rent this one first. The sex seemed generic and fairly forgettable. The technical aspects are good, and there’s some nice effort put into the extras. This is a pretty decent DVD with an average movie.

Note to Seymore Butts: Please watch your cover claims, especially your time claim! You’re putting out some great movies, but when you stretch things on your cover and people are torn between you and somebody else, they’re probably going to take the person who’s playing straight with them.

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