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Sexcapades (VCA)

Sexcapades (VCA)

Studio: VCA
Category:  Classic , Comedy , Feature film
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lindi's ratings for Sexcapades (VCA):
Overall Rating 4 stars
Sexcapades (VCA) overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Sexcapades (VCA) Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Sexcapades (VCA) Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Sexcapades (VCA) Sex rating 3.5 stars
Plot/Acting Sexcapades (VCA) Plot/Acting rating 4.5 stars
Extras Sexcapades (VCA) DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Sexcapades (VCA) A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by lindi  on  12/29/2002

This 1983 Henri Pachard classic is a wholesome romp. Raincoaters can pass it by unless they are just in the mood for a little fun. The quirky humor, goofy music, and nostalgic feel of Sexcapades may please people who enjoy the feel of Pink Panther movies. The plot involves a director attempting to make a porn film.

Scene 1
Joanna Storm and Alan Adrian perform a fumbling audition for two bored porn producers. Her earnest but misdirected enthusiasm is a real hoot. At one point she stops the sex to put socks under her knees to prevent rug-burn.

Peter Meter = zero

Scene 2
Sharon Mitchell plays a sexually clueless wife in a fluffy, unsexy nightie. Her alternately prudish and giggling responses to husband Eric Edwards will leave you feeling smug. She throws in a few moans for his inexpert cunnilingus.

Peter Meter = zero

Scene 3
Cartoonish music accompanies this goofy sex scene between Ashley Wells and Michael Bruce. This amusing, anti-erotic demonstration of Murphy's Law shows a film crew dealing with Michael's wood problems, Ashley's uncooperative attitude and barely competent blow job, plus muffed lines, sweat-dripping, schedule problems, etc.

Peter Meter = zero

Scene 4
Sharon Kane straps one on for Lee Carrol in an uncomfortably tense girl-girl scene. Lee Carrol has desperate, vein-popping, gurgling responses being dildo-fucked in her pussy and ass. At one point, it looked more like someone trying to start a lawn mower than sex. The scene was compelling all the same, though the crotch shots were almost enough to make me a fan of shaved pussies.

Peter Meter = zero

Scene 5
This is a very short scene between Sharon Kane and Tony Santini. Since Tony's lizard-tongue had a starring role, it would have been nice if he had cleaned off the white coating. The scene was also followed by a creepy unbelievable female voice-over in a cigarette-cancer Brooklyn accent.

Peter Meter = zero

Scene 6
George Payne and Tiffany Clark are shooting a sex scene, with lots of funny coaching from the director. Frenetic and funny, the scene also manages to be erotic.

Peter Meter warms up - bunched underwear - schwing alert - high noon.

Scene 7
Mai Lin plays the maid, taken in the bathroom by Eric Edwards. Hokey 'Chinese' music puts me in mind of The World of Susie Wong, or something like that. The blow job and fuck were charming and sweet, with extra naughtiness for keeping the pajamas and panties on. This scene would have had my dick hard if I had one, but just to be accurate, I checked the Peter Meter.

Peter Meter - an instant package-rearrange, followed immediately by a solid salute throughout.

Scene 8
Mai Lin and Lee Carrol double-team Eric Edwards to the strains of hokey western Bonanza-type music.

Peter Meter ...ehhh....

This movie has good replay value for us, and will be enjoyed mainly for its good humor, rather than its boner value, although my little white apron got a nice reception after the maid scene.

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