SEX IN THE VALLEY BY ROBBIE D.
running time: 78 min.
produced: november 2002
starring: Anna Belle, Bunny Luv, Angel Cassidy, Wendy Divine, Bridget Kerkove, Alexis Amore, and Aimee
extras: Photo Gallery, Bios, and Trailers
The movie is about the daily sexual exploits of a down-on-his-luck local store delivery boy in SoCal. The movie manages to make fun of every stereotype in a hilarious and fresh way. For instance, the delivery boy's (Barrett Blade) boss, Raj, is played by a funky and lanky Indian, who plays his part very well. Mr. Blade reports to work and picks up a dirty magazine and mentions to Raj it must be cool to fuck women for a living. Well, Raj will have none of that and tells him to start delivering.
He arrives at a very nondescript house and rings the doorbell. To his surprise and bewilderment, the woman thinks that he is the stripper that she hired for her horny housemate. Before he can actually explain his situation, he is introduced to the frustrated housemate played by Anna Belle. Anyway, she treats him like property and tells him to shake this "thang!" It doesn't take too long for both of them to be stripped down naked to do the horizontal dance. The sex scene ends with a cum-shot onto her pretty face! The housemate barges in and chases Barrett Blade out of the house because she found out that he wasn't the stripper! Too late for Anna Belle because the deed was done all over her face!
Barrett Blade knows what lies ahead in the next delivery as he tries to escape the clutches of a gay "Mr. Clean!" His attempt of making a clean getaway is foiled when the customer lures him into the kitchen for his "tip!" I won't give away too much of the scene, but needless to say, this is the funniest scene on the DVD!
Things can't get any worse and so he is off to his next location, which happens to be on the set of a lesbian scene directed by two homosexuals. The directors cannot decide on how to end the scene volcanically until Barrett gives them advice. The sex scene starring Bunny Luv and Angel Cassidy is okay, but nothing special.
Barrett Blade's hopes of getting a "normal" customer looks promising until the customer played by Eric Masterson acts paranoid. He drags Barrett inside the house and finally discloses that he is shooting a porno without a city permit. The director is frustrated because the male talent hasn't showed up and he offers him the opportunity to fuck Wendy Divine! The delivery boy cannot believe that his fantasy is becoming a reality, but his member isn't up to the task due to "performance anxiety." Eric has no time for wieners and tells him to leave the alien porno set!
He is bummed and disappointed that his shot at porn stardom failed miserably! Luckily, he is about to deliver groceries to another porn set starring the prolific Alex Sanders. He watches on as Alex Sanders fucks Bridget Kerkove in several different positions until he cums inside her wide-lipped mouth! After the scene, Barrett asks Alex how is able to maintain a woodie and fuck while the production crew watches in the background. Alex's explanation is not as hilarious as the "Mr. Clean" scene, but it is worth watching so I am not going to spoil it!
His next delivery is to a person that seems to be suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder. Barrett Blade needs to use his wits and dexterity to deliver the hemorrhoid cream to the shell-shocked war veteran!
The nugget of advice given by Alex Sanders pays dividends for Barrett Blade as he gets his second-chance at porn. This time Barrett Blade has no problem maintaining wood for the busty Alexis More. After the foreplay, he fucks her hard in the missionary and doggy positions. Nic Andrews provides some comic relief when he directs Barrett for the all-important facial expression during orgasm! Finally, the scene ends with cum on Alexis's tits!
At the end of the day, Barrett returns to the store and retells his experiences to Raj! He saves the best for last because he mentions that the onsite production manager (Aimee) from Alexis More's scene was so impressed with his performance that she wanted to "talk" to him. After an awkward silence, the two get it on and start to kiss passionately. This leads to the best sex scene on the entire DVD, which as luck would have had it ends with a very sloppy facial!
After Barrett finishes retelling his stories to Raj, Aimee shows up at the store and wants to hire Barrett Blade to star in the company's films. He explains to her as much as he would like to, he has prior commitments to his friend and boss Raj. But, he quickly changes his tone when Aimee gives him his check for his scene! The two buddies start to bicker again until Aimee uses her mediation skills! In order to satisfy both parties, she proposes a solution (which I will not spoil)!
While the sex scenes are far from spectacular, the humor/acting is much better than I expected. If you need a break from Gonzo, then you might be easily entertained with this Digital Playground production.