With their "breeder prince" having left their home-world high and dry and their species on the brink of extinction, aliens Candie Evens and Blondi make their desperate way to Earth to find their missing royal and bring him back home. Such is the case in "Sex Aliens", a good late-80s release from Caballero Home Video. Chock-full of hot sex and hot girls...and sporting a cheesy 80s plot...this release really hits that naughty nostalgia spot in the right way. Indeed, Candie and Blondi--both in top physical and sexual form--alone make the disc worth the minimal price of purchase. They're awesome, and this release ends up being a lot of quirky, sci-fi fun.
In terms of the sex, Scene One features a younger version of Ron Jeremy getting his dick sucked by Tish Ambrose. She’s perched upon a desk, and he’s standing up as she imbibes his well-recognized schlong. Ultimately, they both end up on the desk, and when she brings him to the point of climax, he puts a halt to the action—supposedly for the sake of the therapy clinic that he’s running. (As a note: all of this occurs as Candie and Blondi peek in from space.)
Scene Two couples Peter North with Sheena Horne, who’s been sent by Candie and Blondi to replace Tish after they transport her away. Peter is one of Tish’s “sex therapy” patients, and Sheena proves herself more than ample as a fill-in for her, as she goes straight to work on sucking his cock. Before long, he mounts her and takes her fairly hard in missionary and doggie. To cap things off, she sucks and blows him to a slow-motion gusher out of the latter position—hot!
In Scene Three, Ron Jeremy pops into the bedroom where Sheena’s still hanging out, just after Peter leaves. She tries to give him a go, as well, but he only allows for some no-pop oral before abruptly ending the festivities.
Scene Four brings together Lori Lovett and Don Fernando at the clinic. Like Sheena, Lori has been sent down by Candie and Blondi to find their breeder prince. She immediately tests out Don to see if he fits the part. A sexy oral, vaginal, and anal fuck ensues, with the party coming to a close with a pop-shot on Lori’s bush. A further cummy, anal reinsertion follows.
In Scene Five, Tish and Blondi have been transported down to the clinic to investigate. Of course, the second that they arrive, Tish can’t help herself and pushes Blondi to the bed. The ladies get down on each other for some steamy 69 action, and Don Fernando pops in as they appear to be finishing up. Things get started right back up again, as Blondi sucks and fucks him with Tish helping out orally. Blondi looks incredible here—as she does throughout the movie—and the fun is capped off with a load on her well-toned tummy. Very nice.
Scene Six finds Candie Evens now down on Earth and in the clinic. She has her sights set on Frank James…and what Candie wants, Candie gets. As such, it doesn’t take long for both of their clothes to hit the floor and their naughty bits to hit one another’s mouths. A hot oral and vaginal romp proceeds, with Candie fucking as great as she looks. In finishing off the fun, Frank unloads on her chest and breasts. Wow!
In Scene Seven, Candie has found her man, Ron Jeremy, and—as noted—what Candie wants…Candie gets. Using her ample charms, she’s able to seduce him in his office on the desk. Some sexy suck and fuck action follows, with Candie taking Ron’s legendary dong in style. He unloads on her ass to close this one out. (This all occurs as Tish watches and pleasures herself.)
Bonus-wise, there are some advertisements. That’s it.
In all, this is a good release that will likely appeal to fans of Candi Evens, Blondi, sci-fi, and 80s porn. For the right audience, it’s recommendable.
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